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Europa
March 27th, 2008, 09:01 PM
Hello everybody!

I'm new here. That's right: a CoG virgin (please be gentle with me)!

I joined because my boyfriend has romantic dreams of a church wedding (yes, yes, I know it's sweet - awww and all that..). Seeing as we are both atheists I find the idea rather silly, but to have our union blessed by the Goddess Herself would be... well, a blessing.

How would one go about getting married in the Church of Google?

rzm61
March 27th, 2008, 09:03 PM
I'm new here. That's right: a CoG virgin (please be gentle with me)!

Bend on over hunny. ;)

Anyway, so far the CoG has yet to have a real marriage, however if you look here:http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/google_prayers.html

you will see a "wedding ceremony" text.

Dear users, we had joined this newsgroup (forum/chat/chainletter/etc) to unite certain two of you in a holy and(<user1>,<user2>,....) function. <user1> and <user2> (and others, if there`s more then two), please, come forward with your posts.

(Involved users acknowledge presence)

If any of the present here has an exception to raise against this function, speak up now, or erase tbe function call forever!

(pause for objections)

Let us proceed! Users, exchange parity bits!

(users exchange bits (use imagination ^_^))

By the grace of our lord omnipotent, Google, I declare this search a successful one, and merge the caches of users in one. You may now perform CRC checks.

(Festivities commence. Cake should be divided with N cuts through (where N is number of users present), and each user has to have two slices. Cake is advocated to be .jpg, .gif, .png, or ASCII art for old-time people.)

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 27th, 2008, 09:09 PM
We do have some ministers ULC ordained as well as some members such as my self!

sudikics
March 27th, 2008, 10:21 PM
Welcome. Yay Europa! My favorite celestial body! Besides the one which is keeping me alive. :D

guccistarr
March 28th, 2008, 01:02 AM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb195/thesherwoodforest/funny-pictures-puke-kitty-11x.jpg

Oops.

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 28th, 2008, 01:09 AM
Ok so you can take your mind off that
http://azahar.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcat-faith-heealer.jpg

Europa
March 28th, 2008, 02:43 AM
Ok so you can take your mind off that
http://azahar.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcat-faith-heealer.jpg

Thank you Doctor, I needed that!

Europa
March 28th, 2008, 03:12 AM
My next question now becomes: how does one go about talking one's boyfriend into having a CoG wedding?

rzm61
March 28th, 2008, 03:20 AM
Hmm great question Europa!

I would say hope he is an open-minded fellow, and if it casually comes up in conversation one day just bring it up. Mention the CoG/Googlism an all and see if he would be down for the idea!

Lets hope he will be! :D

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 28th, 2008, 01:40 PM
Thank you Doctor, I needed that!

Welcome!!! :D I would just say talk to him about it to me Honesty is the best Policy. I mean what does he feel right now? How will this change what he already has planned? Does he love Google?:icon_eek:

bouchie
March 28th, 2008, 05:03 PM
Hello everybody!

I'm new here. That's right: a CoG virgin (please be gentle with me)!

I joined because my boyfriend has romantic dreams of a church wedding (yes, yes, I know it's sweet - awww and all that..). Seeing as we are both atheists I find the idea rather silly, but to have our union blessed by the Goddess Herself would be... well, a blessing.

How would one go about getting married in the Church of Google?

Hey Europa, welcome to the CoG.

As the Dr. said, we have some ULC members here. I don't know how we would do it (and make it legal). But if Everquest can do it, I'm sure we can too.;)

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 28th, 2008, 05:23 PM
We could do it on the forum have you ship the licenses to one of the ulc members and they sign it and get it in to where they are registered. That or get a friend to join and become a ULC member But they would not be an official Google minister!

Sister Faith
March 28th, 2008, 06:01 PM
Welcome Europa! You should invite your bf to the church to have a look see. Show him around and if he likes the idea and becomes a member, then you're in.

I'm not a techi, but perhaps a ceremony can be arranged thru the use of webcams? I've been giving this some thought as I would like to invite all my fellow church members to a 25th Anniversary-of-UNwedded-Bliss party in a few years. :icon_eek:

rzm61
March 29th, 2008, 01:56 AM
You know, that is actually a fantastic idea Sister!

Loki
March 29th, 2008, 02:26 AM
Why bother getting married? Just annoy people by *living in sin*.
No - we can't do the legal marriage stuff - sorry.

Paris Hilton
March 29th, 2008, 02:31 AM
Hello everybody!

I'm new here. That's right: a CoG virgin (please be gentle with me)!

I joined because my boyfriend has romantic dreams of a church wedding (yes, yes, I know it's sweet - awww and all that..). Seeing as we are both atheists I find the idea rather silly, but to have our union blessed by the Goddess Herself would be... well, a blessing.

How would one go about getting married in the Church of Google?
I think that's wonderful!
For a small donation prolly like $3,500 Bobby Henderson will have one of his leaches err followers marry you. I'd be sure of it.

Just contact him at FSM.

There, I didn't give too much info out.

PS You can google FSM opps

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 29th, 2008, 03:18 AM
Lord Jereth Can do a legal wedding Loki! He is both a ULC minister and a CoG minister.

guccistarr
March 30th, 2008, 02:03 AM
True, everyone needs a Jesus healing.

But some of us need:

http://img.search.com/thumb/0/0a/GustaveDoreParadiseLostSatanProfile_color.jpg/250px-GustaveDoreParadiseLostSatanProfile_color.jpg

too :D

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 30th, 2008, 02:09 AM
http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/37/lolcatsdotcomd0lzs2792fr6xpyx.jpg

guccistarr
March 31st, 2008, 07:42 PM
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh232/shrubbery2008/2128721.jpg

And she said honey take me dancing
But they ended up by sleeping
In a doorway
By the bodegas and the lights on
Upper broadway
Wearing diamonds on the soles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTJkE1b3-MU&feature=related) of their shoes

soccerdevil
April 2nd, 2008, 02:49 AM
And she said honey take me dancing
But they ended up by sleeping
In a doorway
By the bodegas and the lights on
Upper broadway
Wearing diamonds on the soles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTJkE1b3-MU&feature=related) of their shoes

Devil, you're such a googl-mantic, I'm sure.
What's gotten into you lately, huh?

Calm down, I know you always cry at other people's weddings,
but g--g--eesh! Just get the hankie, ok?

And, lay off the ammonia hair dye & acrylic nail formula, alright?

Brother!

Lord_Jereth
April 2nd, 2008, 03:08 AM
Lord Jereth Can do a legal wedding Loki! He is both a ULC minister and a CoG minister.

As is (was?) Kokoba.

Welcome to the forum, Europa. Enjoy your stay. :D

:icon_cool: LJ

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 2nd, 2008, 03:14 AM
See, I lack the Google so I can't do it, thats why I suggested you. Heck if I was to get married I would drive up there and have you do it. Not happening thou, don't have a dame.

soccerdevil
April 3rd, 2008, 01:43 AM
See, I lack the Google so I can't do it, thats why I suggested you. Heck if I was to get married I would drive up there and have you do it. Not happening thou, don't have a dame.

Dude, for real...get laid.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 3rd, 2008, 01:55 AM
What does that have to do with anything soccerstar?

soccerdevil
April 3rd, 2008, 02:32 AM
What does that have to do with anything soccerstar?

Seriously, I'm trying to help you.

Get off your buttocks, and use the net to meet some Real Women, not just for cyber-dating. Join a real dating service, like eharmony or match, where there are tons of available women out there just for you!

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 3rd, 2008, 02:37 AM
I have never cyberdated nor ever will. I do not need a dating service the only thing I need is time and I have none!

rzm61
April 3rd, 2008, 02:51 AM
Join a real dating service, like eharmony or match, where there are tons of available women out there just for you!

Fuck that online dateing service shit.
Get out there and meet people. That is a big problem with society today.

Wow, look at who this is coming from. :icon_eek:

Anyway eharmony is a waste. I signed up for that free trial (cause I was bored and thought it would be funny) and sure enough I couldn't be matched with anyone. Ha ha.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 3rd, 2008, 03:12 AM
I meet people all the time I love meeting people when I have time to do so!

rzm61
April 3rd, 2008, 03:15 AM
I meet people all the time I love meeting people when I have time to do so!

It's enjoyable. However I am somewhat of a quiet one when you first meet me. However it all depends on the set and setting.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 3rd, 2008, 03:21 AM
I am either quiet or the life of the party depends on who I am with and where I am!

guccistarr
April 3rd, 2008, 03:45 AM
Devil, you're such a googl-mantic, I'm sure.
What's gotten into you lately, huh?

Calm down, I know you always cry at other people's weddings,
but g--g--eesh! Just get the hankie, ok?

And, lay off the ammonia hair dye & acrylic nail formula, alright?

Brother!

*sniff-blow-honk*

I know, it's just...my prince/ss of darkness has eluded me all these years and I, well I-I'm not getting any younger ya know.

And Europa is so pretty...*waha-hahaha*

Will I always be a bridesmaid, never the bride (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0P5FzSe3qw)?

soccerdevil
April 3rd, 2008, 03:48 AM
*sniff-blow-honk*

I know, it's just...my prince/ss of darkness has eluded me all these years and I, well I-I'm not getting any younger ya know.

And Europa is so pretty...*waha-hahaha*

Will I always be a bridesmaid, never the bride (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0P5FzSe3qw)?

I know, they've been such idiots.

Really, though.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 3rd, 2008, 03:52 AM
"You spend years going out with the wrong guy so out can figure out who the right one is" ~Martha Kent Smallville

soccerdevil
April 3rd, 2008, 04:50 AM
*sniff-blow-honk*

I know, it's just...my prince/ss of darkness has eluded me all these years and I, well I-I'm not getting any younger ya know.

And Europa is so pretty...*waha-hahaha*

Will I always be a bridesmaid, never the bride (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0P5FzSe3qw)?

Oh Devil,
Imma tell you what I tole Goof-Mo.

Get out more, get off this damn net..see the world,
or just see old friends. Go to a cultural event, we know
you are a fan of opera, right?..well get tickets.
Or better yet, get a beau to buy you a whole season's worth.

Join that gay-bi-trisexual experimental film troupe for hairdressers.
Or, your Narcolepsy Anonymous group. Then, a mutual friend
might help you into a social network that might make it available
to connect with a player that had the time and energy to devote to
your sorry, simpering, whiny, green bottom.

So, in the meantime, practice makes perfect with those curls, and weaves. But, really though, I think that Devils in Gucci are more suited to stormy, windswept cliffhangers and trolling for the unforgiven in malls worldwide.

Now get...you're beginning to bother people in the midwest.

Ew-w.

soccerdevil
April 3rd, 2008, 05:11 AM
Fuck that online dateing service shit.
Get out there and meet people. That is a big problem with society today.

Wow, look at who this is coming from. :icon_eek:

Anyway eharmony is a waste. I signed up for that free trial (cause I was bored and thought it would be funny) and sure enough I couldn't be matched with anyone. Ha ha.

I haven't tried eharmony, but I have done match and some others, and got a couple of liasons from it. Nothing to write home about, but it was safer than the service you are suggesting people use which is that craigslist site for porn. I checked it out and it looks kinda weird to me, but I'm sure you're having fun. I did think it useful for work, though, and I know other people who have used it successfully...so maybe I'm wrong. I just wouldn't put my photo on it or any contact info, it looks creepy, dear. Like you might catch a social disease. At least with the "official" dating sites you have to pay for the thing, usually, but they can be funky, too, I'll admit that.

rzm61
April 3rd, 2008, 05:18 AM
.......first off I suggest craigslist as a joke seeing how there is a flood of "prostitutes" on that site.

As far as the fun goes, oh hell yeah. Craigslist is a great source of entertainment that shall give you plenty of lulz. Also you might find some cool shit on there too. I found an awesome Daisy Rock heart shapped bass on there before. I wish I bought it. :(


There was a sick warwick too.

soccerdevil
April 3rd, 2008, 05:46 AM
.......first off I suggest craigslist as a joke seeing how there is a flood of "prostitutes" on that site.

As far as the fun goes, oh hell yeah. Craigslist is a great source of entertainment that shall give you plenty of lulz. Also you might find some cool shit on there too. I found an awesome Daisy Rock heart shapped bass on there before. I wish I bought it. :(


There was a sick warwick too.

Oh, didn't know you were kidding around.
I surfed it a few times, but haven't yet
used it like I know I should. Thanks for
clearing that stuff up and all.

Goodnight...I have to get offline, it's late.