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RiotFish
October 16th, 2008, 10:46 PM
Earlier today, a friend showed me this website. I was amazed. All this time I've spent in nonbelief, when the divine was right in front of my face! Now I'll never look back. I've always been a Googlist, I suppose, but never before did I realize the extent!

I'm Thomas. I'm 17, and from the US. Texas, to be exact.

I like broccoli, video games, and punk rock.

Oh, and world peace. =D

rzm61
October 16th, 2008, 10:49 PM
Hey there RiotFish/Thomas!

Welcome to the CoG.
Enjoy your stay while you're year.

RiotFish
October 16th, 2008, 10:51 PM
Hey there RiotFish/Thomas!

Welcome to the CoG.
Enjoy your stay while you're year.

Thanks! =D

Dr Goofy Mofo
October 16th, 2008, 10:51 PM
Welcome the the CoG and remember to try out at you local Beauty contest!

rzm61
October 16th, 2008, 11:00 PM
Thanks! =D

You're welcome! :D

RiotFish
October 16th, 2008, 11:01 PM
Welcome the the CoG and remember to try out at you local Beauty contest!

I shall, and your signature is awesome. =D

Dr Goofy Mofo
October 16th, 2008, 11:12 PM
Why thank you!

Tsar Phalanxia
October 17th, 2008, 10:58 AM
I like broccoli,

Me too. You can be my Broccoli serf.

sudikics
October 17th, 2008, 09:27 PM
Me too. You can be my Broccoli serf.
I personally dislike the hybrids. I prefer the more pure cauliflower, especially roasted and mixed into a side of baked ziti.

Sister Faith
October 18th, 2008, 05:57 AM
You can be my Broccoli serf.

Coming from the Tsar, this is indeed an honor, Riotfish. He's made the rest of us his lowly potato serfs. :icon_cry:

Welcome and have fun. :icon_cool:

RiotFish
October 19th, 2008, 12:32 AM
Fuck yeah serfdom!

And thanks, sister. =D

Tsar Phalanxia
October 19th, 2008, 05:51 PM
Fuck yeah serfdom!


I like that attitude. A happy serf is a productive serf. Contrapositively, an unproductive Serf is a dead serf.
Seriously though, I'm not like that all the time. It's just a thing I've got going with newbies ;)

rzm61
October 19th, 2008, 05:55 PM
I like that attitude. A happy serf is a productive serf. Conversely, an unproductive Serf is a dead serf.



I'm still alive.

Tsar Phalanxia
October 19th, 2008, 06:27 PM
Of course not, you're very productive.

rzm61
October 19th, 2008, 06:31 PM
you're very productive.

:icon_lol:
You still watching the tapes from the old switch-er-oo?

Tsar Phalanxia
October 19th, 2008, 06:37 PM
Well yeah, but my distinct lack of Oprichniki means I can't kill you. Anyone wanna join the forerunner to the KGB?

rzm61
October 19th, 2008, 06:56 PM
the KGB

Such a good band.

sudikics
October 19th, 2008, 09:15 PM
A happy serf is a productive serf. Conversely, an unproductive Serf is a dead serf.
Er, that's not a converse.

Converses:
p --> q
q --> p

Let h represent a happy serf, p represent a productive serf, and assume that a dead serf is an unhappy serf.

First statement: If you are a happy serf, then you are a productive serf.
h --> p

Second statement: If you are an unproductive serf, then you are an unhappy serf.

~p --> ~h

These statements are contrapositives, not converses. The converse of the first statement is:
If you are a productive serf, then you are a happy serf.

While this may be true, it is what you said.

Sincerely,

Emelyan Pugachev :icon_twisted:

(See you in 1773, bitch.)

Tsar Phalanxia
October 19th, 2008, 10:15 PM
GAH! Revolting Cossacks! I'll hunt you down all nightmare long motherfucker! I won't have anyone try to liberate my serfs, especially someone who looks like my husband!

sudikics
October 19th, 2008, 10:24 PM
GAH! Revolting Cossacks! I'll hunt you down all nightmare long motherfucker! I won't have anyone try to liberate my serfs, especially someone who looks like my husband!
You're worse than Ivan the Terrible and Peter the III put together!

Tsar Phalanxia
October 19th, 2008, 10:26 PM
Technically, it should be Ivan the Awesome. You're also the spit of Peter the II, apparently. Alex the III is one you gotta watch out for though.

sudikics
October 19th, 2008, 10:31 PM
Вива-ла-революция!

Tsar Phalanxia
October 19th, 2008, 11:00 PM
Nice mix of French and Russian ;) I can read Cyrillic you know.

sudikics
October 19th, 2008, 11:15 PM
Nice mix of French and Russian ;) I can read Cyrillic you know.
Well, Peter I was infatuated with Western society, if only to strengthen the Motherland.

tagnostic
October 20th, 2008, 03:06 AM
Well, Peter I was infatuated with Western society, if only to strengthen the Motherland.

western society?

where the
women are strong
the men are armed
and the
sheep are scared

RiotFish
October 20th, 2008, 04:23 AM
You're worse than Ivan the Terrible and Peter the III put together!
That's pretty fucking bad.

Tsar Phalanxia
October 20th, 2008, 03:57 PM
Well, Peter I was infatuated with Western society, if only to strengthen the Motherland.

Yeah. All those rotting teeth and beards gave Russia a bad image.

tagnostic
October 20th, 2008, 06:12 PM
Yeah. All those rotting teeth and beards gave Russia a bad image.

rotting beards
and
hairy teeth?

bad visual man.