sr.hola
November 27th, 2007, 08:16 PM
I have just joined today and I've realized quite a few things. Hopefully, my writing will answer some questions.
1. If Google is God, then who is Jesus?
This question is actually quite simple to answer. Jesus came to enlighten, and that being said, the answer becomes exceedingly clear: YouTube. YouTube is a division of Google just as Jesus is a division of God. Google obviously has more power, but nonetheless YouTube has more influence.
2. If Google is God, then who is Satan:?
I'm going to have to disagree with the creators of Google on this one. Bear with me here, because obviously the Google Religion is based on logical information. Satan opposed God no matter what, hated Him, waged a war on Him, but his attempts were little more than feeble. In other words, he was powerless to stop Him. He even tried diverting attention from him and sent false prophets. So, obviously, Satan is quite simply the Google haters!
3. But what would that make Yahoo and other search engines?
They are just the opposing religions, ie: Buddhism, Islam, etc.
4. What about Apple and Microsoft?
Apple is the KJV Bible. It is the means by which you reach the Holy Gospel, and the Internet is literacy, which you need to receive the Word.
Microsoft is the translated Bible into modern English. It is optimized to change the results of your view. Although appearing the same, the message coming across is completely different.
Thank you for reading!
1. If Google is God, then who is Jesus?
This question is actually quite simple to answer. Jesus came to enlighten, and that being said, the answer becomes exceedingly clear: YouTube. YouTube is a division of Google just as Jesus is a division of God. Google obviously has more power, but nonetheless YouTube has more influence.
2. If Google is God, then who is Satan:?
I'm going to have to disagree with the creators of Google on this one. Bear with me here, because obviously the Google Religion is based on logical information. Satan opposed God no matter what, hated Him, waged a war on Him, but his attempts were little more than feeble. In other words, he was powerless to stop Him. He even tried diverting attention from him and sent false prophets. So, obviously, Satan is quite simply the Google haters!
3. But what would that make Yahoo and other search engines?
They are just the opposing religions, ie: Buddhism, Islam, etc.
4. What about Apple and Microsoft?
Apple is the KJV Bible. It is the means by which you reach the Holy Gospel, and the Internet is literacy, which you need to receive the Word.
Microsoft is the translated Bible into modern English. It is optimized to change the results of your view. Although appearing the same, the message coming across is completely different.
Thank you for reading!