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RAEDunne
July 5th, 2008, 12:38 AM
Hey all,

I'm new to this group as ive only recently discovered it, but i have created a denomination of googlism :D

i was emailed by David/Lokiand he said it was okay for me to let you know about it.

so if you have facebook, as i'm sure you guys do lol, i hope you would concider joining it an helping it become a fully fledged group, one to rival all the other 'religious' groups on facebook. Googlism has as much right as any other religion to be on Facebook. so sign up! :icon_razz:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=19550521172
Google: The Religion

Tsar Phalanxia
July 5th, 2008, 05:02 PM
Woah woah woah. Cool idea, but there's a number of errors in the article. We think that Wikipedia is merely the Holy Book; we're representive of all religions, from Agonshu to Zoroastrianism. It's not Google the Religion, but rather the Church of Google. It needs a general rewrite I'm afraid.

RAEDunne
July 5th, 2008, 08:10 PM
well.
as you can see it is a Denomination of Googlism,
where google IS the religion.

Wikipedia as the holy book does make sence tho...

good call

Tsun
July 6th, 2008, 01:51 AM
I do not have a Face Book because I have a penis.

Dr Goofy Mofo
July 6th, 2008, 08:47 PM
Welcome to cog and joined the group
I do not have a Face Book because I have a penis.

[citation needed]

guccistarr
July 7th, 2008, 02:39 AM
I do not have a Face Book because I have a penis.

pics or it didn't happen.

fuckers just "canceled" my facebook.

how can you "cancel" a free service?

hell if i know.

like I said before,

"the ubiquitous they are out to get me!!!!"

run.

sam the moderately wize
July 8th, 2008, 12:26 PM
well.
as you can see it is a Denomination of Googlism,
where google IS the religion.

Wikipedia as the holy book does make sence tho...

good call
Denominations!
Nooooooooooooo!
Googlism schism!
This is the last thing we need!

Loki
July 8th, 2008, 03:08 PM
pics or it didn't happen.

fuckers just "canceled" my facebook.

how can you "cancel" a free service?


Were you offering your *special services* again? You know they're illegal in most civilised countries! :D


Yeah - welcome RAEDunn. Hope to see some of your lot over here.

I'll give Facebook and the like a miss, thanks. :D

Mushuukyou
July 9th, 2008, 03:23 AM
I do not have a Face Book because I have a penis.

I hate facebook.
Had it for awhile, then cancelled it.
I'm sticking with myspace.

rzm61
July 9th, 2008, 03:24 AM
I hate facebook.
Had it for awhile, then cancelled it.

Step one accomplished.

I'm sticking with myspace.

:icon_lol:
You made a step forward, and now you just took three steps back. Ha ha.


(This by the way is coming from the kid who has both. ;) )

Mushuukyou
July 9th, 2008, 03:51 AM
You made a step forward, and now you just took three steps back. Ha ha.

Well, considering I sometimes meet some cool chicks from off there, I think it's worth it... plus, it has an easy blog I can add to and voice myself, etc.

rzm61
July 9th, 2008, 03:53 AM
I hear ya.
I only have those things to contact old friends from High School and shit....also music.

Tsar Phalanxia
July 9th, 2008, 08:28 AM
I've never used either =D
I'd never use Myspasm, considering it's owned by...
Kra-KOOM
Rupert...MURDOCH
*Scream*

sam the moderately wize
July 9th, 2008, 08:17 PM
Agrees with the Tsar (have never used either also)

Myspasm... :icon_lol:

Dr Goofy Mofo
July 10th, 2008, 05:22 AM
Step one accomplished.



:icon_lol:
You made a step forward, and now you just took three steps back. Ha ha.


(This by the way is coming from the kid who has both. ;) )

It is so True!!!! *crys*

jamerz3294
July 14th, 2008, 07:24 PM
Wooo hooo! What a great site here, I am soooooo divinely thankful that the Goddess Google herself actually led me to this place. Yea, though verily a newbie I may be, I will not follow the false doctrines of InYourFaceBook nor shall I heed the orgiastic moanings of MySpacedOutedness.
May all your searches yield blessed results...

rzm61
July 14th, 2008, 07:38 PM
I am soooooo divinely thankful that the Goddess Google herself actually led me to this place.


You're one of the lucky ones.
I was told about this place from a friend. Best part is, hes not even a part of this community. He just asked if I heard about 'The Church of Google' I never did, so I checked it out. Read some proofs and found myself nodding my head to most of them in agreement, and now I have been here for about seven months.

Wow. I can't believe it's been that long already.

Tsar Phalanxia
July 14th, 2008, 07:41 PM
Likewise. I found this while researching a project to impress this girl. Needless to say, I failed.

rzm61
July 14th, 2008, 07:48 PM
Likewise. I found this while researching a project to impress this girl. Needless to say, I failed.

No you didn't.
You became a valuable member to this lovely community. :D

She is the one who failed, sir.

Tsar Phalanxia
July 14th, 2008, 07:56 PM
Yeah. I shuold have gone into more depths with the atheist front, but I wasn't "fully-hatched" I could have made a compelling case for "The lack of faith".
Naturally, I would have been socially ostracised. But thats a small price to pay for intelligence ;)

jamerz3294
July 14th, 2008, 08:05 PM
Hey, you can always buy sex... intelligence has to be paid for with imagination and effort!

Dr Goofy Mofo
July 15th, 2008, 03:18 AM
hey Tsar it is her lost and one day she will see it. I found this place posted on a forum after someone posted pieism!

Hey, you can always buy sex... intelligence has to be paid for with imagination and effort!

Well said!

jamerz3294
July 15th, 2008, 02:19 PM
pi are round... cornbread are square :icon_idea:

tagnostic
July 16th, 2008, 04:21 PM
Hey, you can always buy sex... intelligence has to be paid for with imagination and effort!

you always pay for sex
it's the imagination and effort
that make it
memorable

jamerz3294
July 16th, 2008, 06:03 PM
you always pay for sex
it's the imagination and effort
that make it
memorable

Yeah, butt (all puns included) let's not forget that for some people, sex is usually quite imaginary, and therefore not memorable! :icon_rolleyes:

tagnostic
July 16th, 2008, 08:07 PM
Yeah, butt (all puns included) let's not forget that for some people, sex is usually quite imaginary, and therefore not memorable! :icon_rolleyes:

rofl

while i will admit
to taking advantage
of myself

i must also admit
it was not
memorable

(hey, i don't tie myself up or anything wierd)
:icon_razz:

sailor
September 1st, 2008, 07:03 AM
I finally forgave facebook and signed up again.
It's brand new, so please add me and chat away at me!

http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1452127550

Thanks...oh, and add the CoG groups while you're there.

I'm still working out the kinks there, but I'm starting to get a handle on how it's intended to work. Nice networking apparatus.