[Jesus]

So.... hi, I'm Jesus! How are you, my lambs?

[Loki]

Hi - I'm the Norse god of chaos - what a remarkably unusual intro :D

[Paris Hilton]

So.... hi, I'm Jesus! How are you, my lambs?
Hi Jesus!
How ya hangin'?

I'm Mephistopheles, I bring you fire.
You remember me right?

[Loki]

Hi Jesus!
How ya hangin'?

I'm Mephistopheles, I bring you fire.
You remember me right?

I thought that was Promethius? :)

Still, who cares - us old gods are always blamed for bringing fire to the mortals.

Oh dear jeebus stop me! I'm going to post it! No I'm not! YES - MUST POST IT...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

Paris is on drums and I'm the vocalist :D

EDIT: rzm61 is on bass and cutting those riffs like a vampire!

[Paris Hilton]

I thought that was Promethius? :)

Still, who cares - us old gods are always blamed for bringing fire to the mortals.

Oh dear jeebus stop me! I'm going to post it! No I'm not! YES - MUST POST IT...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

Paris is on drums and I'm the vocalist :D

EDIT: rzm61 is on bass and cutting those riffs like a vampire!
LOL
Promo was a greek baby.
I'm the real deal! :icon_evil:

rzm61 was at our feet making sure the cords were plugged in, and to shake it after. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM-VvLvmV6o

[Loki]

Heh - I met him once in Valhalla - big show off he was. Typical bloody Greek - *Do you like my manly tanned torso?*

"Do you mind! I'm trying to out drink Dionysus here - sod off! And we have lighters now - get with the flow!"

He got the sulks on with me then :(

All together now...
(for Kyle :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4


(woot - this is getting like the good ol' days D)

[Paris Hilton]

Heh - I met him once in Valhalla - big show off he was. Typical bloody Greek - *Do you like my manly tanned torso?*

"Do you mind! I'm trying to out drink Dionysus here - sod off! And we have lighters now - get with the flow!"

He got the sulks on with me then :(

All together now...
(for Kyle :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4


(woot - this is getting like the good ol' days D)

Haha, ya those greeks are an odd bunch.
I don't take them to heart, hell, damn wannabe gods anyway. :D
Always poking, poking, poking anything they can (you'll get that) :)

I was thinking when rzm' g/f drives him over here in his mommies car so he can "punt my cunt".
That this will happen and he'll never get to here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpGP608xDr4
(read the lyrics) :icon_lol:

[God]

So.... hi, I'm Jesus! How are you, my lambs?

OMG! MY SON HAS RETURNED TO MEEEE!
bwahahaaa.

[rzm61]

Hello jesus.
Where's mary and joseph?

Also paul, peter, dick, tom and harry?
:icon_lol:

Sorry I couldn't remember the names of all of your pals.

[guccistarr]

Jesus Christ!

-- yes?

[msbritneyspears]

Heh - I met him once in Valhalla - big show off he was. Typical bloody Greek - *Do you like my manly tanned torso?*

"Do you mind! I'm trying to out drink Dionysus here - sod off! And we have lighters now - get with the flow!"

He got the sulks on with me then :(

All together now...
(for Kyle :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4


(woot - this is getting like the good ol' days D)

did u say tan and torso together?

ooooh...must be my day

who is this man?

[guccistarr]

Hi Jesus!
How ya hangin'?

I'm Mephistopheles, I bring you fire.
You remember me right?

Did someone call my name?

[sudikics]

This should be interesting. *subscribes to thread* ;)

[M3Lk0r]

This is the thread of the gods? I'm a fairly new one. My mythology was only written last century. Nice to meet you all.

[tagnostic]

hehehehe
howdy, welcome
not everyone here is a diety
but a few of them
work miracles
:icon_rolleyes:

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

Welcome Jesus! Love your works to bad people do not listen! I am The Prophet of Goofyism!

[M3Lk0r]

the voice of discord!

[DamageNL]

I'll be the god of drugs and prostitutes then since it's what we're famous for, oh and tulips and cheese and other stuff;)

[Jesus]

Hello my lambs.

I was actually in the neighborhood and I heard my pops was around..?

If anyone sees her, give me a shout.

[Tsar Phalanxia]

Surely you are God? Considering the trinity? Or is that a load of bollocks?

[Preston]

Welcome I joined after you but whatever.

[Sister Faith]

Hi Jesus,

I'm Sister Faith the PSPL (Patron Saint of the Perpetually Late):icon_cool:

...er, I forgot why I was here. Oh ya, for Christ's sake!

Have fun.:)

[tagnostic]

at least nobody
said
'hey, suess'
to
jesus

ps.
God, your son snuck out of the house again,
remember what happened last time?