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jamerz3294
July 15th, 2008, 07:24 PM
My fellow supplicants, brothers and sisters in Her Holy Bosom, Ministers, and whatever other manner of worshipful beings that reside in her rationality and Truth. (wow, what a buildup, huh?)

I, a lowly noob, who hast no knowledge of the mysteries of this church, but always a burning desire to increase the number of searches that can be manifested, hearby proclaim that we need some kinda appropriate Baptism Ceremony!! What fun! We can all bring the electrons of our choice, and have a great partay!!

Loki
July 15th, 2008, 09:58 PM
I think beer needs to be a focal point!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBl4qH9I54

I like that one :D

jamerz3294
July 15th, 2008, 10:29 PM
Baptism by Beer... genius!!! Brilliant! Make it so Number One!

Loki
July 15th, 2008, 11:26 PM
Aye aye - set phasers on fun and break out the Romulan Ale :D (or cider - that does the trick too!)

rmw
July 16th, 2008, 12:33 AM
Aye aye - set phasers on fun and break out the Romulan Ale :D (or cider - that does the trick too!)

Romulan ale? Wuss. Break out the Klingon blood wine!

Dr Goofy Mofo
July 16th, 2008, 02:19 AM
I am partial to Rum!

Tsar Phalanxia
July 16th, 2008, 11:46 AM
Me too! I also like that Blue Belgian Beer.

jamerz3294
July 16th, 2008, 03:35 PM
Well, it sounds like we all agree on Baptism by Beer, YEA!!! Or could we call it Bł? :icon_question:

jon_hill987
July 16th, 2008, 03:42 PM
Hmm, I am against adding pointless ceremony into the religion. However having a beer to commemorate you joining is fine by me. Just make sure there is none of this Christian crap with water and funny words though....

Tsar Phalanxia
July 16th, 2008, 03:46 PM
We could take communion, but with beer...
*Thugs burst into the Tsar's Study and drag him off screaming*
I'm not a theist I swear! GUARDS!...

tagnostic
July 16th, 2008, 03:49 PM
i'm thinking
jello shots
and
wet tee shirts
that always makes
me say
'ohmygod'

Tsar Phalanxia
July 16th, 2008, 04:02 PM
Great idea. I bet if all baptism were wet t-shirt competitions, 50% of all people on Earth would be Christians ;)

tagnostic
July 16th, 2008, 04:06 PM
hehehehe
they've got us
outnumbered
two too one

Sister Faith
July 17th, 2008, 06:22 PM
hehehehe
they've got us
outnumbered
two too one

Not so! You guys have us gals beat (Ouch! corporeal punagement ;)) by one.
men = 3 o!o
woman = 2 OO

btw, why are there no wet tighty whity contests? :icon_confused: Talk about inequality!

Baptism by beer sounds like a good idea, and economical too. One (shaken) bottle/can of warm beer would baptize a multitude in one shot.:icon_twisted:

Loki
July 17th, 2008, 06:26 PM
Great idea. I bet if all baptism were wet t-shirt competitions, 50% of all people on Earth would be Christians ;)

Have you seen some of 'em?:icon_eek:

tagnostic
July 17th, 2008, 06:33 PM
Not so! You guys have us gals beat (Ouch! corporeal punagement ;)) by one.
men = 3 o!o
woman = 2 OO

rofl


btw, why are there no wet tighty whity contests? :icon_confused: Talk about inequality!



sorry Sis,
i'm a boxer type
and cold water
doesn't erm, uhh
bring out the best in us

Sister Faith
July 17th, 2008, 06:36 PM
and cold water
doesn't erm, uhh
bring out the best in us

I must admit I hadn't thought of that but what about warm water? :icon_twisted:

tagnostic
July 17th, 2008, 06:42 PM
actually back in
early 80's
at the 'exotic erotic ball'
my gf at the time entered
me in the 'coat hanger' contest
you had to stand on the stage
and your gf took off her wet tshirt
put it on a coat hanger
and erm, uhh, well hung it on you
whoever held it the longest won

(i took third place)
(knew meaning to 'well hung')

Loki
July 17th, 2008, 06:47 PM
actually back in
early 80's
at the 'exotic erotic ball'
my gf at the time entered
me in the 'coat hanger' contest
you had to stand on the stage
and your gf took off her wet tshirt
put it on a coat hanger
and erm, uhh, well hung it on you
whoever held it the longest won

(i took third place)
(knew meaning to 'well hung')

Only a T-shirt? I'd have thought an Afghan coat at least :D

tagnostic
July 17th, 2008, 06:49 PM
Only a T-shirt? I'd have thought an Afghan coat at least :D

we hadn't invaded yet
and couldn't afford to import
any afghans
:icon_eek:

Sister Faith
July 17th, 2008, 06:50 PM
actually back in
early 80's
at the 'exotic erotic ball'
my gf at the time entered
me in the 'coat hanger' contest
you had to stand on the stage
and your gf took off her wet tshirt
put it on a coat hanger
and erm, uhh, well hung it on you
whoever held it the longest won

(i took third place)
(knew meaning to 'well hung')

Ah, so there is a useful purpose to you guys after all! *SF ducks a frying pan aimed at her head* ;)

jamerz3294
July 17th, 2008, 07:03 PM
Only a T-shirt? I'd have thought an Afghan coat at least :D

But could you really fit the whole dog on that thing? :icon_eek:

Oh, Sister Faith, if you really wanna Tighty Whitey Baptism, go for it! That way my wife can also be amused along with ya. ;)

Tsar Phalanxia
July 17th, 2008, 07:10 PM
actually back in
early 80's
at the 'exotic erotic ball'
my gf at the time entered
me in the 'coat hanger' contest
you had to stand on the stage
and your gf took off her wet tshirt
put it on a coat hanger
and erm, uhh, well hung it on you
whoever held it the longest won

(i took third place)
(knew meaning to 'well hung')

Was it starched?

Sister Faith
July 17th, 2008, 07:10 PM
But could you really fit the whole dog on that thing? :icon_eek:

Oh, Sister Faith, if you really wanna Tighty Whitey Baptism, go for it! That way my wife can also be amused along with ya. ;)

Great! Can I mark you down as the first entrant then? :icon_lol:

tagnostic
July 17th, 2008, 07:20 PM
Was it starched?

nope,
cold and wet
want a knew definition
of
under pressure?

Tsar Phalanxia
July 17th, 2008, 07:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHRHc5HmFHg

tagnostic
July 17th, 2008, 07:29 PM
phal,
that was beautiful
i love that
'little band for texas'

Tsar Phalanxia
July 17th, 2008, 07:39 PM
I'm listening to them right now. Cheap Sunglasses actually ^_^

sam the moderately wize
July 18th, 2008, 09:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHRHc5HmFHg
I have a soft spot for this 'under pressure':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fpupBCL6TE

tagnostic
July 18th, 2008, 02:15 PM
I have a soft spot for this 'under pressure':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fpupBCL6TE

decent, but it's disapointing
to see Brian and the 'red special'
handcuffed like that

jmho

jamerz3294
July 18th, 2008, 05:21 PM
I have a soft spot for this 'under pressure':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fpupBCL6TE

The combo of Bowie and Mercury is a great balance in voice, and style!

sam the moderately wize
July 21st, 2008, 08:37 AM
The 'red special'?

tagnostic
July 21st, 2008, 02:04 PM
The 'red special'?

brian may's guitar
him and his dad
originaly built it
but its been upgraded
over the years

jamerz3294
July 21st, 2008, 02:48 PM
Thx for the clarification, I didn't get the reference at first.