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Echo
May 18th, 2008, 06:21 PM
Name: Echo
Gender: male
Age: 19
Origin: somewhere in Europe
Current location: Ohio (Obyeo?)
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Education(s): high school diploma, associate's degree, senior toward a bachelor's degree.
Occupation(s): UPS package handler, student employee.
Misc. Skills: Like what? Breathing?
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Sexual preference: in bed.
Marital status: single
Children: a lazy cat
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Religion: Googlism
Philosophy: Knowledge is the ultimate good. Lycos is the ultimate evil.
Superstitions: Screw black cats. Black dogs are where it's at.
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Plans (if any): finish college, get married, typical stuff
Ambition: get the hell out of college.
Favorite quote(s): "South Korea's got Seoul."
I came across the church while researching the Church of the SubGenius. I have a friend who's an ordained minister in CoSG.
Tsar Phalanxia
May 18th, 2008, 06:36 PM
Heh heh, nice to meet you. I don't often respond to "Hi, I'm new" threads usually because they post one post and then leave. But you seem interesting enough to welcome ;)
So, hi, welcome to the CoG. By registering, you are now a serf, and are my property. Don't try and resist, as I am the Tsar of the Entire Internet, so as long as WWW exists, you're screwed.
rzm61
May 18th, 2008, 07:52 PM
Hey Echo. Welcome to the CoG.
Don't worry about the Tsar up there. He's pretty nice.
Echo
May 18th, 2008, 10:19 PM
Meh, he can't be any worse than living with my sister-in-law. Anyway, thank you for the welcomes and the...possession of my www's. Yeah, it brings the .com's to the yard. :D
DamageNL
May 18th, 2008, 10:23 PM
Heh heh, nice to meet you. I don't often respond to "Hi, I'm new" threads usually because they post one post and then leave. But you seem interesting enough to welcome ;)
I didn't leave:icon_eek: so where's your hello:(
anyway, Hi Echo, I'm Damage, nice to meet you
Dr Goofy Mofo
May 19th, 2008, 05:35 AM
Welcome to the place where we are!
TheMelonofTruth
May 19th, 2008, 05:51 AM
Underneath Goofy. Is this a good or bad place to be.
Dr Goofy Mofo
May 19th, 2008, 06:01 AM
Between goofy now!
I would not think it bad!
TheMelonofTruth
May 19th, 2008, 06:11 AM
Its a Goofy Melon Sandwich.
Sounds tasty.
tagnostic
May 19th, 2008, 07:59 AM
howdy,
and i always like presents
welcome to the CoG
the only thing more
annoying
than a lazy cat
is an
active one
(my feline cohabitant is the active type, how many feathers did you wake up to, this week?)
:icon_razz:
TheMelonofTruth
May 19th, 2008, 03:44 PM
I woke up covered in feathers, im not too popular.
Tsar Phalanxia
May 19th, 2008, 04:54 PM
I didn't leave:icon_eek: so where's your hello:(
anyway, Hi Echo, I'm Damage, nice to meet you
Sorry, like I said, most people aren't interesting enough to be granted a royal welcome =P As you have amounted quite a few posts that aren't stupid, here it is
OH HAI
WELKUM TO CHURCH O GUGLE
TheMelonofTruth
May 19th, 2008, 04:59 PM
I laughed out loud when I read that.
Echo
May 19th, 2008, 08:05 PM
Echo, eh?
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
"Is that you?"
"Is that you?"
"Yes it's me!"
"Yes it's me!"
Hi all, thanks for the warm welcomes. :)
Tsar Phalanxia
May 19th, 2008, 08:33 PM
No problem. Care for a Russian Bear Hug? You'll probably die!
Echo
May 19th, 2008, 10:35 PM
Bears aren't scary. Just clowns, my sister-in-law, and Ronald Reagan. REAGAN SMASH!!
Preston
May 19th, 2008, 11:57 PM
Welcome enjoy your stay. :)
TheMelonofTruth
May 20th, 2008, 05:14 AM
Stay, wait, he's leaving, NO! COME BACK! BE ABSORBED! BE ABSORBED!
Echo
May 20th, 2008, 05:41 AM
Sorry. Reagan smashed any absorption in this thread. :)
TheMelonofTruth
May 20th, 2008, 05:44 AM
REAGAN! GRAARGH!
Tsar Phalanxia
May 20th, 2008, 06:28 PM
IT'S REAGAN'S FAULT!
Bloom County Reference for thopse of you who didn't get it =P
TheMelonofTruth
May 20th, 2008, 08:12 PM
GRAARGH!!! MELON WARPATH MODE ACTIVATED!!! CRUSH! KILL! GO SQUISH WHEN DROPPED!
Sister Faith
May 21st, 2008, 07:27 PM
Welcome Echo.
I'm Sister Faith, the Patron Saint of the perpetually late.:icon_cool:
Enjoy!
Tsar Phalanxia
May 21st, 2008, 09:52 PM
ROBO REAGAN HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
SET LASERS TO "KILL". PHASERS TO "DUPE"
tagnostic
May 22nd, 2008, 04:11 PM
you left out
USSR
to
gone.
:icon_razz:
Tsar Phalanxia
May 23rd, 2008, 06:01 PM
LOL! And economy to "Stuffed" presumably?
TheMelonofTruth
May 28th, 2008, 08:56 PM
The USSR probably couldn't go on the nuclear warpath anymore. They're submarine fleet is rusting out in the Bay of Kola, and they probably can't afford missile fuel anymore.
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