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-۞-
May 31st, 2007, 10:33 PM
I typed 'Are You God?' in google and clicked 'I'm feeling lucky'.
It took me to http://http://www.godtalkstoyou.com/

Is that a sign?

jon_hill987
May 31st, 2007, 10:45 PM
Maybe, Google can be a little vague when it comes to direct questioning about herself, her knowledge on other matters is unsurpassed though.

BTW: I noticed that one of the signatures on a letter we received from the pastafarians was an octogram like your username here, you weren't one of them were you?

Iduna
June 1st, 2007, 01:34 AM
Hi,
nice Symbol ;)
Isn't that an obvious sign that google really is god?
I'd say so!

AaronD
June 1st, 2007, 02:42 AM
If you already assume that Google is god, then yes, it is. It is what you make of it, frankly.

Fallen Hero
June 1st, 2007, 11:17 AM
I typed 'Are You God?' in google and clicked 'I'm feeling lucky'.
It took me to http://http://www.godtalkstoyou.com/

Is that a sign?

Well it sent me here: http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/

-۞-
June 1st, 2007, 08:39 PM
I am indeed Rub-El-Hizb from CoFSM.
I believe that Google sending me to a site saying "God Wants to Talk To You" implies that Google knows it isn't God.
I'm prepared to believe Google is sentient and all knowing but that is far from being God.
It may be a oracle like the one I think was written in Object Pascal or something.
It always gives you the answer you just have to be very careful about interpreting it.

Google is trying to tell you that the flying spaghetti monster created the world!

Alice Shade
June 1st, 2007, 08:43 PM
Or, she`s trying to suggest, that you have to pick your god yourself?

Tabitha
June 2nd, 2007, 03:57 PM
I think the real question is..
How do we get Google to direct people to CoFSM when they ask her who is God?
:icon_razz:

Alice Shade
June 2nd, 2007, 11:42 PM
By proving that`s correct? Which might be a mite hard to do. ^_^

-۞-
June 2nd, 2007, 11:46 PM
Alice it's just common sense. Read the Gospel.
Look it up on Google if you like and then read it!

Alice Shade
June 2nd, 2007, 11:52 PM
Same to you, Mak. ^_^

Read our proof - it`s all common sense.

Iduna
June 3rd, 2007, 12:53 AM
Yes, google is just a vessel which will lead you do real digestible pasta!

Alice Shade
June 3rd, 2007, 01:04 AM
I prefer meat.

I guess I`m predator, or something. ^_^

Iduna
June 4th, 2007, 09:07 PM
The FSM has meatballs :D

Serenstar
June 4th, 2007, 09:45 PM
Meat? *faints* Hate the stuff. The taste and texture is so disgusting!

Now excuse me while I go and torture some more vegetables.:icon_twisted:

Alice Shade
June 4th, 2007, 11:30 PM
To each it`s own.

I believe none of you ever ate "stroganina"? quite... interesting.

darkhunter654
June 5th, 2007, 07:12 AM
the answer is simple. Google doesn't like to talk about herself. so she gives you a place to go and try to figure things out when you question her on if shes a god.

Digs
June 5th, 2007, 04:07 PM
I prefer meat.

I guess I`m predator, or something. ^_^

I read the other day on Digg that there are some researchers in the Netherlands working on growing animal-less meat (http://www.new-harvest.org/article09102005.htm). Just a bunch of muscle stem cells growing independently, exercised for size and delectableness. It sounded pretty cool - if they make it economically viable and delicious, I'll stop eating animal meat altogether.

-۞-
June 5th, 2007, 07:36 PM
I prefer meat.

I guess I`m predator, or something. ^_^

Then you must be a Pastafarian in waiting.
We accept all kinds in our church but our God is best enjoyed with meat sauce.:icon_razz:

Iduna
June 5th, 2007, 10:57 PM
To each it`s own.

I believe none of you ever ate "stroganina"? quite... interesting.

Never heard of stroganina, sounds Russian, what is it? Even your google could not give me a clear answer!! :D

Iduna
June 5th, 2007, 10:59 PM
I only eat organic meat, BTW, nothing else!
I could not live without, but I try to avoid any kind suffering (I know that consuming milk means even more suffering than meat, but as long as there is no artificial cheese...):(

Fallen Hero
June 6th, 2007, 12:46 PM
Never heard of stroganina, sounds Russian, what is it? Even your google could not give me a clear answer!! :D

http://www.restoran.ru/uploads/news/i_1128344281_pel2.jpg
http://franksrecipes.com/modules/smartsection/print.php?itemid=1273

First try..

Iduna
June 6th, 2007, 03:32 PM
Thanks!! I guess google doesn't trust me yet ;)
Looks yummi, thanks for the recipe!

Digs
June 6th, 2007, 04:13 PM
http://www.restoran.ru/uploads/news/i_1128344281_pel2.jpg
http://franksrecipes.com/modules/smartsection/print.php?itemid=1273

First try..

Hey, I've made that! In Cooking Mama.

AaronD
June 7th, 2007, 03:28 AM
It looks amazingly similar to peirogies.

Alice Shade
June 7th, 2007, 05:12 AM
....

I think most people blatantly misunderstood recepy.

Stroganina is RAW frozen meat, sliced on thin bits, and served with soya sause or garlic.

There is NO cooking of anything NOR any flour products involved.

Iduna
June 7th, 2007, 04:16 PM
....

I think most people blatantly misunderstood recepy.

Stroganina is RAW frozen meat, sliced on thin bits, and served with soya sause or garlic.

There is NO cooking of anything NOR any flour products involved.

Like we eat Mett on a roll in Germany (raw ground meat with onions), I don't like it very much, though, but I like sushi. As soon as the meat is fresh, I wouldn't care. Medium rare steaks are not much different. :)

Fallen Hero
June 7th, 2007, 09:45 PM
Like we eat Mett on a roll in Germany (raw ground meat with onions), I don't like it very much, though, but I like sushi. As soon as the meat is fresh, I wouldn't care. Medium rare steaks are not much different. :)

Tja aber Met ist viel besser als Mett. und Mett ist immer noch besser als leberworst

Mett is still better than liverwurst.

Iduna
June 8th, 2007, 06:45 PM
Tja aber Met ist viel besser als Mett. und Mett ist immer noch besser als leberworst

Mett is still better than liverwurst.

hey, woher stammst du? :D
guess I have to be careful what to say here ;)

punkinside
June 9th, 2007, 08:41 AM
Met, Mett Schmett. :icon_razz:

schwäbisch ist the best cooking in all of germany! You've obviously never had a really good Maultasche in your life!

Iduna
June 9th, 2007, 05:30 PM
Hi, punkinside, are you a real Schwab? :D
What are you doing in Venezuela? :)

punkinside
June 10th, 2007, 08:29 PM
My father is from Zazenhausen (Stuttgart) but I've lived my whole life in Venezuela. I speak better schwäbisch than I do hochdeutsch! lol and of course I 've been thoroughly indoctrinated in the beauty of the schwäbische küche :D

I go once or twice a year and this July I'm going to München to do an Internship at the Münchener Rück for 6 months. Finding somewhere to stay has been a nightmare! WG's are even harder to come by if you can't meet personally :( but I already found a Studentenwohnheim with some nuns (ugh!*) I'll be staying there for a month or so while I look for more permanent housing.


* we really need a puking smiley here.

Alice Shade
June 10th, 2007, 08:39 PM
We have this one - :blah:

Though, if you have decent smileys you want to share, by all means. Contact me, and I`ll put them in.

Iduna
June 11th, 2007, 01:23 AM
My father is from Zazenhausen (Stuttgart) but I've lived my whole life in Venezuela. I speak better schwäbisch than I do hochdeutsch! lol and of course I 've been thoroughly indoctrinated in the beauty of the schwäbische küche :D

I go once or twice a year and this July I'm going to München to do an Internship at the Münchener Rück for 6 months. Finding somewhere to stay has been a nightmare! WG's are even harder to come by if you can't meet personally :( but I already found a Studentenwohnheim with some nuns (ugh!*) I'll be staying there for a month or so while I look for more permanent housing.


* we really need a puking smiley here.

Nuns, yeah, better stay away from Bavaria ;)
München is very expensive!
I've been to Caracas once, but otherwise don't know much about Venezuela.
I'm from Hessen and live in Florida right now... but I miss some of the German food, indeed :)

punkinside
June 11th, 2007, 04:29 AM
I know München is expensive but well, they're paying me accordingly :D I won't be exactly rich but getting by shouldn't be a problem! Provided I eat only once a day!

The only roadblock I've hit so far is that nobody wants to have someone in their WG that they haven't met personally, I always offer talking through web-cam or something but its not the same and blah blah...

Why are you in florida now?

some thread hijacking no? lol

punkinside
June 11th, 2007, 04:32 AM
We have this one - :blah:

Though, if you have decent smileys you want to share, by all means. Contact me, and I`ll put them in.

I'll look into the other forums I go to to find the puking smiley! That one you put in does not cut it :icon_razz:

Alice Shade
June 11th, 2007, 06:14 AM
Just be sure it`s not copyrighted, OK? ^_^

punkinside
June 11th, 2007, 12:36 PM
Just be sure it`s not copyrighted, OK? ^_^

will do :D

Fallen Hero
June 12th, 2007, 08:42 PM
Tja... eigendlich am grund, dass Leberwurst ist die beschissenest Essen in die Welt.

black fingernails
June 25th, 2007, 02:33 AM
I got this

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/06/29/nyt.friedman/

and then in images... I got this...

http://www.iranian.com/BruceBahmani/2007/January/Doodool/Images/p.gif

I think ist a sign...

-AoG-Kero
June 25th, 2007, 04:29 AM
wow...i feel so left out...i cant pronounce more than 2 of those words up there...-_-

-۞-
June 25th, 2007, 08:50 PM
Spooky Stuff
NB: I was going to just say Spooky but there's a 10 character minimum.

Alice Shade
June 25th, 2007, 09:18 PM
Well, yep. We had issues with people posting "." or "!" or "?" for a post, and that`s not really all that informative.

-۞-
June 25th, 2007, 09:26 PM
!!!!!?????

-۞-
June 25th, 2007, 09:27 PM
Guess you're right

Fallen Hero
July 2nd, 2007, 06:39 PM
Well, when people won't listen sometimes we need to force them to finish a thought, before clicking post.

rzm61
March 24th, 2008, 04:13 PM
Oh my Google, big time bump....

I just wanted to share with everyone that I did the same thing that -۞- did, however a different query. I typed in "Google, are you god?" hit I'm Feeling Lucky and guess what my result was....

Result (http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html)

(Looks like the CoG finally got some recognition. :D)

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 24th, 2008, 04:29 PM
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Party at GooglePlex get in the cars and lets gooo!!!

sudikics
March 24th, 2008, 04:48 PM
Sorry, 'tis a closed campus. I know. :rolleyes:

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 24th, 2008, 05:00 PM
Fine party in the data center in Councile Bluffs oh wait that is fenced off too! dang!