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Lunchbox
March 29th, 2007, 10:45 AM
I decided to ask Google a few questions to test the theory of omnisciency via image search. The results were surprising if nothing else...


1. What is the coolest thing in the world?
http://www.aptrick.com/potty/pmp2/letstink206.jpg
ooookay...


2. What is the dumbest thing in the world?
http://www.greenideasblog.com/images/Roberts,_Bush_SCOTUS_announcement-thumb.jpg
fair enough. score one for Google.


3. What is my favorite drink?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/lopezfamilycasa/mmmgingerbreadlatte.jpg
yeah baby!


4. Where do babies come from?
http://www.myhoneyandme.com/images/babies.jpg
I'm almost sorry I asked. score another one for Google.

Lunchbox
March 29th, 2007, 10:47 AM
5. What's my favorite food?
http://www.denbet.com/Coco02.jpg
and my fiance really knows how to cook it up good!

6. What will i get for christmas?
http://www.voic.us/files/mark%20edge%20jewelry.jpg
score!!

7. What will be the last thing see before I die?
http://msglaze.typepad.com/paris/images/eggs_1.jpg
I'm not sure of the relevance, but I have a nasty feeling there may be a Darwin award in it for me...

8. If i were a goat, what would i look like?
http://www.1115.org/archives/mcdonough.jpg
ouch...

Lunchbox
March 29th, 2007, 11:00 AM
9. What is the gayest thing in the world?
http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_06_babbq3.jpg
could be...

10. What does God look like?
http://www.stalkerzone.net/God3_2.jpg
this is explains a lot.


Well, the jury is still out. Omiscient? Maybe Google knows more about our inner desires than we do. Maybe it's just bollocks. Judging by number 7, I'm hoping it's bollocks...

Alice Shade
March 29th, 2007, 11:10 AM
Ok, ok, we got it.

Google can tell you what you ask for - it`s not always what you expect to see.

And I suggest to be careful. Especially searching for simple words. People helpfully provide a sexual perversion to go with every word possible, it seems.

Lunchbox
March 29th, 2007, 11:22 AM
And I suggest to lighten up. It was a joke. A valiant attempt at humour. Not everything on these forums is a personal attack on your beliefs, Alice. Think of it along the lines of extending a metaphor. I'd like to think you're open-minded enough to see humour in things other than pointing and laughing at other religions.

Hmm... irony...

Alice Shade
March 29th, 2007, 11:31 AM
....Um... Yes.

Especially considering I thought I joked back.

ZOMG_RAPTOR_JESUS
April 10th, 2007, 07:43 PM
11. What is the meaning of life?

http://www.almeidacartoons.com/Biz_pix/meaning%20of%20life.jpg

lol, I guess that makes sense.

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12. Why?

http://www.nataliedee.com/050406/really-why-was-there-tequila-at-the-craft-show.jpg

YES! YES! YES!

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13. Where does it all end?

http://www.ci.jacksonville.nc.us/opencms/export/download/CommonDownloads/colorlogo.jpg

Wow, who'da thunk it?

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14. How many Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

http://jetzt.sueddeutsche.de/upl/images/user/jan-stremmel/308302.jpg

I'm guessing that means five. I'd have to agree.

Serenstar
April 12th, 2007, 11:16 AM
1. What is my favourite animal?
http://scienceblogs.com/seed/upload/2006/10/bora.jpg

:eek: Ummm........ yeah......

2. What's the worse way to die?
http://www.proto48.org/images/rel_08/coupler-fix-3.jpg

No comment.

3. What's my favourite film?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004RF8J.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I do actually like this film (I know I'm stange) but it's not my favourite.

Serenstar
April 12th, 2007, 11:17 AM
4. What does Heaven look like?
http://photos14.flickr.com/17774999_f9d5cecde7.jpg

I was expecting chocolate........

5. Does God like us?
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0306/carina_hst.jpg

I'll take that as a no......

6. Is God really Omniscient?
http://oneyearbibleimages.com/dogofears.jpg

Well I knew my Basset Hound was a Queen but I never knew that God was a Basset as well :icon_lol:

jon_hill987
April 12th, 2007, 12:03 PM
4. Where do babies come from?

LOL! That has to be the funniest thing I ever saw, the birthing in particular, the look on the babies face, priceless.

My question to Google:

How will the world end?
http://www.hope.edu/bandstra/RTOT/CH17/CH17_F1.JPG

The way things are going I would agree....

Where is god?
http://www.twainquotes.com/god.gif
Chained up apparently...

Serenstar
April 12th, 2007, 03:14 PM
What do I look like?

http://blog.techarp.com/wp-content/uploads/hippo.jpg

Ummmm.......



Best one!
Is Google God?

http://www.molblog.nl/achtergrond/images/upload/1140609478Google-God.jpg

More proof!

AaronD
April 14th, 2007, 02:05 PM
I asked google "Why 42?", wanting to know why Douglas Adams picked 42 as the Ultimate Answer. The answer was very enlightening and disturbing.


http://www.kennyrogers.biz/store/images/uploads/42.ultimate.jpg

Serenstar
April 14th, 2007, 03:40 PM
Is there life anywhere else in the universe?

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/epregina2.jpg

:icon_eek:

Wallis89
April 14th, 2007, 06:13 PM
Is there life anywhere else in the universe?

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/epregina2.jpg

:icon_eek:

I would take that as a yes. Homer has to be from another planet.:icon_lol:

MeTHoD-X
April 20th, 2007, 05:14 AM
This is awesome! Luvs it.