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letsgooilers
May 16th, 2008, 09:12 PM
Hello all,

After for a very long time believing that Steven Gerrard is God, this past champions league competition has shown me that in fact, Gerrard is not God. Ergo, I started looking for something else to worship. After much searching, I have found it! Google, without question is the one being that is worthy of worship. God is dead! All hail our new god, Google!

tagnostic
May 16th, 2008, 09:16 PM
welcome
to the CoG
where the only crime
is taking yourself
and others
too seriously
:icon_razz:

rzm61
May 16th, 2008, 09:17 PM
Welcome to the CoG!

Enjoy your stay here. :D

DamageNL
May 17th, 2008, 08:50 AM
Hi, hope you have a good time :icon_cool:

I thought the fact that England isn't on the European Championships this year was proof enough?

Dr Goofy Mofo
May 18th, 2008, 05:19 AM
Welcome enjoy your stay

Tsun
May 18th, 2008, 09:06 AM
I am a whore.

letsgooilers
May 20th, 2008, 04:28 AM
Hi, hope you have a good time :icon_cool:

I thought the fact that England isn't on the European Championships this year was proof enough?

Yeah, but with McClaren in charge, you have to discount everything. Plus, i'm not from England so if they lose out, it's not the end of the world to me.

Thanks all for the welcome.

tagnostic
May 20th, 2008, 09:15 AM
which McLaren?
in charge of what/who?
i follow F1 and Mclaren is
my team
but didn't know they were
'in charge' of anything

Monaco this weekend
woohoo
:D

sudikics
May 20th, 2008, 08:32 PM
McLaren? Wow, talk about a team with problems. Last year was rediculous. Come on, 780 Ferrari pages? You've got to be kidding me.

Although to be fair, Ferrari was rather Big-Brother-like throughout. >_>

God
May 20th, 2008, 09:35 PM
I am a whore.

How much for a night?
;)

God
May 20th, 2008, 09:59 PM
Hello all,

After for a very long time believing that Steven Gerrard is God, this past champions league competition has shown me that in fact, Gerrard is not God. Ergo, I started looking for something else to worship. After much searching, I have found it! Google, without question is the one being that is worthy of worship. God is dead! All hail our new god, Google!

Uh! I resent that. I'm not dead!

Just avidly silent. :)

Dr Goofy Mofo
May 20th, 2008, 10:32 PM
How much for a night?
;)

If you like paying for sagitory rape go for it!;)

God
May 20th, 2008, 11:28 PM
Uh. I changed my mind.
You don't know what they do to girls like me in prison.

Dr Goofy Mofo
May 20th, 2008, 11:38 PM
Probally can't be as bad aw what they would do to guys like me!

Tsun
May 20th, 2008, 11:58 PM
Probally can't be as bad aw what they would do to guys like me!
In female prisons its 5x worse than in male prisons for rapists.

Dr Goofy Mofo
May 21st, 2008, 12:07 AM
How would you know? and Women rapist are rare as is because it takes a jury to convict them... and that rarly happens!

God
May 21st, 2008, 12:47 AM
Probally can't be as bad aw what they would do to guys like me!

You don't know that. >.>

It involves an oompa loompa
toe nail clippers
rubber cement
glass shards
leather garments
a studded whip
and two tiny mice


I believe i have you beat, my friend.

Dr Goofy Mofo
May 21st, 2008, 01:54 AM
Oh really ours involves

Aston Kutcher
3 stamps
2 kittens
helium balloons
an invisible ink feather
Indiana Jones hat
a naked picture of Bea Author
and a helmet filled with cheese whiz

God
May 21st, 2008, 02:54 AM
(I won't let you win this.)

I forgot to mention

The orange monkey
6 bananas
a taco
whip cream
bent metal rods
a half retarded fork
one large Whale
Jessica Simpson *shudders*
telephone books
a giant pen
and a tiny pet tarantula (named fredreeko)

Dr Goofy Mofo
May 21st, 2008, 03:25 AM
Oh well we have

soap
a banjo
a lightbulb
a pineapple
marshmellow
2 disposible dipers
biker boots
nipple rings
mickey mouse mask
and a novilty cake mold

Sister Faith
May 21st, 2008, 07:20 PM
and a novilty cake mold

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake.;)

Welcome Letsgooilers! Have fun.:icon_cool:

God
May 22nd, 2008, 02:26 AM
Oh well we have

soap
a banjo
a lightbulb
a pineapple
marshmellow
2 disposible dipers
biker boots
nipple rings
mickey mouse mask
and a novilty cake mold

OH YEAH!? Well you fail at life.
haha.
;)

tagnostic
May 22nd, 2008, 03:17 PM
i'm more traditional

push all the furniture against the walls
put down the wrestling mat
family pack of baby oil
and
voila
:icon_rolleyes:

Dr Goofy Mofo
May 23rd, 2008, 05:33 AM
OH YEAH!? Well you fail at life.
haha.
;)

O Rly? How so?

guccistarr
May 25th, 2008, 02:08 AM
I am a whore.

Oh? That's too bad, or really, yeah!?

Oh well we have

soap
a banjo
a lightbulb
a pineapple
marshmellow
2 disposible dipers
biker boots
nipple rings
mickey mouse mask
and a novilty cake mold

what's the scav about?

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake.;)

Welcome Letsgooilers! Have fun.:icon_cool:

Lies, lies, lies, yeah. Er - white, or?

O Rly? How so?

Oh funnsies, and hurray!

Tsun
May 31st, 2008, 08:22 PM
If you like paying for sagitory rape go for it!;)
I am 19 Goofy! 19!
How would you know? and Women rapist are rare as is because it takes a jury to convict them... and that rarly happens!
Not really rapist, but molesters and other sex crimes.

Dr Goofy Mofo
May 31st, 2008, 11:14 PM
I am 19 Goofy! 19!

:icon_twisted: <that is all i have to say

tagnostic
June 1st, 2008, 04:48 AM
statutory rape?
but what if
the statue
is willing?

Dr Goofy Mofo
June 1st, 2008, 05:18 AM
But I have CONCRETE evidence it was not!

tagnostic
June 1st, 2008, 08:58 AM
but her skin
was marble
:icon_rolleyes:

Tsar Phalanxia
June 6th, 2008, 08:32 AM
How much for a night?
;)

Tsun, I'd be worried. God can rape you without costing your virginity and make you pregnant when she's clearly a she. God knows what she'd do to you...