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tagnostic
November 24th, 2008, 03:06 PM
on the first day of Google,
my
IP gave to me
more bandwidth

rzm61
November 24th, 2008, 03:14 PM
Really?

Come one, Novemeber isn't even over yet...let alone Thanksgiving has yet to pass. Can we wait at least till December for the christmas parody shit?

tagnostic
November 24th, 2008, 03:21 PM
your just
pissy
cuz your
at work
:icon_razz:

rzm61
November 24th, 2008, 03:23 PM
No, I just hate christmas music. :\

Tsar Phalanxia
November 24th, 2008, 04:01 PM
No, I just hate christmas music. :\

Ditto.
FIVE GOLD SERVERS.

rzm61
November 24th, 2008, 04:41 PM
Ditto.
FIVE GOLD SERVERS.

Do you guys have to deal with Chrismas music for two months straight, starting in Novemeber?

Tsar Phalanxia
November 24th, 2008, 05:24 PM
We used to, but thanks to the recession, companies are spending less on advertising, and Christmas jingles :icon_cool:

rzm61
November 24th, 2008, 05:29 PM
Lucky.

Every year, starting a month early and lasting till sometime in January they play christmas music non stop.

tagnostic
November 24th, 2008, 07:18 PM
Merry Crassmus?

Loki
November 24th, 2008, 07:52 PM
Ah Christmas...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMTF5fLA6o

Oh yeah - possibly not safe for work. It says fuck a lot.

sailor
November 25th, 2008, 04:28 AM
Lucky.

Every year, starting a month early and lasting till sometime in January they play christmas music non stop.

Why not suggest to them that it's invading your personal listening space (public domain) with a religious belief system, thereby violating secularity of the workplace...if such a thing even exists still.

Right to be free of persecution of the aural cavities while working. :icon_lol:
At any rate, they are being biased and could include non-religious tunes for those abstaining from the Christmas season due to conflicting philosophical beliefs.

tagnostic
November 25th, 2008, 11:07 AM
or you could herd
imaginary cats

rzm61
November 25th, 2008, 01:49 PM
Why not suggest to them that it's invading your personal listening space (public domain) with a religious belief system, thereby violating secularity of the workplace...if such a thing even exists still.

Right to be free of persecution of the aural cavities while working. :icon_lol:
At any rate, they are being biased and could include non-religious tunes for those abstaining from the Christmas season due to conflicting philosophical beliefs.

I'd rather start a petition for atheistmas. Sit around the trilobite fossil and read The God Delusion and Origin of Species. Reflect on what we read, then have our atheistmas feast, wich is a buffet of babies cooked in all types of delicious ways.

sailor
November 26th, 2008, 09:20 AM
I'd rather start a petition for atheistmas. Sit around the trilobite fossil and read The God Delusion and Origin of Species. Reflect on what we read, then have our atheistmas feast, wich is a buffet of babies cooked in all types of delicious ways.

...throw sponge darts at the nude Virgin Mary paper-doll collection...

gather round the flaming gay Jesus shish-ka-bob barbeque...

Yah, I know your type.

rzm61
November 26th, 2008, 01:15 PM
...throw sponge darts at the nude Virgin Mary paper-doll collection...

gather round the flaming gay Jesus shish-ka-bob barbeque...

Yah, I know your type.

Umm no, you're ruining atheistmas.

sailor
November 26th, 2008, 01:57 PM
Umm no, you're ruining atheistmas.

http://unholidaycards.com/darwin.html

It's the best I could do, given the hour.

rzm61
November 26th, 2008, 02:36 PM
http://unholidaycards.com/darwin.html

It's the best I could do, given the hour.

Site's blocked here.

sailor
November 26th, 2008, 02:55 PM
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/darwin-front-pre.png
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/darwin-inside-pre.png

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/SC11.gif

Tsar Phalanxia
November 26th, 2008, 07:24 PM
OH DEAR GOD! YOU USE THOSE GOD-DAMN SMILEYZ!
http://theslackerz.com/Comics/087.jpg

sailor
November 27th, 2008, 11:46 AM
So, anyway, I certainly hope that
I won't ruin your 'Me'mas.

I want to celebrate at least "I've Had a Good Year" Night...
and if that works, well, why not throw in
"This Year is Going to Be Even Better for Me," Day...
at the "Ring in My New Year with Me" Parties.

And yes, I mostly lurve smileys, too, gosh.

Especially, if they're yellow and resemble, you know, Me...

Meghan


http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm160/ispeak4thetrees/santa_smiley.gif

Sister Faith
November 29th, 2008, 08:55 AM
Around here the xmas ads and muzak started the Monday after halloween. :icon_evil:

http://www.wonderchristmas.com/funny_pictures/christmas_funny_pictures_09.jpg

rmw
November 29th, 2008, 04:33 PM
Is that Nancy Reagan?!

tagnostic
November 29th, 2008, 04:35 PM
Is that Nancy Reagan?!

I don't think she's black
or has a mohawk but it
would explain the collapse
or russia,
if that's your wife
you are dangerous

rmw
November 29th, 2008, 05:15 PM
I don't think she's black
or has a mohawk but it
would explain the collapse
or russia,
if that's your wife
you are dangerous

"I pity da foo'!"

Tsar Phalanxia
November 29th, 2008, 05:30 PM
"I pity da foo'!"

"That marries Ronny Reagan!"

rmw
November 29th, 2008, 05:47 PM
"That marries Ronny Reagan!"

Or worse...George W.

tagnostic
November 29th, 2008, 09:13 PM
how do you end up a politicians spouse anyway?

"Honey, my lifes ambition is to tell other people how to live,
while I do what ever I want, I'll make them pay me to do it.
I'll criminalize everything fun, from booze to sex, but i'll
ignore the laws i've made, and the best part is, all you
have to do is stand by me in photo ops when i'm caught.
I can pretend I'm important, cheat on you, be convicted
get pardoned by someone in the same line of work, write
my memoirs still be on the gov't payroll, and speak at
university's for insane amounts of money.
would you care to
share this life with me?"

Tsar Phalanxia
November 29th, 2008, 09:15 PM
The last four words are key.

sailor
November 29th, 2008, 11:29 PM
Around here the xmas ads and muzak started the Monday after halloween. :icon_evil:

http://www.wonderchristmas.com/funny_pictures/christmas_funny_pictures_09.jpg

What on earth was she thinking here! I wonder why she couldn't 'just say no?'

Oops, caught...snap!

Sister Faith
November 30th, 2008, 12:39 AM
What on earth was she thinking here!

She was probably thinking that sitting in Mr. T's lap is a hell of a lot more fun than sitting in Ronnie's. :icon_twisted:

I wonder why she couldn't 'just say no?'

Looks like Mr. T is saying no. She looks like she's whispering her phone # in his ear! :icon_lol:

rmw
November 30th, 2008, 12:47 AM
It looks she's trying to give him a lap-dance.

tagnostic
November 30th, 2008, 12:49 AM
the laplanders
will declare war

Sister Faith
November 30th, 2008, 01:06 AM
:icon_lol::icon_lol:

It looks she's trying to give him a lap-dance.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/captinflowers/SlowDancing.png

bigSteve
December 28th, 2008, 11:55 AM
Merry Crassmus?

Crassmus? :D :D :D

Daruko
December 29th, 2008, 08:19 PM
And where the hell did this "merry" christmas thing come from anyway? It was always "happy christmas", and then someone got carried away with the merriment concept and - VIOLA! Now Americans, for the most part, say "Merry Christmas".

Of course, personally, I think it makes more sense to call it "Yule", and say "Happy Yule", because a)before the whole julian calender fiasco, that's what people celebrated b)the christians steal too many holidays and c)why would I celebrate the birth of christ? I mean, I'm sure he was a great guy and all, but there are at least 6 or 7 billion birthdays that make a little more sense to celebrate; seeing as how, you know... the ppl are ALIVE and all.

Then again, if I start saying "Happy Yule", it won't take long for the, "Oh, are you wiccan" questions to start. Ughhhhh.

EDIT: Wiccans - the only relgious ppl more asinine than Christians. Okay, I'm leaving out Muslims, but that's just a safety protocol, all right? :icon_lol:

rmw
December 29th, 2008, 08:47 PM
Wiccans - the only relgious ppl more asinine than Christians. Okay, I'm leaving out Muslims, but that's just a safety protocol, all right? :icon_lol:

Oh, c'mon Daruko. You know Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance and brotherhood. Just ask the suicide-bombers in Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc.

Daruko
December 29th, 2008, 09:04 PM
Well... think about it... which is more peaceful: An uninhabited crater or large geographical area filled with primates all throwing crap at each other? And that's why I blew up Megaton. :D

rmw
December 29th, 2008, 09:14 PM
Well... think about it... which is more peaceful: An uninhabited crater or large geographical area filled with primates all throwing crap at each other? And that's why I blew up Megaton. :D

Exactly. The "martyrs" are just carrying out their religion's tenets to their logical conclusion. ;)

Daruko
December 29th, 2008, 09:30 PM
Now would be an appropriate tiem for someone to start taking us RLY SRSLY. :D

rmw
December 29th, 2008, 09:35 PM
Well, the suicide-bombers and what-not have the right idea: get rid of the people, then you have peace. But face it, one vest with dynamite is a highly inefficient way of achieving said goal of peace. Personally, I think the US should step in--after all, we want peace in the Middle East as much as the next guy--and nuke the entire region, thus achieving the holy warriors' dream of peace in a much efficient and effective matter. ;)

Tsar Phalanxia
December 29th, 2008, 11:14 PM
Well... think about it... which is more peaceful: An uninhabited crater or large geographical area filled with primates all throwing crap at each other? And that's why I blew up Megaton. :D

Win for Fallout reference.

The problem with Islam is that it's scriptures can be interpreted either to promote peace or war. So neither of them are wrong, at least, theologically.
Oh, and you missed out Scientology ;)

tagnostic
December 29th, 2008, 11:21 PM
i'm waiting
for s7s to
find herself
in voodoo:icon_eek:

Xoxo
December 30th, 2008, 09:37 PM
Christmas is the season of joy, santa and most of the yearly suicides

tagnostic
December 30th, 2008, 09:41 PM
Christmas is the season of joy, santa and most of the yearly suicides

actually
thats just
the muslims

Xoxo
December 30th, 2008, 09:48 PM
Seriousely, its not just them, i guess you can pray and see for yourself :) People in this season that are alone feel left out and start shooting family memebers that forgot to drop by and then shoot themselves, jump off belltowers and eat pills.

I fancy self combustion

sailor
January 1st, 2009, 06:28 AM
She was probably thinking that sitting in Mr. T's lap is a hell of a lot more fun than sitting in Ronnie's. :icon_twisted:

Looks like Mr. T is saying no. She looks like she's whispering her phone # in his ear! :icon_lol:

Ah, republican sex...just say no thanks. :icon_twisted:

primates all throwing crap at each other? I blew up Megaton. :D

Didn't... I would've noticed something like that. :icon_rolleyes:

i'm waiting
for s7s to
find herself
in voodoo:icon_eek:

I've yet to paint my image in chicken blood it's true. Maybe that IS next, Tag. Thanks for the hot idea!

Seriousely, its not just them, i guess you can pray and see for yourself :) People in this season that are alone feel left out and start shooting family memebers that forgot to drop by and then shoot themselves, jump off belltowers and eat pills.

I fancy self combustion

Did you check out the Santa Man Carnage on Xmas here in Cali? Manson fans take heart...the spirit of Jesusland is alive and well right here in the Inland Empire!

Tsar Phalanxia
January 1st, 2009, 12:37 PM
@Xoxo
S7S (Or SS for short) is nuts. Don't expect to understand anything she says. Apparently, it's "art", but why she chose the CoG and not anywhere else beats me.

sailor
January 4th, 2009, 01:58 AM
@Xoxo
S7S (Or SS for short) is nuts. Don't expect to understand anything she says. Apparently, it's "art", but why she chose the CoG and not anywhere else beats me.

:icon_lol:

Tsar Phalanxia
January 4th, 2009, 11:47 AM
...:\