[Echo]

Name: Echo
Gender: male
Age: 19
Origin: somewhere in Europe
Current location: Ohio (Obyeo?)
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Education(s): high school diploma, associate's degree, senior toward a bachelor's degree.
Occupation(s): UPS package handler, student employee.
Misc. Skills: Like what? Breathing?
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Sexual preference: in bed.
Marital status: single
Children: a lazy cat
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Religion: Googlism
Philosophy: Knowledge is the ultimate good. Lycos is the ultimate evil.
Superstitions: Screw black cats. Black dogs are where it's at.
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Plans (if any): finish college, get married, typical stuff
Ambition: get the hell out of college.
Favorite quote(s): "South Korea's got Seoul."

I came across the church while researching the Church of the SubGenius. I have a friend who's an ordained minister in CoSG.

[Tsar Phalanxia]

Heh heh, nice to meet you. I don't often respond to "Hi, I'm new" threads usually because they post one post and then leave. But you seem interesting enough to welcome ;)
So, hi, welcome to the CoG. By registering, you are now a serf, and are my property. Don't try and resist, as I am the Tsar of the Entire Internet, so as long as WWW exists, you're screwed.

[rzm61]

Hey Echo. Welcome to the CoG.
Don't worry about the Tsar up there. He's pretty nice.

[Echo]

Meh, he can't be any worse than living with my sister-in-law. Anyway, thank you for the welcomes and the...possession of my www's. Yeah, it brings the .com's to the yard. :D

[DamageNL]

Heh heh, nice to meet you. I don't often respond to "Hi, I'm new" threads usually because they post one post and then leave. But you seem interesting enough to welcome ;)


I didn't leave:icon_eek: so where's your hello:(


anyway, Hi Echo, I'm Damage, nice to meet you

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

Welcome to the place where we are!

[TheMelonofTruth]

Underneath Goofy. Is this a good or bad place to be.

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

Between goofy now!

I would not think it bad!

[TheMelonofTruth]

Its a Goofy Melon Sandwich.

Sounds tasty.

[tagnostic]

howdy,
and i always like presents
welcome to the CoG

the only thing more
annoying
than a lazy cat
is an
active one

(my feline cohabitant is the active type, how many feathers did you wake up to, this week?)
:icon_razz:

[TheMelonofTruth]

I woke up covered in feathers, im not too popular.

[Tsar Phalanxia]

I didn't leave:icon_eek: so where's your hello:(


anyway, Hi Echo, I'm Damage, nice to meet you

Sorry, like I said, most people aren't interesting enough to be granted a royal welcome =P As you have amounted quite a few posts that aren't stupid, here it is
OH HAI
WELKUM TO CHURCH O GUGLE

[TheMelonofTruth]

I laughed out loud when I read that.

[Echo]

Echo, eh?



HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!

"Is that you?"
"Is that you?"
"Yes it's me!"
"Yes it's me!"

Hi all, thanks for the warm welcomes. :)

[Tsar Phalanxia]

No problem. Care for a Russian Bear Hug? You'll probably die!

[Echo]

Bears aren't scary. Just clowns, my sister-in-law, and Ronald Reagan. REAGAN SMASH!!

[Preston]

Welcome enjoy your stay. :)

[TheMelonofTruth]

Stay, wait, he's leaving, NO! COME BACK! BE ABSORBED! BE ABSORBED!

[Echo]

Sorry. Reagan smashed any absorption in this thread. :)

[TheMelonofTruth]

REAGAN! GRAARGH!

[Tsar Phalanxia]

IT'S REAGAN'S FAULT!
Bloom County Reference for thopse of you who didn't get it =P

[TheMelonofTruth]

GRAARGH!!! MELON WARPATH MODE ACTIVATED!!! CRUSH! KILL! GO SQUISH WHEN DROPPED!

[Sister Faith]

Welcome Echo.

I'm Sister Faith, the Patron Saint of the perpetually late.:icon_cool:

Enjoy!

[Tsar Phalanxia]

ROBO REAGAN HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
SET LASERS TO "KILL". PHASERS TO "DUPE"

[tagnostic]

you left out
USSR
to
gone.
:icon_razz:

[Tsar Phalanxia]

LOL! And economy to "Stuffed" presumably?

[TheMelonofTruth]

The USSR probably couldn't go on the nuclear warpath anymore. They're submarine fleet is rusting out in the Bay of Kola, and they probably can't afford missile fuel anymore.