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April 18th, 2008, 02:35 PM
I just happened across your site, and within just a few mins of thumbing through you hate mail pages, i just had to join up. I dont think I love ANYTHING more than self-proclaimed religious, church going people cursing, condeming and yelling at people they have never, and probably never will, meet.
I mean honestly....if there really were a god as they all saw it, dont you think that he/she/it would be happy that soo many people from sooo many walks of life could come together?? I mean, if there god/gods are really sooo insecure that we must all worship and believe in him/her/it, dont you think maybe he/she/it would be a bit more inclined to give us a few more reasons to?? I mean, other than all the "true" bibles out there.
Yea, you know. The ones that have been constently rewritten throughout history by MAN. LOL Hey, i think i just figured out why there God/gods have been a no show for soo long, there all busy in court trying to sue all of mankind for copyright infringement :)
Keep up the good, work and im going to get back to reading all this gold.

April 18th, 2008, 02:37 PM
Ha ha.
Welcome BigBobDooley to the CoG!
Hope you enjoy it here and plan to stay.

By the way, I'm loving your sig. Meatwad is the shit.

April 18th, 2008, 02:42 PM
Yes, welcome!

In response to your comment on "religious" people. (http://cectic.com/comics/069.png)

April 18th, 2008, 03:02 PM
Oh i do plan to stay. This place is just to gosh-darn (dont want any wrath my way for using his name in vain :P) important not to. Any thing that can make so many "God fearing and holy" people curse and spout obcenities really is a wonderfull thing. Nothing like making a Christan tell some one to suck on there dogs arse. ROFL

Specially when you consider I still have not found a single thing in this site that says ANYTHING about doing harm of ANY kind to anyone who doesnt believe. Unlike other religious texts that will go unnamed.

And yes.......Meatwad is the shit :)

P.S. When i was in BoyScouts (be nice, and no, no one touched me at camp :P) I was the only person within a three state radius that recieved all four of the religious "God and Me" awards. And honestly, after getting the last one, i finally proved to myself that the people who attend church, are more confused about their faith and why they even go than those who dont. Hence now, much to my mothers dissmay, i havent attended since i moved out.

April 18th, 2008, 03:04 PM
Why say be nice? Most of the members here are. It's not like you said you were an alter boy. :icon_lol:
Also I was a Boy Scout back in the day too.

Simple times back then. :icon_lol:

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 18th, 2008, 04:38 PM
Welcome to CoG I am the lovable Goof Ball!

April 18th, 2008, 05:08 PM
your going to fit right in.
Welcome aboard,

Sister Faith
April 18th, 2008, 08:52 PM
Welcome BBD!
Panning for gold, or rather, panning the gold :icon_twisted: in the hatemail section is an entertaining and lucrative pass time here. Have fun.

Tsar Phalanxia
April 19th, 2008, 01:01 PM
I'm Phalanxia, the resident Socialist. Nice to meet you.

April 20th, 2008, 01:33 PM
Hi and welcome to the CoG BigBob :)

Is it a bad thing that as I was typing "BigBob" I actually spoke it aloud.... and found that I liked saying it, cuz it's funny sounding?


With an accent too!

Tsar Phalanxia
April 20th, 2008, 03:21 PM
What kind of accent?

April 20th, 2008, 03:30 PM
What kind of accent?

Well.. I guess accent is the wrong choice of word. Afflection maybe?

You know the girl from Fifth Element? The way she talked in the beginning, particularly when she was saying "Beegg bada-boom"?

I have no clue why I do it, I just do man!

Tsar Phalanxia
April 20th, 2008, 03:46 PM
Fifth Element:Totally, totally immense movie. The black guy is freaking awesome xD

April 21st, 2008, 03:49 PM
Chris Tucker man... I like him SO much better than Dave freakin Chapelle.

And Bruce Willis? OMG, HAWT! Yes, I had to say it that way, cuz he is freakin hawt!

Love that movie. Between that one, Sister Act and Robin Hood Men in Tights, if it is on TV I watch it. Much to the chagrine of my mom and hubby :)

April 21st, 2008, 03:50 PM
Chris Tucker man... I like him SO much better than Dave freakin Chapelle.

I'm the opposite.

I think Katt Williams beats them both though. :D

April 21st, 2008, 04:05 PM
Still have never seen Katt Williams...

But as for Chapelle/Tucker... I just never could get into Chapelle's sense of humor. I actually tried to watch a few of his shows (try it before you bash it kinda thing), and I laughed very little. Even his regular standup does little for me.

Another one I can't seem to get into that so many others like is Chris Rock. Repeats himself too much as he waits for the crowd to settle down. A small tick but one that annoys me lol

April 21st, 2008, 04:08 PM
Hmm....I just never got into Tucker. Chapelle though just cracks me up. The way he says some of his jokes an all. You really gotta see some of the better skits from his show though. Try to avoid the "Rick James" one. That one gets old really quick.

As for Chris Rock. He can be funny. At times. :icon_lol: