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God
August 19th, 2008, 04:07 PM
I think I'm going to RE-introduce myself.

I haven't been on in forever.
How has everyone been?

jon_hill987
August 19th, 2008, 04:20 PM
Not bad, I still don't believe in you though.

God
August 19th, 2008, 04:40 PM
fine with me.
maybe just maybe i don't believe in you.

rzm61
August 19th, 2008, 04:46 PM
Well 'ello there god!

Glad to see you back. :D

jon_hill987
August 19th, 2008, 04:46 PM
So God doesn't believe in Atheists? :P

Or just me?

Welcome back anyway.

rzm61
August 19th, 2008, 04:47 PM
Or just me?


I think it's just you.

Cause to be honest, I don't even know if I believe in you. :icon_razz:

jon_hill987
August 19th, 2008, 04:52 PM
That is right rzm, I am just a voice in your head. You know what to do laddo, burn 'em, burn 'em all!

rzm61
August 19th, 2008, 04:55 PM
That is right rzm, I am just a voice in your head.

Oh.......really?

Cause I thought you were just words on a screen. :\


:icon_lol:

Loki
August 19th, 2008, 07:33 PM
If that's really you God then I've a few complaints to make.

Where the hell is that 20 million quid I asked you for? Or powers of invisibility - I did promise not to use my powers for evil!

You're all talk and no trousers!
Just one nymphomaniac Princess is all I ask (and the money! I could be persuaded to drop the invisibility clause.) Do you care? Like hell you do. Selfish twat!

rzm61
August 19th, 2008, 07:38 PM
You're all talk and no trousers!

:icon_lol:
Your accent makes this statement 100 times better.

Tsar Phalanxia
August 19th, 2008, 08:35 PM
Yay! Sexy God is back! ^_^

God
August 20th, 2008, 04:06 PM
If that's really you God then I've a few complaints to make.

Where the hell is that 20 million quid I asked you for? Or powers of invisibility - I did promise not to use my powers for evil!

You're all talk and no trousers!
Just one nymphomaniac Princess is all I ask (and the money! I could be persuaded to drop the invisibility clause.) Do you care? Like hell you do. Selfish twat!

Give me a few weeks, there is only so much one deity can do.
and right now I'm broke, my job on the streets fell through

and now i really am out of a pair of "trousers"
sitting naked in front of a computer with a bag of cheetos has always been my specialty.

LastLordOfTheSevenTowers
August 20th, 2008, 05:06 PM
haha Welcome back, God...wow...I honestly never envisioned myself making a post like this...

sailor
August 21st, 2008, 01:58 AM
Give me a few weeks, there is only so much one deity can do.
and right now I'm broke, my job on the streets fell through

and now i really am out of a pair of "trousers"
sitting naked in front of a computer with a bag of cheetos has always been my specialty.

Uh, God...Will you make seahorses with me?

God
August 21st, 2008, 03:55 PM
yes...
tomorrow.
but only if We make them green.

Booty
August 21st, 2008, 04:24 PM
Give me a few weeks, there is only so much one deity can do.
and right now I'm broke, my job on the streets fell through

and now i really am out of a pair of "trousers"
sitting naked in front of a computer with a bag of cheetos has always been my specialty.

Well, there is a mental image you don't get every day! :D
Hi!

sailor
August 21st, 2008, 09:15 PM
yes...
tomorrow.
but only if We make them green.

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/greeneggs.jpg

Cool! Well, God, today's your birthday and the conception of our first fry!!

I made them as green and as glowing as possible.

Are you ready for the transfer to occur?

I nearly forgot the most important part, the courtship dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcett5sPx_0)!

The Good Reverend Roger
August 23rd, 2008, 02:53 AM
I think I'm going to RE-introduce myself.

I haven't been on in forever.
How has everyone been?

I have a bone to pick with you. WTF is up with this "bilateral symmetry" shit? Are you a friggin' mechanical engineer or something? A TOOL USING SPECIES SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST 3 ARMS.

Also, in addition to binocular vision, we should have ALSO had bird-like eyes on the sides of our heads, so our ancestors could see leopards trying to sneak up on them. Primitive human remains are always found with leopard marks on the back of their skulls, and I bet you think that's pretty goddamn funny.

Also, tentacles.

Tsar Phalanxia
August 23rd, 2008, 07:41 AM
What about a laser beam coming out of our penis?

sailor
August 23rd, 2008, 08:31 AM
Um, god? Are you there? It's me, Meghan.

Are you having a bad snout day or what?

Come on out, now...What's happening? *knock-knock...knock*
Not enough "C"? Do you want to have "that talk?"
Did you need "more time to think?"
Has there been "not enough foreplay?"
Was I "too fast," or, even worse "too slow?"
Did I fall asleep and miss out on something?

And most importantly, for me anyway...DID YOU COME?
And, well, if you did, was IT GOOD for YOU?
Did I LAST LONG ENOUGH?

You had one of my infamous rolling orgasms, didn't you? ;)

Did IT happen more than ONCE?

Let's just cut right to the chase...am I GOOD?

And what I really mean is, AM I BETTER THAN YOUR LAST ALT?
Which is to say, let's face it... aren't I the BEST ALT YOU EVER HAD (in your life)?!

Those old eggs I gave to a snake (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/87916/snake_eating_an_egg/) hiding in the grass outside.

Is it me, or are you pms-ing again?

It's ok if you're barren, too, I -- well, I'll understand...we'll get drugs. But, I just need to know where we stand, now. Where all this is headed. Which direction we're going, now that we're parenting marine-life on the internet.

I can take you to that wax horror show that you really like love a lot, and then on to the cheese and meat shack...or if you'd rather...

Say!

Besides...if you come out now, I've got a surprise...a relatively happy ending...See, I know that you've been hinting around here...I can read between the lines and I figure, well, you'd just like a little more "proof" of your existence and all. Some public kind of display of your grandure and ALL-KNOWINGNESS. A push towards more communal threads, or...or something EXTRA special.

I know, I know... you wanted me to come along, sweep you off your feet, wine you, dine you, and ultimately, one day make a legitimate deity out of you.

So that at least the fry will all share the same last name, and not be illegitimate fish. So that they'll all know that it's m.l. who's the alt of them...not just a fly by night type of fling but the REAL-DEAL fryer...so...if you'd like to go on and stop lurking, and phishing, and well making a general nuisance of yourself, and just show up sometime soon and post about... why, I'd, I'd rather like to make you an offer you can't refuse...make a REAL G out of you...god.

At least I BELIEVE in you!

Honey? Dearest?! Sweet-thing?? *knock-knock...knock*

C'mon now, get outta the porn section, dry-off.
Don't be like that, be reasonable, dearest. God? Are you there?
Cause, I've got some real corn I'd like to share...Give you half of all I own.

Never leave you [etc., etc.]

...clean out the tank every so often...

love you, God.

God??

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/crackerjackem4u-1.jpg

Marry me?-!

Loki
August 23rd, 2008, 03:38 PM
Ah!

Are the voices giving you problems again Megs?;)

tagnostic
August 23rd, 2008, 03:58 PM
Also, in addition to binocular vision, we should have ALSO had bird-like eyes on the sides of our heads, so our ancestors could see leopards trying to sneak up on them.

What about a laser beam coming out of our penis?

i think both are excellent ideas
what if they were combined
so we could see our selves
coming and going

Dr Goofy Mofo
August 23rd, 2008, 06:47 PM
Welcome back! Long time no Typey

Dieg
August 24th, 2008, 07:25 PM
what candy is your favorite?

Tsar Phalanxia
August 24th, 2008, 09:25 PM
I don't eat "Candy" I eat "Deliciables".

sailor
August 24th, 2008, 09:45 PM
Ah!

Are the voices giving you problems again Megs?;)

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/mansbestfriend.jpg (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2corl_snoop-dogvato_music)

I know, Loki...but, Dog is Love!

what candy is your favorite?

(http://nyjobsource.com/hershey.html)http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/bluekiss.jpg (http://www.thehersheycompany.com/)

And his candy so sweet.


I don't eat "Candy" I eat "Deliciables".

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/437543yjo365jygm.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO0Ta7AGCFI)


Drippin like water!


edit: top pic, "dog=love" is my own original creation. please don't snag this pic without giving me my props, ok? thanks.

sailor
August 30th, 2008, 03:51 AM
What about a laser beam coming out of our penis?

Oh, God? Are you back, yet?

It's still me, Meghan Leigh.

I had to go ahead and procreate with someone else, now.

I'm sorry to have to text this to you, but it was the only way I could face the facts.

I made this seahorse with, uh, someone you know...

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/Seahorses-starfish-animated.gif

I hope you'll understand and forgive me, God.

Also, I can't tell what gender you are, but I am female.
If you are one too, then why are you "God" and not "Goddess?"

Also, I wanted you to bear the fry, God, because, being female,
I can't empregnate myself without a sperm donor, erm -- fertilizer.

Besides, the fry birth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPlnqckOPdY&feature=related) was amazing!

PS - I ate the rest all by myself *burp (http://static.flickr.com/116/299047928_299c44a885.jpg)*

Also, you could've just posted a reply to me in the thread, whoever you are,
instead of neg rep (http://images.neopets.com/items/negg_spooky_mutant.gif)ping me. Not nice!!!

Srsly.