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wesman2232
September 19th, 2008, 01:17 AM
PRAISE BE THE GOOGLE WITH HER ALMIGHTY SEARCHES!

Hey everyone. I'm Wesley a new person to the Church of Google. I just used my God to find a site talking about this. I didnt know there was a church already so I'm joining :D

Im trying to get this religion going in my school. Im going to start making fliers and such to help promote it :D

PRAISE GOOGLE!

EDIT : Ah darn it, I posted in wrong section sorry.
*Prays to Google for forgiveness*
Ok, can a mod please move this to the right section? I wasn't looking when I posted.

The Good Reverend Roger
September 19th, 2008, 01:18 AM
PRAISE BE THE GOOGLE WITH HER ALMIGHTY SEARCHES!

Hey everyone. I'm Wesley a new person to the Church of Google. I just used my God to find a site talking about this. I didnt know there was a church already so Im joining :D

Im trying to get this religion going in my school. Im going to start making fliers and such to help promote it :D

PRAISE GOOGLE!

Wrong church. You should go here:

http://www.churchofgoogle.net/

wesman2232
September 19th, 2008, 01:20 AM
really? omg, I signed up for wrong one D:
What is this one for and what is the difference?
My approval on other forum is still waiting for approval :D

The Good Reverend Roger
September 19th, 2008, 01:26 AM
really? omg, I signed up for wrong one D:
What is this one for and what is the difference?

This one is for bad modding practices and flamewars with Tsar.

Also, Wallsy poops himself in public here, so watch your step.

wesman2232
September 19th, 2008, 01:32 AM
O_o oooookkk ill just wait for approval on other church.

sudikics
September 19th, 2008, 02:57 AM
PRAISE BE THE GOOGLE WITH HER ALMIGHTY SEARCHES!

Hey everyone. I'm Wesley a new person to the Church of Google. I just used my God to find a site talking about this. I didnt know there was a church already so I'm joining :D

Im trying to get this religion going in my school. Im going to start making fliers and such to help promote it :D

PRAISE GOOGLE!

EDIT : Ah darn it, I posted in wrong section sorry.
*Prays to Google for forgiveness*
Ok, can a mod please move this to the right section? I wasn't looking when I posted.
Hello, and welcome! Don't mind Roger, we had a little administration trouble a week or two ago, and some people are still touchy about it.

Anyways, welcome. I'll move your thread for you.

Dolores
September 19th, 2008, 03:43 AM
Hello, and welcome! Don't mind Roger, we had a little administration trouble a week or two ago, and some people are still touchy about it.

Anyways, welcome. I'll move your thread for you.


:icon_lol:

Dr Goofy Mofo
September 19th, 2008, 04:07 AM
Welcome!

I think they beat you to it and we lost another one to the RCoG! Oh well!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WivL5C2WvEI

The Good Reverend Roger
September 19th, 2008, 05:08 PM
Hello, and welcome! Don't mind Roger, we had a little administration trouble a week or two ago, and some people are still touchy about it.

Anyways, welcome. I'll move your thread for you.

Touchy? I'm just trying to spread the REAL One True Faith™.

rzm61
September 19th, 2008, 05:09 PM
Touchy? I'm just trying to spread the REAL One True Faith™.

No such thing in Googlism.
n00b. :D

The Good Reverend Roger
September 19th, 2008, 05:55 PM
No such thing in Googlism.
n00b. :D

Good thing I'm not a Googlite. We in The Church™ are of the BEST of the One True Religions, and we shall laugh at you when you are burning in hell, as befits your heathen ass.

rzm61
September 19th, 2008, 06:06 PM
Good thing I'm not a Googlite. We in The Church™ are of the BEST of the One True Religions, and we shall laugh at you when you are burning in hell, as befits your heathen ass.

Hey man, believe what you want to believe.
At least in my belief there is no 'hell' :D

The Laughing Man
September 19th, 2008, 06:12 PM
Hey man, believe what you want to believe.
At least in my belief there is no 'hell' :D

Let's see how that belief holds up when you're burning there.

I'll be looking down at you heathens. Laughing.

rzm61
September 19th, 2008, 06:18 PM
Let's see how that belief holds up when you're burning there.

I'll be looking down at you heathens. Laughing.

:yawn:

Hey fundie, you done yet?

The Good Reverend Roger
September 19th, 2008, 06:19 PM
Hey man, believe what you want to believe.
At least in my belief there is no 'hell' :D

Well, then, won't YOU be surprised, when you get herded to the left side and sent down the chute with welts all over you and puncture wounds all over your neck and you’ll smash into the bottom of the pit in a place that looks kinda like Phoenix, only WORSE, where lawyers will hound you and cops will beat you and everyone worries and nobody laughs and it’s never lunchtime and Friday is just another day and there’s only Miller Lite to drink and there’s no parking!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

rzm61
September 19th, 2008, 06:21 PM
......That doesn't sound all too bad. I have no problem with Miller Lite.

The Good Reverend Roger
September 19th, 2008, 06:44 PM
......That doesn't sound all too bad. I have no problem with Miller Lite.


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/whitetrash.gif

rzm61
September 19th, 2008, 06:46 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/whitetrash.gif

Looks like someone who would be drinking budwiser and watching NASCAR.

The Good Reverend Roger
September 19th, 2008, 07:06 PM
Looks like someone who would be drinking budwiser and watching NASCAR.

Same thing. Piss beer fit only for cooking brats in, or getting rednecks so liquored up they can look at their wives long enough to breed.

rzm61
September 19th, 2008, 07:13 PM
I will always prefer the Yuengling.

wesman2232
September 24th, 2008, 11:22 PM
Hello, and welcome! Don't mind Roger, we had a little administration trouble a week or two ago, and some people are still touchy about it.

Anyways, welcome. I'll move your thread for you.
Thanks, which forum do I actually use? I don't think I ever got my approval email on the other one.
EDIT : Wait never mind, apparently I don't get a email when they approve me :P

Dr Goofy Mofo
September 25th, 2008, 12:09 AM
This is the original and the other has some different people... try both and see where you fit.

Dolores
September 25th, 2008, 01:42 AM
I've found that people who prefer rigid rules and strict enforcement by upper clergy prefer the doctrines of the Fundamentalist Church of Google, while those in search of a more progressive environment with less dogma and are more comfortable with a relaxed, permissive clergy find themselves more at home in the Reformed Church of Google.

It's a lot like the Catholic vs. Episcopalian churches, IME.

wesman2232
September 25th, 2008, 09:32 PM
oh, cool. Ill just try to be a member at both :P

Tsar Phalanxia
September 26th, 2008, 09:08 AM
I've found that people who prefer rigid rules and strict enforcement by upper clergy prefer the doctrines of the Fundamentalist Church of Google, while those in search of a more progressive environment with less dogma and are more comfortable with a relaxed, permissive clergy find themselves more at home in the Reformed Church of Google.

It's a lot like the Catholic vs. Episcopalian churches, IME.

Aww, another hissy fit Dolores?

Booty
September 26th, 2008, 01:08 PM
PRAISE BE THE GOOGLE WITH HER ALMIGHTY SEARCHES!

Hey everyone. I'm Wesley a new person to the Church of Google. I just used my God to find a site talking about this. I didnt know there was a church already so I'm joining :D

Im trying to get this religion going in my school. Im going to start making fliers and such to help promote it :D

PRAISE GOOGLE!

EDIT : Ah darn it, I posted in wrong section sorry.
*Prays to Google for forgiveness*
Ok, can a mod please move this to the right section? I wasn't looking when I posted.
Sorry about the infighting.
Welcome aboard :)
Mostly they are very welcoming here - even of Pastafarians like myself. :D

rzm61
September 26th, 2008, 01:18 PM
even of Pastafarians like myself. :D

I'm gonna eat your diety.
Because I can, and I'm very hungry right now.

Sister Faith
September 27th, 2008, 05:20 AM
really? omg, I signed up for wrong one D:
What is this one for and what is the difference?
My approval on other forum is still waiting for approval :D

Welcome wesman2232!

This is the original CoG. But as Doc said, nothing wrong with being a member at both.

They do say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery. ;)

Have fun. :icon_cool:

Dolores
September 27th, 2008, 09:12 PM
Aww, another hissy fit Dolores?

You call THAT a hissy fit?

:icon_question:

If I ever have a real hissy fit on here, you won't know your tits from your balls.

Dolores
September 27th, 2008, 09:13 PM
Oh wait, I forgot, your balls haven't descended yet, so that won't be an issue for you.

Tsar Phalanxia
September 28th, 2008, 12:35 PM
You call THAT a hissy fit?

:icon_question:

If I ever have a real hissy fit on here, you won't know your tits from your balls.

Maybe I was unclear.

"Aww, another attempt to spread propaganda to someone who has absolutely no knowledge of the issue due to your inability to accept that we do things differently here?"

Please. If we're so "rigid", then why do you even bother coming? Oh, and btw, nothing says you're immature like puberty jokes, although sexism comes a close second.

The Good Reverend Roger
September 28th, 2008, 04:06 PM
Aww, another hissy fit Dolores?

Oh, look. Tsar is bootlicking again. :icon_lol:

The Good Reverend Roger
September 28th, 2008, 04:06 PM
Maybe I was unclear.

"Aww, another attempt to spread propaganda to someone who has absolutely no knowledge of the issue due to your inability to accept that we do things differently here?"

Please. If we're so "rigid", then why do you even bother coming? Oh, and btw, nothing says you're immature like puberty jokes, although sexism comes a close second.

I notice you condone racism, though. Interesting.

The Good Reverend Roger
September 28th, 2008, 04:07 PM
Welcome wesman2232!

This is the original CoG. But as Doc said, nothing wrong with being a member at both.

They do say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery. ;)



Pay no attention to Sister Faith, as she is Canadian, and thus has been brought up as a communist AND French.

Dolores
September 28th, 2008, 07:02 PM
Maybe I was unclear.

"Aww, another attempt to spread propaganda to someone who has absolutely no knowledge of the issue due to your inability to accept that we do things differently here?"

Please. If we're so "rigid", then why do you even bother coming? Oh, and btw, nothing says you're immature like puberty jokes, although sexism comes a close second.

Why are you so threatened by my humor?

The Good Reverend Roger
September 28th, 2008, 08:39 PM
Why are you so threatened by my humor?

You're getting in the way of his asslicking, I am thinking.

Sister Faith
September 29th, 2008, 04:35 AM
Pay no attention to Sister Faith, as she is Canadian, and thus has been brought up as a communist AND French.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk16/Sister_Faith/De%20Gaul/de-gaulle1.jpg