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Interested in spreading the word of the Church of Google? Look no further. Here is a list of things you can do to support the cause.

1. If you frequent online discussion groups, consider including the following text in your signature (or something similar, this is only an example):

Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an actual Deity. Come find out why --> www.TheChurchOfGoogle.org

You may also wish to include the following banners in your signature:



Member Code:

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Minister Code:

[url=http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org][img]http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Images/promo_material/cog_minister.png[/img][/url]

2. Consider using a Church of Google avatar.





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You can always step things up a notch by emailing your favourite news sites and blogs about the Church. Let them know how wonderful you think the Church is, and how pleased you think their readers would be to know about your newly discovered religion. Tell them the Church is guaranteed to change their lives as well as the world.

4. Another very effective technique is to bring up the question "Is Google God?" in any online forums that you frequent. Turn it into a debate and put up a poll. Don't forget to provide a link to our site though. However, we kindly ask that you refrain from spamming. Submit your topic in the appropriate forum section and contribute to the debate.

5. If you have StumbleUpon, give some of the pages on our site a thumbs up and a comment.

6. Link to us on your blog or personal website.

7. If you really want to support the cause, you can always consider tattooing "Google is God" on your forehead. Your girlfriend will LOVE you for it. And if you happen to not have a girlfriend, you'll attract one soon after. Swear to Google.

  • Promotional Ideas? Please email them to us.

WARNING: Unworthy outsiders may persecute you for your religious convictions. Use with caution and common sense.

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