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newspecies
September 26th, 2008, 05:04 AM
Did/will Google come out with a Bible of it's own? I think we should go to the Creators themselves and tell them that's what we want! Who's with me?

Tsar Phalanxia
September 26th, 2008, 09:06 AM
"Dear Mr Schmidt:
We, the Church of Google are an organistaion who believes that your product is the closest thing to a God that can actually be proven to exist. We would like you to create a Google Bible for us, so we can be more like Christianity then any of the other religions.
Yours Sincerely
CoG
P.S. We're sorry if we cause some controversy
P.P.S Pretty please?"

Sorry if that sounded a bit harsh, but if we sent a letter to them, that's what we'd get.

sudikics
September 27th, 2008, 01:30 PM
I've sent them a few letters. I recieved no reply.

I also visited the Googleplex, and they escorted me off.

Wow, do I sound like a fanatic or what? :D

Dolores
September 27th, 2008, 08:46 PM
You're barking up the wrong tree. The Bible is the result of direct communication with God itself, not God's handlers. If you want a Google Bible, you have to take the Word of Google and write it down.