We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest
humankind has ever come to
directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe
there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for
the divinity of other more traditional gods.
We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists
believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She
exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with
such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
We have compiled a list of nine
proofswhich definitively prove Google is the closest thing
to a "god" human beings have ever directly experienced.