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So, you're interested in becoming a Minister within the Church
Of Google. Well, apparently so are a lot of other people just like you.
We are currently diligently working on official Church
ordainment papers as well as a certificate, certifying you as an official
Minister within The Church of Google. You can print the certificate off,
frame it, and put it on your wall, to show off and brag about with your
friends and family. We caution that they will become jealous of you. Expect
this type of behaviour.
This is how you prove yourself worthy of ordainment:
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Establish yourself within our
online community.
Since the Church has only recently been launched, our community is
understandably small. Establishing an active online community is a very
important goal the Church intends to uphold and meet. If you could help
us achieve this worthy objective, we will be greatly appreciative and
you'll be well on your way to the Ministry.
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Donate time to our cause. This could be anything from
helping with our website and / or graphic design work to emailing
websites about our cause. You could also help vigorously
promote the Church. How you
donate your time (and maybe resources) is totally up to you, so take
your pick. We'll NEVER demand money though. That's a definite no-no.
Questions or comments?
Please contact us ASAP.
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