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The Good Reverend Roger
July 26th, 2008, 06:04 AM
I am The Good Reverend Roger, pastor of The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Ribshack™. I have come to save all you backsliding sinners from perdition, which you are all surely doomed to by your shennanigans and general carryin' on.

REPENT! There's still time! All of you liberal wastrels out there, having a good time, when your Godly president NEEDS you to help fight against the false religion of Isla...um, terrorism! Do ye not know what awful punishments are in store for you? Do ye not know that Satan keeps Bea Arthur clones on hand for your upcoming eternity?

What we need to do is to rise up against the tide of liberal terrorist appeasers, and drive secular humanism out of our schools and government! Why must our children be forced to accept Theories like evolution, gravity, and thermodynamics, when there are alternate theories that are just as valid (Creationism, God holding a Brother down, and the Big Crockpot theory, respectively)?

Yea, moral fiber must be re-instilled in this great nation of ours! This country was FOUNDED by Christians...Christians like Cotton Mather, John Hathorne, and Jonathan Corwin. Things were perfect, until some liberal hippie terrorists named Thomas Jefferson and James Madison came along and screwed it all up!

BRING BACK THE OLD DAYS! THE OLD WAYS ARE THE BEST!

The Good Reverend Roger,
Thinks they didn't burn ENOUGH witches. Or kill me.

Cain
July 26th, 2008, 07:00 AM
Uh oh..........

The Good Reverend Roger
July 26th, 2008, 07:06 AM
Uh oh..........

And don't think I didn't notice YOU, you filthy European heathen! Oh, yes. I am wise to your ways, and I will strive to fight your evil non-American-ness where ever and when ever you surface!

Mark my words, Englishman! One day we will send the 6th fleet over to purge your nation of it's hideous "Church of England", and install Southern Baptism as it is the BEST of the One True Religions!

Of course, we'll have to dump all the CofE priests in the Tay. In Christ's love.

TGRR,
Knows we can't have any backsliding.

Booty
July 26th, 2008, 06:33 PM
I am The Good Reverend Roger, pastor of The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Ribshack™. I have come to save all you backsliding sinners from perdition, which you are all surely doomed to by your shennanigans and general carryin' on.

REPENT! There's still time! All of you liberal wastrels out there, having a good time, when your Godly president NEEDS you to help fight against the false religion of Isla...um, terrorism! Do ye not know what awful punishments are in store for you? Do ye not know that Satan keeps Bea Arthur clones on hand for your upcoming eternity?

What we need to do is to rise up against the tide of liberal terrorist appeasers, and drive secular humanism out of our schools and government! Why must our children be forced to accept Theories like evolution, gravity, and thermodynamics, when there are alternate theories that are just as valid (Creationism, God holding a Brother down, and the Big Crockpot theory, respectively)?

Yea, moral fiber must be re-instilled in this great nation of ours! This country was FOUNDED by Christians...Christians like Cotton Mather, John Hathorne, and Jonathan Corwin. Things were perfect, until some liberal hippie terrorists named Thomas Jefferson and James Madison came along and screwed it all up!

BRING BACK THE OLD DAYS! THE OLD WAYS ARE THE BEST!

The Good Reverend Roger,
Thinks they didn't burn ENOUGH witches. Or kill me.


I could do with some good old fashioned "saving" :)
Oh yes! The more "old-fashioned" the better!
Bring it on rev! I hear the rapture feels like an orgasm.....

The Good Reverend Roger
July 26th, 2008, 10:12 PM
I could do with some good old fashioned "saving" :)
Oh yes! The more "old-fashioned" the better!
Bring it on rev! I hear the rapture feels like an orgasm.....

Actually, it should feel like a particularly righteous self-flagellation.

Loki
July 26th, 2008, 11:22 PM
Is it wrong for me to have a stiffy now?

Break out the faggots and light the pyres!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

The Good Reverend Roger
July 26th, 2008, 11:25 PM
Is it wrong for me to have a stiffy now?

Break out the faggots and light the pyres!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

Stop hating America™, son.

Loki
July 26th, 2008, 11:42 PM
Stop hating America™, son.

You call me son? Get off yer horse and drink from the nipple of Her Madge!


I look at the mess you Yanky Doodles made and think... hell, we did good!

At least we didn't fuck the Middle East up!



Well - a bit! Not too much.

The Good Reverend Roger
July 26th, 2008, 11:56 PM
You call me son? Get off yer horse and drink from the nipple of Her Madge!


I look at the mess you Yanky Doodles made and think... hell, we did good!

At least we didn't fuck the Middle East up!



Well - a bit! Not too much.

Afghanistan wants it's 1800s back, crumpet-sucker!

Loki
July 27th, 2008, 12:18 AM
Afghanistan wants it's 1800s back, crumpet-sucker!

I don't suck 'em - I drain them! Afghanistan was a good place before we left!

Look at what we gave them! Weapons mainly... ok, not a good example.

Look at Iran! Oh yeah, we did that too...

Iraq? - oops
Korea? Oops

EDIT: What the hell - we did what we thought was right :D
I still think we should nuke Iran!

The Good Reverend Roger
July 27th, 2008, 01:44 AM
I don't suck 'em - I drain them! Afghanistan was a good place before we left!

Look at what we gave them! Weapons mainly... ok, not a good example.

Look at Iran! Oh yeah, we did that too...

Iraq? - oops
Korea? Oops

EDIT: What the hell - we did what we thought was right :D
I still think we should nuke Iran!

Why? They make the hottest women on Earth there.

Loki
July 27th, 2008, 02:07 AM
I think the French women are the hottest (hairy hot). I love their je ne sais quois!

And their va te fair foutre!

I just don't know!

Booty
July 27th, 2008, 07:42 AM
I think the French women are the hottest (hairy hot). I love their je ne sais quois!

And their va te fair foutre!

I just don't know!
Hey! English women are pretty darn hot too you know! ;PPPPPPPP
In fact this morning it is so hot I am going to take my clothes off and type naked!

The Good Reverend Roger
July 27th, 2008, 05:21 PM
Both of those two countries are too close to Europe.

Tsar Phalanxia
July 27th, 2008, 10:18 PM
Ahh, if only there was a federalised Europe. Alas, a man (boy) can dream... a man can dream...

The Good Reverend Roger
July 27th, 2008, 11:17 PM
Ahh, if only there was a federalised Europe. Alas, a man (boy) can dream... a man can dream...

Not possible. The baguettes would reach critical mass and explode.

We'd have froggie bits and crumpets all over the place.

Booty
July 28th, 2008, 07:25 AM
Not possible. The baguettes would reach critical mass and explode.

We'd have froggie bits and crumpets all over the place.

Nothing wrong with having crumpet all over the place! ;)

tagnostic
July 28th, 2008, 02:47 PM
tea and
strumpets?

with jam?
:icon_eek:

The Good Reverend Roger
July 29th, 2008, 03:43 AM
tea and
strumpets?

with jam?
:icon_eek:

THERE'LL BE NO STRUMPETS! THIS IS MICHAEL MUKASEY'S AMERICA™, HIPPIE! IT'S BACK TO STRICT MORAL STANDARDS AND WORKING TIL YOU DROP!

Oh, and England has that Gordon Brown character, so same thing.

tagnostic
July 29th, 2008, 05:04 PM
Falwells corollary to Murphy's Law

the larger the bible you carry
the greater the likelihood of
cross dressing in private.

jamerz3294
August 4th, 2008, 09:57 PM
In fact this morning it is so hot I am going to take my clothes off and type naked!


In that case, I'll take off my clothes and read what you typed whilst you were nekkid!
Oh yeah, TGRR; grat sig pic! :icon_twisted:

The Good Reverend Roger
August 5th, 2008, 03:54 AM
In that case, I'll take off my clothes and read what you typed whilst you were nekkid!
Oh yeah, TGRR; grat sig pic! :icon_twisted:

TGRR? WHERE? THAT BASTARD IS SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE!