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SpeedSkater114
April 14th, 2008, 01:40 AM
You may or may not know me.

If you don't, disregard this next section.

If you do, read it.




I'm back. But this time, I'm not going to spam you (GASPS).

My previous usernames have been "A Random Dude" "Another Random Dude" "Another Nother Random Dude" "Anothernothernotherrandom" "RANDOMNESS", and most recently, "Chleo".

My username is now "SpeedSkater114". But give me a chance.

Over the past few months, throughout the numerous evil comments and the six bannings from this site, I have actually read what you (all the members of the CoG) have to say, and I like it.

Now, Googlism will not be my primary religion. It won't be my any^th religion. I am religious, but in other ways and to a different faith.

I am just here to talk. You are all wise. It is evident that the force is strong here.


So, I'm just here for the ride. Please take me seriously, and not as a spammer.





Let the good times roll!

Vexx
April 14th, 2008, 01:45 AM
Yay! :] Although you've been a general ass, I always thought you'd be decent if you didn't try so hard.
I dunno if I've read it somewhere or not, but what is your religion? I myself don't usually judge, I love learning about others' beliefs. It's a sort of "insight into the mind" that I've always seemed to be intrigued with.

So....serious welcome is serious! don't have to be completely googlist to be welcomed here!

Loki
April 14th, 2008, 02:01 AM
OK by me - welcome again.

Jump in and have fun - just dont fuck around outside IFU :D

SpeedSkater114
April 14th, 2008, 02:18 AM
Jump in and have fun - just dont fuck around outside IFU :D

I'm not here to spam you, don't worry.

And of course, I'm not just going to be an ass by being completely serious, I'm here to enjoy myself.

You gotta remember, this is kinda like going to rehab...I'm going to need some slight encouragement from time to time not to start spamming you again. I don't want to spam you, but it's gotten to a point where it's kinda instinctive.



Sorry Vexx, I'm going to wait a while before I start going into detail about myself...give me time (remember the "rehab" analogy).






And in my last post I forgot to say my most important point:
I'm sorry.







P.S. Man, I had to change my shirt I was sweating so much after having started this thread! :icon_lol:

Loki
April 14th, 2008, 02:49 AM
I can understand. I've trolled a few sites in the past.

Have you tried TrollAnon?

The 12 step programme really helped me to get my life in order!

rzm61
April 14th, 2008, 02:52 AM
Ha ha, cute Loki.
Never thought you'd need a 12 step program. ;)

Even though I've already said it elsewhere welcome to the CoG SpeedSkater. Glad to see that you want to be an actual member of this community.

Just enjoy yourself here. :D

Edit:
Cause I'm a sad case, I just Googled TrollAnon....here are the results.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=TrollAnon&btnG=Google+Search

Johnny Wadd
April 14th, 2008, 02:59 AM
welcome i brand new today too

rzm61
April 14th, 2008, 03:00 AM
welcome i brand new today too

I already said it, but it can't hurt to welcome you again. So welcome Johnny Wadd. :D

Johnny Wadd
April 14th, 2008, 03:47 AM
I already said it, but it can't hurt to welcome you again. So welcome Johnny Wadd. :D
danka from capture you have funny face. nose too large lol

rzm61
April 14th, 2008, 03:51 AM
danka from capture you have funny face. nose too large lol

Ha ha, really?
I never thought my nose was too big. Oh well.

tatty000
April 14th, 2008, 10:40 AM
Ban him, he's a spammer.

Now for my serious note, welcome back? I didn't even notice your spam, and you haven't bothered me either.

Chritter
April 14th, 2008, 12:50 PM
Welcome back :) and back... and back... :)

J/K!

I don't have many serious notes *L*

bouchie
April 14th, 2008, 03:07 PM
Meh...I guess you can be forgiven.

The door is open. Come on inside.

rzm61
April 14th, 2008, 03:10 PM
The door is open. Come on inside.

Heh, that made me think of this:
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the show's about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....

bouchie
April 14th, 2008, 03:16 PM
Actually, I was thinking of Dispatch's "Headlights". (http://www.asklyrics.com/display/DISPATCH/Headlights_Lyrics/69547.htm)

rzm61
April 14th, 2008, 03:21 PM
Ah, well I was mostly going off the "come on inside" portion of your post. As soon as I read that, the Karen Evil 9 song played in my head.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 15th, 2008, 12:00 AM
I think it was my hug that turned you!

SpeedSkater114
April 15th, 2008, 01:50 AM
It was all of your efforts that turned me.



You are all nice people. Know that.


Thank you!


Poems on Kindness
by: Sri Chinmoy

Simplicity, kindness
And forgiveness-
These three are
The most powerful branches
Of the life-tree of [GOOGLISM].

rzm61
April 15th, 2008, 01:52 AM
Of course we're nice people here SpeedSkater.

However when someone comes here to spam us, or a theist comes to say we're going to hell, well....I'm sure you've seen our posts. :D

G00gle
April 15th, 2008, 02:42 AM
Of course we're nice people here SpeedSkater.


Yes! And we are extremely gullible too!

SpeedSkater114
April 15th, 2008, 02:53 AM
Yes! And we are extremely gullible too!

Hey look! Over there! A blimp!

Can't see it? Just keep looking...and looking...and looking...and looking...



























http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Transportation/Balloons_and_Blimps/blimp_passes.gif
















-

G00gle
April 15th, 2008, 03:09 AM
Hey look! Over there! A blimp!

Can't see it? Just keep looking...and looking...and looking...and looking...


Yes yes I see it! It hasn't quite evolved yet.

http://newcentrist.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ron-paul-blimp.jpg

SpeedSkater114
April 15th, 2008, 03:16 AM
I'm not voting for him (if I could vote anyway).




Hey G00gle, I think you need to go to rehab. (http://freewebs.com/forumspammersanonymous/index.htm)

bouchie
April 15th, 2008, 05:01 AM
I'm not voting for him (if I could vote anyway). Uh oh...here comes rzm...he don't look too happy...run!:icon_eek:

rzm61
April 15th, 2008, 11:54 AM
Pre-message emoticon:
:icon_evil:

Uh oh...here comes rzm...he don't look too happy...run!:icon_eek:

So, it seems that people think as soon as someone mentions Ron Paul (usually saying negative things or something along those lines) I have to jump in. I wasn't going to say anything about SpeedSkaters post, but bouchie you had to open your Canadian maple syrup devouring mouth. :icon_lol:


I still don't have much of a comment anyway, seeing how SpeedSkater can't vote.

Ha ha, funny. Now we have two SS's

bouchie
April 15th, 2008, 02:31 PM
I know how much you like Ron Paul rzm, therefore I mentioned you so as to prepare SpeedSkater to defend himself.

Although, I did miss the part about him not being able to vote.

Whoops!

rzm61
April 15th, 2008, 02:47 PM
Ha ha, easy mistake.
Anyway everyone knows my opinion on this subject. They also know my support for Ron Paul. If not, you can find it in plenty of areas on the forum. However just because someone isn't going to vote for him (let alone can't vote anyway) doesn't mean I'm going to get all bent over it.

I do get upset though when people say they are going to vote for Hillary or McCain. What a waste of time that is. Also if you wanna fuck up USAmerica more then it already is, please be my guest....I don't plan on sticking around when the whole shit house goes up in flames.

SpeedSkater114
April 16th, 2008, 12:00 AM
We need Gore.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 16th, 2008, 01:05 AM
We need Gore.

yup!

tagnostic
April 16th, 2008, 03:52 PM
I generally stay out of the political stuff,
but
if its going to be a democrat,
I want Dwight D., or JFK
:icon_cry:

Paris Hilton
April 16th, 2008, 07:57 PM
Hey G00gle, I think you need to go to rehab. (http://freewebs.com/forumspammersanonymous/index.htm)

Why would you think my dearest friend G00gle should need such a place as you posted?

G00gle has never spammed anybody/anywhere.
That spamming thing is something that the likes of you do.
Admittedly so.

SpeedSkater114
April 16th, 2008, 11:42 PM
yup!
Glad you agree.

I generally stay out of the political stuff,
but
if its going to be a democrat,
I want Dwight D., or JFK
:icon_cry:
We all salute those who did great things for our nation. Now, however, we need somebody to help us. NOW.

Why would you think my dearest friend G00gle should need such a place as you posted?

G00gle has never spammed anybody/anywhere.
That spamming thing is something that the likes of you do.
Admittedly so.

Shut up. Stop being stupid. (Wow. I can't believe I just asked Paris Hilton to not be stupid...like that will ever happen...)

sudikics
April 16th, 2008, 11:45 PM
We all salute those who did great things for our nation. Now, however, we need somebody to help us. NOW.
*blasts "We Didn't Start the Fire" in headphones*
Shut up.
:icon_eek:
He's resorting to his old ways! Quick, tackle him! :D

SpeedSkater114
April 16th, 2008, 11:59 PM
*blasts "We Didn't Start the Fire" in headphones*

:icon_eek:
He's resorting to his old ways! Quick, tackle him! :D


Don't you agree that Paris Hilton is a $1ut?

Vexx
April 17th, 2008, 12:00 AM
We've had this discussion many times before.
She's here. Deal with it. Don't judge before you know someone. Yadda yadda.

I'll also add that if you want to call anyone something, at least spell it correctly! :B

SpeedSkater114
April 17th, 2008, 12:07 AM
We've had this discussion many times before.
She's here. Deal with it. Don't judge before you know someone. Yadda yadda.

I'll also add that if you want to call anyone something, at least spell it correctly! :B





Whatever.

rzm61
April 17th, 2008, 01:17 AM
SpeedSkater, watch your step. You appear to be resorting to your Random days.

Not cool buddy.

Paris Hilton
April 17th, 2008, 01:19 AM
Whatever.
No worries.
I know jealousy/envy when I see it.

It's all good.

rzm61
April 17th, 2008, 01:21 AM
Euyea.

However If there is anything to be jealous or envious of is your money.
Which hate to say, is becoming more and more worthless with each passing day.

Wonder if Hillary will fix that at all. :icon_lol:

(Doubt it! Seeing how she can't even manage her money with her own campaign. [she's in a lot of debt] I'm sure she would work wonders for the USA's economy. [/sarc])

SpeedSkater114
April 17th, 2008, 01:27 AM
Can I have some support please? I need it to fully recover after spam rehab.

(See the third or fourth post in this thread)

rzm61
April 17th, 2008, 01:29 AM
SpeedSkater, you have my support. Just don't resort back to your old Random ways.

Also put more worthwhile girth in some of your posts. :D

sudikics
April 17th, 2008, 01:41 AM
Also put more worthwhile girth in some of your posts. :D
*smirks at rzm's post*

:D ;)

rzm61
April 17th, 2008, 01:43 AM
Heh.

Yeah, I'm not the best at that either.
Remember my three (3) word posts back in the day.

Even though I haven't really changed much. :icon_lol: