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-۞-
September 9th, 2008, 11:41 PM
The universe might implode through a 9km hole that appears in France sometime tomorrow and you will have spent the last night of existence squabbling over the moderation of a pissy forum.

Well done you.


Knobheads.

rzm61
September 9th, 2008, 11:43 PM
Eh, it's all good.

I'll die happy.

-۞-
September 10th, 2008, 12:02 AM
Those parachuting pachyderms need to learn to avoid the cycle lanes!
I've had words with them before.

Seriously this is futile argument because the only observable outcome is you saying "I told you so"!


Seriously though I'm sure nothing will happen but I read today that they're going to investigate the potential for time travel!

Wouldn't it be cool if the whole ring became a portal back to the dinosaurs a bit like a cross between Star Gate SG1 and Primeval?

They probably died out when we killed them all to stop them pouring all over Western Europe!
I do hope the Creationists try and test the T Rex was a vegetarian theory by offering it a lettuce.

After that the real outcome of "the experiment was a success - we'll tell you about in around 20 years when we've understood it" is going to be massive £7 billion let down.

rzm61
September 10th, 2008, 12:12 AM
I do hope the Creationists try and test the T Rex was a vegetarian theory by offering it a lettuce.


:icon_lol:
I hope so too!
Hopefully it'll be on the youtubes.

The Good Reverend Roger
September 10th, 2008, 02:35 AM
The universe might implode through a 9km hole that appears in France sometime tomorrow and you will have spent the last night of existence squabbling over the moderation of a pissy forum.

Well done you.


Knobheads.

Blarg. Any singularities generated would evaporate due to Hawking radiation in a fraction of a second. Sure, the hard radiation would kill off a chunk of France, but would anyone really notice?

rmw
September 10th, 2008, 03:30 AM
Blarg. Any singularities generated would evaporate due to Hawking radiation in a fraction of a second. Sure, the hard radiation would kill off a chunk of France, but would anyone really notice?

People would notice. The question is, would anyone really care?

The Good Reverend Roger
September 10th, 2008, 03:33 AM
People would notice. The question is, would anyone really care?

People would NOT notice.

If half of, say, Gascony got microwaved to death, they wouldn't even notice it in Belgium.

rmw
September 10th, 2008, 03:38 AM
People would NOT notice.

If half of, say, Gascony got microwaved to death, they wouldn't even notice it in Belgium.

I disagree. I think people would notice, for half-a-second, that most of France was wiped of the face of the earth. It's half-a-fucking-country after all. But, then we'd all go back to the latest Anna-Nicole scandal ("she's dead, but this is important!"), and a day after the radiation hit, it wouldn't even be in the mid-section of the newspaper. That and the fact that it's the French, so who really gives a shit if they die in some nuclear holocaust?

The Good Reverend Roger
September 10th, 2008, 03:40 AM
I disagree. I think people would notice, for half-a-second, that most of France was wiped of the face of the earth. It's half-a-fucking-country after all. But, then we'd all go back to the latest Anna-Nicole scandal ("she's dead, but this is important!"), and a day after the radiation hit, it wouldn't even be in the mid-section of the newspaper. That and the fact that it's the French, so who really gives a shit if they die in some nuclear holocaust?

Exactly. Precisely.

Dolores
September 10th, 2008, 05:42 AM
The universe might implode through a 9km hole that appears in France sometime tomorrow and you will have spent the last night of existence squabbling over the moderation of a pissy forum.

Well done you.


Knobheads.

Bullshit, I'm going to have spent the last night of my existence porking the everloving fuck out of the hottest guy I know.

Booty
September 10th, 2008, 10:04 AM
Bullshit, I'm going to have spent the last night of my existence porking the everloving fuck out of the hottest guy I know.
And then arguing on a forum! ;)
Still, hope you had a good time! :D
Did you see any pretty colours?

rzm61
September 10th, 2008, 12:35 PM
Bullshit, I'm going to have spent the last night of my existence porking the everloving fuck out of the hottest guy I know.

Well then start making your way East to me baby! :icon_lol:

Edit:
LHC Turned On. Congratulations CERN! (Also, World Still Here - Nobody Surprised.) (http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/70mri/lhc_turned_on_congratulations_cern_also_world/)
(Reddit comment page)

rzm61
September 10th, 2008, 12:48 PM
:icon_lol:

Just found this.

http://gist.github.com/9810

Mike,

Hello, I am from approximately two months in the future. On 10/22 at approx 2:34am CET a tachyon field failure in the main resonating ring of the LHC causes a "temporal blowback". Shortly thereafter, the resulting destruction of the strong nuclear force causes the world to vaporize inseconds, while a few of us near the experiment are thrown into a temporal causality loop. While the predestination event (or as we have come to call it "The Big Rewind") hasn't occurred yet to you, for us it is about three years in our past. I came across your site looking to see if there were any other scientists that may have theorized this phenomenon who may be of assistance inpreventing it. This brings me to my point, I have repeatedly checked your site for the past five rewinds at 2:34:01 CET and it still says nope, believe me at this point the LHC has most assuredly destroyed the world. I can provide a bank account in Nigeria for the funds to be placed. I am curious to the exact amount however.

John Titor
CERN Specialist

sudikics
September 10th, 2008, 01:49 PM
Um, guys? You do know that they already ran the test?

rzm61
September 10th, 2008, 01:51 PM
Um, guys? You do know that they already ran the test?

Yes, and we're still here! :D

Cheers for being still alive!

sudikics
September 10th, 2008, 01:55 PM
Actually, they ran the tests about 8 hours ago. :D

The real date is September 21.

Booty
September 10th, 2008, 02:00 PM
Actually, they ran the tests about 8 hours ago. :D

The real date is September 21.
Oh great - well, that better be a Thursday is all I am saying!
(PS - why??)

Tsar Phalanxia
September 10th, 2008, 02:26 PM
For some reason, whenever anybody mentions the LHC and the end of the world, the words "Mesa" and "Black" come to mind.

rzm61
September 10th, 2008, 04:16 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/turn-on.png

-۞-
September 10th, 2008, 06:36 PM
Bullshit, I'm going to have spent the last night of my existence porking the everloving fuck out of the hottest guy I know.

Good for you Delores. Better safe than sorry.

-۞-
September 10th, 2008, 06:42 PM
People would NOT notice.

If half of, say, Gascony got microwaved to death, they wouldn't even notice it in Belgium.

Oh come on. Of course we'd notice. Eventually. But I can't guess why or when.
Someone would be looking at a satellite weather map one day and go 'didn't there used to be another country between us and Spain? You know all those whiny people who never did any work and thought that made them better than everyone else what happened to them? Did they move?'

rmw
September 10th, 2008, 06:57 PM
Oh come on. Of course we'd notice. Eventually. But I can't guess why or when.
Someone would be looking at a satellite weather map one day and go 'didn't there used to be another country between us and Spain? You know all those whiny people who never did any work and thought that made them better than everyone else what happened to them? Did they move?'

Continental Europe would probably smell much better after the French are obliterated.

-۞-
September 10th, 2008, 07:01 PM
The Common Agricultural Policy would show a sudden and enormous surplus.
Middle Eastern countries would suddenly find it harder to buy weapons.
Chile would instantly move up to being the worlds second best wine producing country behind Australia.

A new joke would enter the English language:

"French toast?"
"Yes ever since the LHC incident".

rzm61
September 10th, 2008, 07:04 PM
A new joke would enter the English language:

"French toast?"
"Yes ever since the LHC incident".

That's pretty funn- and then the world was destroyed by the Large Hadron Collider.

rmw
September 10th, 2008, 07:05 PM
There would be no more government employees striking "because ze government should pay us not to work, you stupid peasant."

-۞-
September 10th, 2008, 07:46 PM
Wo-ho! I've just thought of a huge problem if we vapourise France!

Where are we going to fight wars with Germany?

Booty
September 10th, 2008, 08:20 PM
Wo-ho! I've just thought of a huge problem if we vapourise France!

Where are we going to fight wars with Germany?
LOL! Sherlock is crying "Nooooooo! " because of the cheese!
I am sure we can arrange something about that, can't we?

rmw
September 10th, 2008, 08:26 PM
Wo-ho! I've just thought of a huge problem if we vapourise France!

Where are we going to fight wars with Germany?

Well, if we attack from the west could use water-borne attacks, as the Atlantic would fill the space between Spain and Germany. Or station our ground forces in Switzerland. However, if we attack from the east, we can use the Czech Republic; from the south, Italy; or we could launch a two-pronged attack from the southeast and southwest from Austria.

Although, with France gone, we don't have to worry about them whining "Germany invaded us again. Make them go away."

The Good Reverend Roger
September 11th, 2008, 02:08 AM
Well, if we attack from the west could use water-borne attacks, as the Atlantic would fill the space between Spain and Germany. Or station our ground forces in Switzerland. However, if we attack from the east, we can use the Czech Republic; from the south, Italy; or we could launch a two-pronged attack from the southeast and southwest from Austria.

Although, with France gone, we don't have to worry about them whining "Germany invaded us again. Make them go away."

Amphibious landings in Switzerland!

THAT WILL TEACH THE CHOCOLATE-SCARFING BASTARDS!

rmw
September 11th, 2008, 02:18 AM
Amphibious landings in Switzerland!

THAT WILL TEACH THE CHOCOLATE-SCARFING BASTARDS!

Besides, what do the Swiss know? They're neutral!

Tactical Evil Dan
September 11th, 2008, 04:17 AM
Eh, it's all good.

I'll die happy.

I'll mail you the evidence that I'm your daddy two days before the world ends.

That'll fix yer happy ass.

:D

rzm61
September 11th, 2008, 04:24 AM
I'll mail you the evidence that I'm your daddy two days before the world ends.

That'll fix yer happy ass.

:D


Nah, if anything it'll make me happier knowing that I'm not related to my 'real' bum of a father.

Tactical Evil Dan
September 11th, 2008, 04:26 AM
Aw, dammit, now you sound like me.

JOKE RUINED!

That said, I totally understand.

rzm61
September 11th, 2008, 12:38 PM
JOKE RUINED!


:icon_lol:
I also do moments, parties, and tons of other types of shin-digs.

Tactical Evil Dan
September 11th, 2008, 02:24 PM
:icon_lol:
I also do moments, parties, and tons of other types of shin-digs.

Lives?

Do you ruin lives?

:icon_twisted:

rzm61
September 11th, 2008, 02:25 PM
Lives?

Do you ruin lives?

:icon_twisted:


I'm sure I could. :icon_razz:

rmw
September 12th, 2008, 01:51 AM
Lives?

Do you ruin lives?

:icon_twisted:

Don't encourage him, Dan.

rzm61
September 12th, 2008, 03:36 AM
Don't encourage him, Dan.

Don't listen to her!

Encourage me! :icon_twisted:
You know you want to.

Tactical Evil Dan
September 12th, 2008, 05:03 AM
Don't encourage him, Dan.

Seems to me he doesn't need encouragement -- only a target! :icon_lol:

Tactical Evil Dan
September 12th, 2008, 05:03 AM
Don't listen to her!

Encourage me! :icon_twisted:
You know you want to.

Two words:

Captain Janks.

:icon_twisted:

The Good Reverend Roger
September 12th, 2008, 05:04 AM
Besides, what do the Swiss know? They're neutral!


That's just what the bastards WANT you to think!

rzm61
September 12th, 2008, 05:06 AM
Two words:

Captain Janks.

:icon_twisted:

Two words:

Over my head. :(

Edit:
http://www.angelfire.com/comics/captainjanks/

Is that of any importance?

HolySheepy
September 12th, 2008, 09:32 AM
a) It didnt ran the test, they only tried to send one ray through the tube to see if any problems occur, then they will start with collision energies that were already reached by previous particle accelerators. In a few weeks they will start the real thing

b) Nothing will happen, or we wouldnt talk now, since it happens all the time in the atmosphere, we just can't really catch the particles there :P

Tsar Phalanxia
September 12th, 2008, 10:38 AM
At least there were no beer bottles this time. ^_^

Tactical Evil Dan
September 12th, 2008, 03:21 PM
Two words:

Over my head. :(

Edit:
http://www.angelfire.com/comics/captainjanks/

Is that of any importance?

http://howardsternbits.com/tag/Captain%20Janks/

:D

rzm61
September 12th, 2008, 03:46 PM
http://howardsternbits.com/tag/Captain%20Janks/

:D

Thanks.
I'll have to check these when I get home.

Lynce
September 13th, 2008, 11:21 PM
Still it would solve some problems if France is blown away... We don't need to worry about the water level for a few more years in Holland :icon_razz:

Tsar Phalanxia
September 13th, 2008, 11:29 PM
Touché my friend. Touché.
I have nothing against the French, so maybe we should oick a country we all hate, like North Korea or something.

sudikics
September 13th, 2008, 11:33 PM
I don't hate them, but Canadia is silly, and everyone knows it.

Silly Canadians!

Lynce
September 13th, 2008, 11:37 PM
Touché my friend. Touché.
I have nothing against the French, so maybe we should oick a country we all hate, like North Korea or something.

Won't they notice if you put a 6 kilometres wide thing in their country?

Tsar Phalanxia
September 13th, 2008, 11:38 PM
The problem with Canada is that half of them speak French and the other half let them.

Dr Goofy Mofo
September 13th, 2008, 11:41 PM
The problem with Canada is that half of them speak French and the other half let them.

http://www.osamalovesobama.com/content/binary/ObamaSpeakEnglish.JPG

sudikics
September 14th, 2008, 12:04 AM
http://www.osamalovesobama.com/content/binary/ObamaSpeakEnglish.JPG
Fixed for Silly Canadians:
http://i34.tinypic.com/2emg7sp.jpg

Dr Goofy Mofo
September 20th, 2008, 07:02 PM
So the end of the world has been delayed

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4794531.ece

-۞-
September 20th, 2008, 07:10 PM
End of the world delayed.

How long before some dickhead starts claiming that someone 'up there' doesn't want us 'playing God'?

Fuckwitz.

Dr Goofy Mofo
September 20th, 2008, 07:12 PM
Well the said person would have to keep up with it and I doubt that.

Dolores
September 21st, 2008, 04:27 AM
Well that's a bummer.

rmw
September 22nd, 2008, 03:00 AM
Given the scale and complexity of the LHC, delays are inevitable. And it has nothing to do with god being an asshole and wanting to keep the mysteries of the universe all to himself. Besides, what's a few months in eternity?;)

Dr Goofy Mofo
October 6th, 2008, 04:03 AM
BUMP
Don't stick head in particle acclerator (http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/05/the-man-who-stuck-his-head-inside-a-particle-accelerator/)

Tsar Phalanxia
October 6th, 2008, 09:08 AM
Yeah, I saw that. The guy's lucky to even be walking.

Booty
October 8th, 2008, 10:31 AM
BUMP
Don't stick head in particle acclerator (http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/05/the-man-who-stuck-his-head-inside-a-particle-accelerator/)
Hey! According to that article it is like a major anti-aging cream! We could make a fortune! ;)

-۞-
October 8th, 2008, 11:09 PM
Given the scale and complexity of the LHC, delays are inevitable. And it has nothing to do with god being an asshole and wanting to keep the mysteries of the universe all to himself. Besides, what's a few months in eternity?;)

That's what you said in the last 15 resets. Can you think up another comment?
This is getting boring.

The Good Reverend Roger
October 9th, 2008, 04:35 AM
Hey! According to that article it is like a major anti-aging cream! We could make a fortune! ;)


I want to stick my peter in it.

TGRR,
Anything for a cheap thrill. :icon_cool:

Loki
October 10th, 2008, 02:37 AM
I want to stick my peter in it.

TGRR,
Anything for a cheap thrill. :icon_cool:


Do you think they'd notice?

:D

The Good Reverend Roger
October 10th, 2008, 03:36 AM
Do you think they'd notice?

:D

In a particle accelerator?

Probably not.

The question is, would I?

Daruko
October 10th, 2008, 02:14 PM
I want to stick my peter in it.

TGRR,
Anything for a cheap thrill. :icon_cool:

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/darukomakaruto/roglol.gif

Loki
October 10th, 2008, 06:10 PM
In a particle accelerator?

Probably not.

The question is, would I?

I would! That Bigg's Hoson is a sexy minx. Whatever it is.

rmw
October 11th, 2008, 02:04 AM
That's what you said in the last 15 resets. Can you think up another comment?
This is getting boring.

Hey! Do you want good science or do you want science that looks like Loki got ahold of it? ;)

Loki
October 11th, 2008, 02:52 AM
Hey! Do you want good science or do you want science that looks like Loki got ahold of it? ;)

I'm calling in the Lawyers!

Help! Some lass from the Colonies is taking the piss out of me! No!

rmw
October 11th, 2008, 03:20 PM
The colonies? Are you familiar with how that particular war turned out?

Loki
October 11th, 2008, 04:01 PM
The colonies? Are you familiar with how that particular war turned out?

Yuppers! We won and you pissed off. We've been trying to get that message over to the Aussies for years now :D

And you'd never have made it without the help of the French.

I bet that sticks in your throat :icon_razz:

The Good Reverend Roger
October 11th, 2008, 04:48 PM
The colonies? Are you familiar with how that particular war turned out?

*looks around*

America lost.

rmw
October 11th, 2008, 05:00 PM
Yuppers! We won and you pissed off. We've been trying to get that message over to the Aussies for years now :D

And you'd never have made it without the help of the French.

I bet that sticks in your throat :icon_razz:

You have no idea.

narasha
December 10th, 2008, 10:33 PM
This reguards to the first post made about the flux compacitor.

The flux compacitor that they were thinking to make a small black hole the size of tip of a ball point pin. Then infact that it would not cause damage to earth. It would just cause damage about a 5 meter radius if you research it with the all mighty google! But you see when they tried to get it to turn on.... it used so much energy that it just didnt work and it caused itself to break.

Al Farabi
December 10th, 2008, 11:40 PM
Uh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flux_capacitor#Flux_capacitor

How did they manage the Flux Dispersal? I hear DeLorian's work well...

narasha
December 11th, 2008, 05:36 AM
I dont know, you got me there mate :) Ill have to do some more searching on it. Ill get back to you when I get more information =O

tagnostic
December 11th, 2008, 06:21 PM
Uh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flux_capacitor#Flux_capacitor

How did they manage the Flux Dispersal? I hear DeLorian's work well...

the DeLorean Snowmobile?
with razor clean lines
and a mirror like finish
you buy it buy weight
leases not available

Loki
December 12th, 2008, 09:55 PM
the DeLorean Snowmobile?
with razor clean lines
and a mirror like finish
you buy it buy weight
leases not available

He cut his losses in the end :D

tagnostic
December 13th, 2008, 07:22 PM
we never did get a blow by blow
account of that little adventure...

Loki
December 15th, 2008, 06:33 PM
It snow joke either!

(ok, ok :D I'm hitting rock bottom with that one)

tagnostic
December 15th, 2008, 06:35 PM
keep a sniff
upper lip ?

(now thats rock bottom)

rzm61
December 15th, 2008, 06:53 PM
(ok, ok :D I'm hitting rock bottom with that one)

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

Loki
December 15th, 2008, 07:28 PM
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

Quite so! :D

Tag: - You win. That blew me away...

"keep a sniff
upper lip ?"

...numb upper gum?

rzm61
December 15th, 2008, 08:01 PM
Quite so! :D


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You got the reference, right?