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Jesus
May 12th, 2008, 06:04 PM
So.... hi, I'm Jesus! How are you, my lambs?

Loki
May 12th, 2008, 06:11 PM
Hi - I'm the Norse god of chaos - what a remarkably unusual intro :D

Paris Hilton
May 12th, 2008, 06:23 PM
So.... hi, I'm Jesus! How are you, my lambs?
Hi Jesus!
How ya hangin'?

I'm Mephistopheles, I bring you fire.
You remember me right?

Loki
May 12th, 2008, 06:28 PM
Hi Jesus!
How ya hangin'?

I'm Mephistopheles, I bring you fire.
You remember me right?

I thought that was Promethius? :)

Still, who cares - us old gods are always blamed for bringing fire to the mortals.

Oh dear jeebus stop me! I'm going to post it! No I'm not! YES - MUST POST IT...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

Paris is on drums and I'm the vocalist :D

EDIT: rzm61 is on bass and cutting those riffs like a vampire!

Paris Hilton
May 12th, 2008, 06:34 PM
I thought that was Promethius? :)

Still, who cares - us old gods are always blamed for bringing fire to the mortals.

Oh dear jeebus stop me! I'm going to post it! No I'm not! YES - MUST POST IT...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

Paris is on drums and I'm the vocalist :D

EDIT: rzm61 is on bass and cutting those riffs like a vampire!
LOL
Promo was a greek baby.
I'm the real deal! :icon_evil:

rzm61 was at our feet making sure the cords were plugged in, and to shake it after. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM-VvLvmV6o

Loki
May 12th, 2008, 06:52 PM
Heh - I met him once in Valhalla - big show off he was. Typical bloody Greek - *Do you like my manly tanned torso?*

"Do you mind! I'm trying to out drink Dionysus here - sod off! And we have lighters now - get with the flow!"

He got the sulks on with me then :(

All together now...
(for Kyle :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4


(woot - this is getting like the good ol' days D)

Paris Hilton
May 12th, 2008, 07:01 PM
Heh - I met him once in Valhalla - big show off he was. Typical bloody Greek - *Do you like my manly tanned torso?*

"Do you mind! I'm trying to out drink Dionysus here - sod off! And we have lighters now - get with the flow!"

He got the sulks on with me then :(

All together now...
(for Kyle :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4


(woot - this is getting like the good ol' days D)

Haha, ya those greeks are an odd bunch.
I don't take them to heart, hell, damn wannabe gods anyway. :D
Always poking, poking, poking anything they can (you'll get that) :)

I was thinking when rzm' g/f drives him over here in his mommies car so he can "punt my cunt".
That this will happen and he'll never get to here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpGP608xDr4
(read the lyrics) :icon_lol:

God
May 12th, 2008, 09:08 PM
So.... hi, I'm Jesus! How are you, my lambs?

OMG! MY SON HAS RETURNED TO MEEEE!
bwahahaaa.

rzm61
May 12th, 2008, 09:12 PM
Hello jesus.
Where's mary and joseph?

Also paul, peter, dick, tom and harry?
:icon_lol:

Sorry I couldn't remember the names of all of your pals.

guccistarr
May 12th, 2008, 09:15 PM
Jesus Christ!

-- yes?

msbritneyspears
May 12th, 2008, 09:39 PM
Heh - I met him once in Valhalla - big show off he was. Typical bloody Greek - *Do you like my manly tanned torso?*

"Do you mind! I'm trying to out drink Dionysus here - sod off! And we have lighters now - get with the flow!"

He got the sulks on with me then :(

All together now...
(for Kyle :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4


(woot - this is getting like the good ol' days D)

did u say tan and torso together?

ooooh...must be my day

who is this man?

guccistarr
May 12th, 2008, 10:55 PM
Hi Jesus!
How ya hangin'?

I'm Mephistopheles, I bring you fire.
You remember me right?

Did someone call my name?

sudikics
May 13th, 2008, 12:05 PM
This should be interesting. *subscribes to thread* ;)

M3Lk0r
May 13th, 2008, 04:48 PM
This is the thread of the gods? I'm a fairly new one. My mythology was only written last century. Nice to meet you all.

tagnostic
May 13th, 2008, 05:04 PM
hehehehe
howdy, welcome
not everyone here is a diety
but a few of them
work miracles
:icon_rolleyes:

Dr Goofy Mofo
May 13th, 2008, 06:00 PM
Welcome Jesus! Love your works to bad people do not listen! I am The Prophet of Goofyism!

M3Lk0r
May 13th, 2008, 08:00 PM
the voice of discord!

DamageNL
May 18th, 2008, 10:20 PM
I'll be the god of drugs and prostitutes then since it's what we're famous for, oh and tulips and cheese and other stuff;)

Jesus
May 18th, 2008, 10:46 PM
Hello my lambs.

I was actually in the neighborhood and I heard my pops was around..?

If anyone sees her, give me a shout.

Tsar Phalanxia
May 19th, 2008, 08:45 PM
Surely you are God? Considering the trinity? Or is that a load of bollocks?

Preston
May 19th, 2008, 08:57 PM
Welcome I joined after you but whatever.

Sister Faith
May 21st, 2008, 07:55 PM
Hi Jesus,

I'm Sister Faith the PSPL (Patron Saint of the Perpetually Late):icon_cool:

...er, I forgot why I was here. Oh ya, for Christ's sake!

Have fun.:)

tagnostic
May 22nd, 2008, 04:26 PM
at least nobody
said
'hey, suess'
to
jesus

ps.
God, your son snuck out of the house again,
remember what happened last time?