[Dementis]

I am proud to be a member of this fantastic religion. My name is Justin and I am a "geek". However, I am one of those that bears that title with a smile! I used to play sports and was fairly good at them. I decided to drop this pursuit in interest of far more important goals: using linux for all that i can (I am sorry to say that i need to use Micro$oft products for some things in relation to school) and learning all the miscellaneous stuff i wished. This includes, but is not limited to: lock picking, battery hacks, and finding the combination to locks. I love askaninja, Strong Bad emails, Left 4 Dead, Kingdom of Loathing, and many other internet wonders. Any questions? Feel free to ask! (No I do not have any free weed... sorry guys)

[rmw]

(No I do not have any free weed... sorry guys)

Well, what good are you then? j/k ;) Welcome to the CoG.

[Dementis]

I realize that my lack of free weed is a major disappointment. So i will make up for it with this drawing of a spider! (surely somebody will get this reference)



http://mos.techradar.com//classifications/bags-and-cases/images/spider2-218-85.jpg

[Kabel]

I've seen that spider somewhere..
Can't remember where though.

Anyway, welcome to CoG.

[rzm61]

I realize that my lack of free weed is a major disappointment. So i will make up for it with this drawing of a spider! (surely somebody will get this reference)



http://mos.techradar.com//classifications/bags-and-cases/images/spider2-218-85.jpg

http://bbs.311.com/forums/images/dark_vb/smilies/clap.gif


FUCK YES!
Have a big warm welcome to the CoG!
I do hope you plan on sticking around. :D


Edit:
Also I'll see past the whole weed thing this time. But next time, bring some!

[rmw]

Ah, yes the spider of payment. We're familiar with said arachnid. You are forgiven for the lack of weed. :D

[djura]

My name is Justin and I am a "geek".

Those stereotypes work for you? Nice to meet you btw!

I used to play sports and was fairly good at them. I decided to drop this pursuit in interest of far more important goals

It's called evolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution). Homo Erectus used to chaise breakfast around the savanna long after Homo Sapiens figured it's easier to use a spear. Guess who got to live longer :icon_exclaim:

Geeks rule!

P.S.
Do bring some weed next time, smoking that spider didn't quite work as good:)

[Dementis]

*GASP* YOU SMOKED MY SPIDER!?!? erm... sorry for yelling there. That spider was of great importance. It was priced at $233.95 BEFORE adding the eighth leg! I'm sure you can imagine that its worth is much higher when you take into account fixing this obvious artistic flaw! I must say that I am taken back by the rudeness of smoking the digitalized spider without asking permission first :(. However, since I DID lack free weed, I will let it slip this once.

[tagnostic]

boris the spider (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpz2OYf1QU)

[Tsar Phalanxia]

That spider is missing 6 eyes. I want free pot in compensation.

[Dementis]

That spider is missing 6 eyes. I want a free post in compensation.

Well, here is your free post! (hurray for quote manipulation!):icon_razz:

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

I want freeshly squeezed lemonaid enstead of weed.

Oh and welcome!

[Dementis]

Unfortunately, I am not a master in the culinary arts. This "Lemonaid" that you speak of is far beyond my level of chefery (oh yes, thats right, chefery). So I am afraid that I will be unable to make you your "Lemonaid".

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

You can't squeeze a lemon and add sugar?

[Dementis]

Far too complicated. For if I am to make something, it must be made with perfection. When we start bringing acids into the mixture and needing to neutralize/disguise that taste... well, it is far beyond the reaches of common knowledge! :icon_rolleyes:

[djura]

I want freeshly squeezed lemonaid enstead of weed.
Oh and welcome!

You woos!:icon_mad:

[tagnostic]

Far too complicated. For if I am to make something, it must be made with perfection. When we start bringing acids into the mixture and needing to neutralize/disguise that taste... well, it is far beyond the reaches of common knowledge! :icon_rolleyes:

and you left out the booze
how can you serve a citric
acid based beverage with
out any grain alcohol??
its uncivilized:icon_evil:

[Dementis]

This is very true, unfortunately the only alcohol I have at my disposal at the moment is some cheap, ass flavored vodka.

[tagnostic]

i've got 3 mickeys 40's
1/2 a bottle of bombay sapphire
and some slivovitz that just magically appeared

[Dementis]

slivovitz burns so good...

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

You woos!:icon_mad:

Boy you better recognize! I get high on life most people get high to think and experience things I do everyday. I understand the need for it but I not needing it, I special or nuts... IDK which.

[Dementis]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say BOTH.:icon_razz:

[Chritter]

Welcome to the CoG Dementis! I know I am like... 3 days late on this or something, but I wanted to put that in there while I was surfing around :)

I see you have already endeared yourself to the community, which is good! Though, I think the lesson learned here is..

..Don't forget the weed!

[Daruko]

(No I do not have any free weed... sorry guys)

The others might have gone easy on you, but NOT ME! You've made an enemy for life, and don't you forget it :icon_exclaim:

Note: forum "enemy for life" threats are lulzy.

[Dementis]

Thanks Daruko and Chritter! Once again, I apologize for the lack of weed :(.

[Tsar Phalanxia]

It's alright little serf. I'll just transfer you to one of my Hemp Camps, or blow your head off for a lack of productivity.

[tagnostic]

oooohhhh
Camp Hempy
i've heard they
have some great
agricultural programs

[Tsar Phalanxia]

Your itinerary for today:

9:00 Wake up.
10:00 Snacks, Crisps and Fast Food for Breakfast
10:30 Pottery class
12:00 Munchies
1:00 Cake Baking
3:00 Gardening
4:00 Rolling classes
5:00 More snacks
6:00 Interpreting visions and dreams seminar
7:00 Dinner, including beer and pizza
8:00 Improving your breathing technique
9:00 Smoke Cannabis
10:00 Bed

[Dementis]

Sounds good to me! Well, except the blowing off of my head part...
:icon_confused:

[followerOfGoogle]

Sounds good to me! Well, except the blowing off of my head part...
:icon_confused:

better than shot-gunning your lungs, of course, depends what kind of shot-gunning :icon_eek:

[Dementis]

Well, at least I could experience something new with the shotgunning of the lungs. Blowing off my head doesn't leave much to be experienced.

[tagnostic]

Well, at least I could experience something new with the shotgunning of the lungs. Blowing off my head doesn't leave much to be experienced.

do let us know how that works out
i keep trying to ask Hemingway
and Wendy O but can't seem
to get a response.

[Dementis]

If said lung shot-gunning DOES occur, then I will keep a 5 second interval journal of the experience. It would be a good read I'm sure.

[tagnostic]

that's what wendy did,
but the email was 404

[Dementis]

What a shame! The world has missed out on a piece of good literature I'm quite sure.

[tagnostic]

Wendy O. (http://www.modernatomic.com/plasmatics/wendysdead.html)

more Wendy (http://www.google.com/search?q=wendy+o+williams&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)

finally, Wendy
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBd26f1XoyY)
ooh yeah, depending on circumstances

NSFW

[Dementis]

The loss of her seems like a shame. Vid was pretty freakin' great

[tagnostic]

i saw her live twice
stayed drunk for a
week when i found
out she did it,

Wendy Was the shit,
but no forwarding
ip

[Dementis]

she seems fantastical. Fix your youtube link though (missing the "h" in http).

[tagnostic]

thanks,
fixed,
my bad

[Dementis]

hakuna mattata. Just avoiding troubles for those who are less observant and may happen to click that link.