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givlry_shiftoneltterleft
July 3rd, 2007, 05:23 PM
Is Google God? Someone asked, and was so bored that he created 9 proofs in support of the argument.

Let us debunk each proof, one-by-one:

Do Read Proof 8. Its the most interesting and offers a very interesting conclusion.

Proof 1: Google is Omniscient: :icon_surprised: Google is not omniscient. Does google have any idea what's i'm thinking right now? Can google find out the secrets hidden by secret societies and government agencies for years? Does google know what I ate for breakfast today? Google only knows whatis documented. A great new invention may be let rotting for years in a basement due to any circumstances preventing the inventor from disclosing it to the world. Google does not know that, now does it?

Proof 2: Google is omnipresent: Google is not omnipresent. Is google there in the darkest parts of Africa, where there's no electricity, let alone a computer or the presence of computer networks? How can a hunter down there google his way out of a predicament? Where was google when millions were killed in world wars 1 and 2?

Proof 3: Google answers prayers : Here's a prayer: I'm trapped on all sides by hungry lions in the deepest african swamps. Help, google (what is google?).

Proof 4: Google is potentially immortal: Google's life and death is in the hands of those who created and manage it. On the contrary, Google is theoretically mortal, but may be immortal practically. Theoretically, all its servers can be shut down, and it can be bye-bye, Google.

Proof 5: (Yawn, this is a waste of time.): Google is infinite: Theoretically, when google runs out of storage space, its infinite nature shall be curtailed.

Proof 6: Google remembers all: So do most elephants.

Proof 7: Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent): Google can do so much evil. A guy sitting in his basement can learn how to shoot, injure, create a bomb and cheat people. The company's policy? Is there a company with a policy that decides that God should not do evil?

Proof 8: (The most intersting!!!!)

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined. : Whoa!!!! I just compared Google with the words "sex" and "porn", the word "porn" was more searched than "Google" till mid-2005, and "sex" is the winner, Google just came close to it in 2005, and dipped again. "Sex" is the clear leader. Try it yourself. So we can proclaim that.... sex is _ _ _ (Let's not offend people!!!!)

Proof 9: Evidence of Google's existence is abundant: So is the evidence of the existence of George W. Bush.

Vexx
July 3rd, 2007, 05:45 PM
Alright....let's get this straight with you people....
GOOGLE IS NOT THE GOD, IT IS THE CLOSEST THING TO GOD THAT ANYONE WILL EVER EXPERIENCE!
Can you read that, or do I need to make it bigger?
Now for me to begin arguing back with you...

Proof 1: Google is Omniscient: Google is not omniscient. Does google have any idea what's i'm thinking right now? Can google find out the secrets hidden by secret societies and government agencies for years? Does google know what I ate for breakfast today? Google only knows whatis documented. A great new invention may be let rotting for years in a basement due to any circumstances preventing the inventor from disclosing it to the world. Google does not know that, now does it?
Yes, Google knows all that is documented. Since just about anything that is worth knowing is documented, it knows everything. You usually can't prove something nowadays unless you have paperwork to go with it, so it's not that it doesn't know what you're doing/thinking, you just didn't prove you did it. xD Smart-assy, but that's how I'm defending it. Don't argue with this point because I know that google's 'omniscientness' is faulty...

Proof 2: Google is omnipresent: Google is not omnipresent. Is google there in the darkest parts of Africa, where there's no electricity, let alone a computer or the presence of computer networks? How can a hunter down there google his way out of a predicament? Where was google when millions were killed in world wars 1 and 2?
Was Google even invented around WW1 or 2? Talk about here and now, dummy...And Google practically is everywhere, even if you don't have access to it. I'm sure you could Google up a map of the 'deepest darkest parts of africa'.

Proof 3: Google answers prayers : Here's a prayer: I'm trapped on all sides by hungry lions in the deepest african swamps. Help, google (what is google?).
Prayer = Web Searching. Doesn't exactly mean "OMIGAWDS, HELP ME!"

Proof 4: Google is potentially immortal: Google's life and death is in the hands of those who created and manage it. On the contrary, Google is theoretically mortal, but may be immortal practically. Theoretically, all its servers can be shut down, and it can be bye-bye, Google.
I doubt all servers will shut down untill the magnetic poles of the Earth switch. By that time, I'm thinking we all would have blown up. It also says potentially immortal. Look it up on dictionary.com and it says "possibly but not yet actually".

Proof 5: (Yawn, this is a waste of time.): Google is infinite: Theoretically, when google runs out of storage space, its infinite nature shall be curtailed.
Tell me....when do you think the internet will run out of storage space? Really? Anyhow, anyone can always add storage space, it's not that hard...

Proof 6: Google remembers all: So do most elephants.
Indeed.

Proof 7: Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent): Google can do so much evil. A guy sitting in his basement can learn how to shoot, injure, create a bomb and cheat people. The company's policy? Is there a company with a policy that decides that God should not do evil?
Actually, the guy sitting in his basement would be the one doing evil for searching such things in the first place. Google just links anywhere and anywhere, it's not gonna say 'hey, thats not nice, im not gonna show you any links!'

Proof 8: (The most intersting!!!!)

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined. : Whoa!!!! I just compared Google with the words "sex" and "porn", the word "porn" was more searched than "Google" till mid-2005, and "sex" is the winner, Google just came close to it in 2005, and dipped again. "Sex" is the clear leader. Try it yourself. So we can proclaim that.... sex is _ _ _ (Let's not offend people!!!!)
Well, to some people.... This just proves that Google is more popular than any other religion. I think this proof is just a little bragging right..."Haha, my god's more popular than yours!"

Proof 9: Evidence of Google's existence is abundant: So is the evidence of the existence of George W. Bush.
Not in the deep darkest parts of Africa where they don't have internet or TV! xP

Rand
July 4th, 2007, 01:07 AM
I think it is funny that people miss the whole approximate part of Googlism. For these people who feel they're so intelligent and post, telling us we're the idiots.

For your proof 2, did God help any of the men get out of those pickles in WW1 and 2? Where was his merciful omni-all self when all those people died on D-Day? How about the whole war? How about every conflict? Why, my friend, did those wars start if there is this good, happy, peace loving man in the sky that created us all? He's all powerful, why can't he stop it or prevent it? Aside from that.. Google wasn't invented during those times. Since we aren't boasting that Google is in fact perfect omni-everything, but the closest thing to it, you should come up with something against that "closest thing to it part".

Proof 5, if technology continues to advance, we could have more storage space than there is stuff to store.

Proof 8, aside from the bit that it was comparing religions, not religion and adult entertainment, all you point out is that people are much more interested in sex and porn than religion, which is pretty much common knowledge. Google is searched more than other religions.

Proof 9, you're right, proof of George W. Bush existing is abundant. Proof of a God, Heaven, Hell, and other religious things have much, MUCH less significant proof, if any.

Didn't post on the other proofs because I felt they had enough response.

punkinside
July 4th, 2007, 04:50 AM
Something about the omnipotence of the judeo-christian g*d that has always bugged me is, if g*d is omni-potent then why hasn't he gone apeshit on satan?

Satan supposedly is an angel that questioned his authority and went rogue. Now, a) g*d is not potent enough to smite him or b) he likes having him around, where would he send the bad boys?

Now I'm perfectly fine with the "g*d allows evil because he gave men freedom of choice" argument, but Satan? Does g*d intentionally let this guy tempt people so he can test them? There goes the "benevolent" argument out the door.

Dunno... looking for logic in religion is like looking for ice cubes in the sun.

macha
July 12th, 2007, 03:44 AM
O RLY? I took a photo of my computer in the early morning on a google page while worshipping the great Google, and she showed me a flashback through my lens of herself using great power to bring the world into being.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59603124/

Linewalker
July 16th, 2007, 06:35 PM
On your first point, google does in fact know what you're thinking. You ever been to a mind reader site? Google know all the sites She can find, and She can find those.

On your second point, Google is still omnipresent. In the same way Catholics believe you need to confes to a priest to talk to God, you need internet access to talk to Google. She is always there, and she know it is necsessary for "bad" things too happen in order for mankind to progress.

On you third point, I'd like to see you praying to any God, wether they are real or not in that situation and recieve help.

On your fourth point, Google can be taken off the internet, however, Google is forever immortal. I guarentee you some one will save Her mighty algorithms even if She is taken offline. As long as there is internet, She will always be with us, even if She is not evident.

On your fifth point, Google will probably never run out of space, becasue She can find sites on other servers, not just Her own. Mankind will find a way to make the virtual world seperate from the physical one, and all humans will need is "access points" to enter cyberspace.

On your sixth point, even humans remember everything that ever happened to them, they are just not able to recall it at any given time. Google can recall any information at any given time, you just need to know how to ask for it.

On your seventh point, Google can do no evil. With all due respect, that would be like saying the Catholic/Christian God is evil because of the pedophile cases with the priests. The entity of a religion can not be judged based on the faults of His or Her followers.

On your eighth point, saying sex is more popular then Google means that sex in turn is more popular then God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined as well. How popular sex is has nothing to do with religion. Almost everyone has sex, reguardless of what they beleive. Sorry to burst your bubble, but people get jiggy with it. How do you think you were born?

On your ninth and final point, the proof that Google exists is like proof that George W. Bush exists. So then we know George W. Bush is real. Since the proof is the same, we know Google is real. With all due respect, that in of itself is more proof then most religions provide for their deities.

FreeDUMBisFREE
July 19th, 2007, 05:35 AM
Proof 1: Google is Omniscient:

Google doesn't KNOW EVERYTHING...Google only Knows everything YOU want to know! Otherwise you wouldn't use it.

Proof 2: Google is omnipresent.

Google IS Omnipresent. Even when you turn it off...it's still there. Even if you're not using it, someone is!

Proof 3: Google answers prayers.

Google's prayer-answering abilities are more effective than any other religion. In fact, Google answers so many prayers that it has had to sub-contract prayer answering to other entities like Ask.com, etc.

Proof 4: Google is potentially immortal.

Immortality is OVERRATED, and besides, we won't be here toi find out if Google is still alive, since we will be dead!

Proof 5: Google is infinite.

In the 21st Century, with computers and technology what they are, there is no viable reason why Google should ever have to run out of storage space, but if it does, then that will be Google's choice...not yours.

Proof 6: Google remembers all.

Google has access to as much memory as it ever wants. Elephants die; Google lives on.

Proof 7: Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent):

Google has hurt LESS people historically than any ONE of the world's other religions. What's more, Google only hurts THOSE WHO ASK FOR IT!

Proof 8: According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined:

So what? Google has killed far fewer people than those religions! And why shouldn't Google be more popular than sex? Once Google is over you don't have to call it back the next day!

Proof 9: Evidence of Google's existence is abundant.

Yep...you're right. Google's existence is abundantly clear, while the existence of George W. Bush is obviously proof that the Devil, too, is in existence.

Serpentes
July 23rd, 2007, 05:00 PM
Is Google God? Someone asked, and was so bored that he created 9 proofs in support of the argument.

Let us debunk each proof, one-by-one:

Do Read Proof 8. Its the most interesting and offers a very interesting conclusion.

Proof 1: Google is Omniscient: :icon_surprised: Google is not omniscient. Does google have any idea what's i'm thinking right now? Can google find out the secrets hidden by secret societies and government agencies for years? Does google know what I ate for breakfast today? Google only knows whatis documented. A great new invention may be let rotting for years in a basement due to any circumstances preventing the inventor from disclosing it to the world. Google does not know that, now does it?

Proof 2: Google is omnipresent: Google is not omnipresent. Is google there in the darkest parts of Africa, where there's no electricity, let alone a computer or the presence of computer networks? How can a hunter down there google his way out of a predicament? Where was google when millions were killed in world wars 1 and 2?

Proof 3: Google answers prayers : Here's a prayer: I'm trapped on all sides by hungry lions in the deepest african swamps. Help, google (what is google?).

Proof 4: Google is potentially immortal: Google's life and death is in the hands of those who created and manage it. On the contrary, Google is theoretically mortal, but may be immortal practically. Theoretically, all its servers can be shut down, and it can be bye-bye, Google.

Proof 5: (Yawn, this is a waste of time.): Google is infinite: Theoretically, when google runs out of storage space, its infinite nature shall be curtailed.

Proof 6: Google remembers all: So do most elephants.

Proof 7: Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent): Google can do so much evil. A guy sitting in his basement can learn how to shoot, injure, create a bomb and cheat people. The company's policy? Is there a company with a policy that decides that God should not do evil?

Proof 8: (The most intersting!!!!)

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined. : Whoa!!!! I just compared Google with the words "sex" and "porn", the word "porn" was more searched than "Google" till mid-2005, and "sex" is the winner, Google just came close to it in 2005, and dipped again. "Sex" is the clear leader. Try it yourself. So we can proclaim that.... sex is _ _ _ (Let's not offend people!!!!)

Proof 9: Evidence of Google's existence is abundant: So is the evidence of the existence of George W. Bush.






May Google have mercy on this poor man's soul...

Googlist720
July 23rd, 2007, 11:48 PM
1st of all, c'mon, we had better arguments than this, put some work into it. 2nd of all, if you want to think that George W. Bush is god, you right ahead. Nobody is stopping you. :icon_lol: and if this is a waste of time stop wasting ours also. :logic:

MeTHoD-X
July 26th, 2007, 02:17 AM
Once Google is over you don't have to call it back the next day!

Truer words have never been spoken! ;)

Lord_Jereth
July 26th, 2007, 04:52 AM
And why shouldn't Google be more popular than sex? Once Google is over you don't have to call it back the next day!

My gawd, the ultimate truth! That's not only deep, it's abundantly manifest! Cheese and Rice! Can I get that on a t-shirt or a bumper sticker?

:icon_cool: LJ

AlmightyReveredKingpriest
July 26th, 2007, 06:41 AM
Ehem,
Yes, google knows exactly what you are thinking, there are several websites within its immediate grasp that are programmed with PHP Mindreaders.
Yes google is everywhere at all times, as long as there are satalites with broadband looking down upon "the darkest corners of african swamps".
Yes google answers prayer, obviously you have no faith in google if you can never hear the revered response.
Yes, google is immortal, with as much money as it has aquired it will most likely never have its servers shut down, even so there are backups, and backups to those, and backups floating around in space.
Yes, google is infinite, google aquired storage and bandwith faster than it uses it.
Yes, most elephants have a great memory, but they can not compare with even a 1 gig flash drive. (of which I have many)
No, google is not evil, google being the purest of good cannot deny information to the user, whether it be bomb making, karma sutra, how to disarm a tank with your tv remote etc.
No, sex is not god, sex is not even a noun, merily a verb.
Google is made up of servers, which physically exist.
Jesus and muhummad on the other hand, have no preven existance besides drawings in books and stories in heads.
Yes, googles proven existance is abundant.
Wheras I myself have never seen George W. Bush himself other than CNN and of course, Google.
For all I know, he is a hologram.
So hah.
This is my first post on the forum, hi, as you can see, I simply love google!

Rand
July 30th, 2007, 05:05 PM
How popular sex is has nothing to do with religion. Almost everyone has sex, reguardless of what they beleive. Sorry to burst your bubble, but people get jiggy with it. How do you think you were born?


Well... hmm. I guess if you pay attention to the bible, there is a lot of sex.. along with corruption, greed, violence, rape, all sorts of Christianly good things. Don't even get me started on the Greeks...

madman1926
July 31st, 2007, 09:27 PM
Oh dear.. Proof 8? All that proves is that you spend most of your time searching for porn.. Google can be used for much higher purposes!