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Dementis
January 24th, 2009, 01:22 AM
For those of you who wish to check it out, and don't know about it http://www.idoser.com (http://www.idoser.com/)

I just had the most EPIC experience ever. The peyote dose (note that this is legal... and safe!) was.... amazing. There are no words. I was at a disco dance party away from myself with a purple butterfly about. I could see perfectly in total darkness. Beams of light would display light shows, and i was in my body... but i wasn't. I could still FELL stuff, but my mind was elsewhere. My perception is totally fucked right now.

Jamin4Guitar
January 24th, 2009, 01:25 AM
Didn't you say you still see perfectly in total darkness?

I-Doser still doesn't work for me. I mean, I haven't tried it since that one time I was at your house, but... still. Besides the ceiling and wall becoming one surface for a moment, which I snapped out of, nothing's worked.

Dementis
January 24th, 2009, 01:28 AM
yeah, but i put a light on... cuz that shit is creepy! I occasionally start drifting into blackness too, but i stay here.

rzm61
January 24th, 2009, 01:30 AM
Dementis, how old are you?

Edit:
Nevermind.

I didn't realize this was that sound/brainwave thing.

Dementis
January 24th, 2009, 01:31 AM
Yeah... shit can get ridiculous.... I wouldn't do it if it wasn't safe though. I'm a good child... mostly :icon_twisted:

rzm61
January 24th, 2009, 01:35 AM
I'd like to check this shit out, but no way I'm paying till I know it 'works.'

Dementis
January 24th, 2009, 01:37 AM
*looks around* Why pay... perfectly good torrents out there. If you get it .drg then all the doses (literally every drug you can think of) and the progrom to run it is roughly 30 megs. Thats right megs.

rzm61
January 24th, 2009, 01:46 AM
Ha ha, good point.

You got a link?


Edit:
Also I'm pretty sure this doesn't work on a Mac.

Dementis
January 24th, 2009, 01:49 AM
Ah, if you're running mac your basically SOL. Unless there is something similar to wine... i don't know much about macs.

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/42684973/i+doser+drg?tab=summary
just in case.

sudikics
January 24th, 2009, 02:57 AM
Torrents work on Macs, dude.

Anyway, I'm gonna download this, and see what I think. I'm gonna take the experimental physicist approach here.

I can do this, because I've already been subjected to the control case: meditation music. I usually listen to meditation music because I find it helps me relax. I do not claim any reasons except for hte placebo effect (which is weird, I know, but whatever).

EDIT: Never mind, my pirated copy of CrossOver can't run the .exe file.

fosley
January 24th, 2009, 03:52 AM
Hmm. Looks interesting, but not very promising. My head tends to not like these sorts of things.

djura
January 24th, 2009, 10:15 AM
In my experience, you need drugs to get high. Sounds can't do it.

Loki
January 24th, 2009, 12:05 PM
In my experience, you need drugs to get high. Sounds can't do it.

Yup - this sounds like a modern version of dried banana skins :D

djura
January 24th, 2009, 12:30 PM
Dried banana skins work. Make you wish they did'nt afterward though.

Kabel
January 24th, 2009, 01:59 PM
Wait, what?
I can do pot, without using pot?

ryooshi
January 24th, 2009, 03:21 PM
I-Doser only works for me when I am getting the dose, but nothing after. LSD did make me trip a wee bit though.

Dementis
January 24th, 2009, 03:37 PM
I meant the I-Doser app. I'm not THAT retarded on macs lol. And yes, you can do Pot without doing pot... so to speak. It's just not as strong as the real deal, I believe. I honestly wouldn't know. Perhaps one of you can confirm that!

Loki
January 24th, 2009, 04:13 PM
Dried banana skins work. Make you wish they did'nt afterward though.

Yes, yes of course they do...

Here are The Definitive Instructions for Smoking Banana Peels (http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/humor/humor_bannanadine1.shtml)
from Erowid
:D

ryooshi
January 24th, 2009, 04:26 PM
Smoking banana peels......hmmm, sounds fun.

Kabel
January 24th, 2009, 04:57 PM
Viagra made me fall asleep.:icon_eek:

tagnostic
January 25th, 2009, 03:28 AM
Viagra made me fall asleep.:icon_eek:
yep,
snort a line of that
and your misconceptions
harden

djura
January 25th, 2009, 09:23 AM
Wait, what?
I can do pot, without using pot?

No you can't. That's why dealers actually sell real drugs, not fruit and vegetables.
I personally did nothing like the link loki put up, just pealed the white stuff from the inside (took about 6 bananas), dried in an oven @ 50C for about one hour, rolled it up with some tobacco, and smoked it. It did pack a punch, but the taste made me sick at first (latter I've been told it takes a lot of getting used to). Second time I was more persistent, and tried no tobacco and 10 or so bananas. The punch was there alright, but "below the belt" - I got real sick, and ended up trowing up for en hour.
Latter I discovered the same feeling again, after I took same bad E.
Bananas do work, but not like you would expect. If you wonna get high, use real grugs :)

Dementis
January 26th, 2009, 05:44 PM
Don't knock it 'til you try it. That was one trippy ass night. Try the torrent before you say it doesn't work. You may be surprised.

Kabel
January 26th, 2009, 09:43 PM
I could never do crack. Would make me think of the Denis Leary joke about crack.

I'll try pot. And maybe some acid.

tagnostic
January 27th, 2009, 06:52 AM
no chemies
you don't
know what
your getting
until its too l8

naturals are safer
but even the can
be jacked with

Dementis
January 28th, 2009, 02:12 AM
ANYTHING can be jacked with... given enough time.

djura
January 28th, 2009, 08:53 AM
Alright, it's official...

I've tried this last night. Different volume settings, loudspeakers, my Sennheiser headphones, total dark, smudged / bright light, equalizers, single dose / double dose, pretty much everything apart from banging my head against the wall. Shit don't work! So remember kids, JUST SAY NO!

tagnostic
January 28th, 2009, 01:53 PM
"Just Say, 'YO'"

Dementis
January 28th, 2009, 02:21 PM
It requires a meditative state to really do much of anything.

rzm61
January 28th, 2009, 02:34 PM
It requires a meditative state to really do much of anything.

Hmm...then I say it's all a placebo effect. :D

Dementis
January 28th, 2009, 02:35 PM
Whatever it is, it's fun :D .

rzm61
January 28th, 2009, 02:40 PM
addict.

Dementis
January 28th, 2009, 02:49 PM
Ha, I haven't dosed in about a week. Its what I do when I can't think of anything better to do.

rzm61
January 28th, 2009, 03:01 PM
Ha, I haven't dosed in about a week.

And you're just itching to do it again aren't you.


DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THIS IS DOING TO YOUR LIFE AND THE ONES AROUND YOU?!

Dementis
January 28th, 2009, 03:03 PM
I CAN'T STOP! IT'S... IT'S... IT'S LIKE A DRUG! :icon_lol:
Ha, but no... takes too much time for me to enjoy doing it much while I have other, more important things to do.

rzm61
January 28th, 2009, 03:06 PM
I have other, more important things to do.

Like scoring real drugs?

Dementis
January 28th, 2009, 03:08 PM
Or programming in Basic so I have stuff to do in Math class lol.

rzm61
January 28th, 2009, 03:18 PM
!!!


Start coding in Java and make some apps for Android. :D

tagnostic
January 28th, 2009, 07:00 PM
Or programming in Basic so I have stuff to do in Math class lol.
roflshcuafl
try solving a quadratic in cobol

sudikics
January 29th, 2009, 02:39 AM
Personally, I think that once you start using a make-believe verb to describe an action like this, you're an addict.

Really, how long has it been since you "dosed"? :P

sudikics
January 29th, 2009, 03:22 AM
So I just downloaded the programa nd I'm listenign to Lucid Dream. It sounds like some stupid mix of a warbling sine wave and static.

...and I've shut it off. I've felt nothing I can't attribute to the placebo effect. I am rather sleepy right now, so feelign sleepy isn't new, and in general I can still think the same way. (Plus my typing sucks as it always does, so no change there XD)

Tsar Phalanxia
January 29th, 2009, 02:41 PM
"Just Say, 'YO'"
I've always been confused by the phrase "Crack is whack!" Surely if something is whack, it's TOTALLY AWESOME, right?
It requires a meditative state to really do much of anything.

Good God, you're turning into S7S...

rzm61
January 29th, 2009, 02:57 PM
Surely if something is whack, it's TOTALLY AWESOME, right?




Where are you getting this logic from hippy?

Tsar Phalanxia
January 29th, 2009, 03:04 PM
Dunno. It just sounds like if something was whack then it would be totally awesome.

tagnostic
January 29th, 2009, 03:38 PM
just say 'Whoa!'

smoking crack means your condom's not lubricated

Sister Faith
January 29th, 2009, 03:57 PM
just say 'Whoa!'

smoking crack means your condom's not lubricated

Lol! That cracked me up. :icon_lol::icon_lol:

tagnostic
January 29th, 2009, 04:22 PM
G'morning Sis,
where ya been?
you and Loki gotta
quit all that workin crap
and get yer priorities straight
hehehehe

Sister Faith
January 29th, 2009, 04:43 PM
G'morning Sis,
where ya been?
you and Loki gotta
quit all that workin crap
and get yer priorities straight
hehehehe

I had connection problems last week-end. :icon_evil:
You know me, don't know wtf I'm doing, so it took awhile for me to figure it out and fix the problem. :icon_rolleyes:

In the midst of tearing my hair out over my pc problems, I got a phone call from the boss who is placing me on 'temporary lay-off', so I may be able to post more for the next little while (if I can find my MIA sense of humor :icon_cry:).

tagnostic
January 29th, 2009, 04:48 PM
yeah, it's a bitch
i have the opposite prob
they let go everybody but me
it's been 65+ hr weeks for 3 weeks

clicky for sis (http://www.imeem.com/turner65/music/wLLBOWr1/richard_dimples_fields_if_it_aint_one_thing_its_another/)

Sister Faith
January 29th, 2009, 05:12 PM
yeah, it's a bitch
i have the opposite prob
they let go everybody but me
it's been 65+ hr weeks for 3 weeks

clicky for sis (http://www.imeem.com/turner65/music/wLLBOWr1/richard_dimples_fields_if_it_aint_one_thing_its_another/)

Ya, ain't that the truth!

If it's not one thing (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ww_91Bf9Efc&feature=related), it's another. (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=UWtSdOQoASk&feature=related) :icon_evil:

ps Careful you don't burn out, Tag. :icon_eek: How long do they expect you to keep up that insane pace?

tagnostic
January 29th, 2009, 05:32 PM
+rep for the links

dunno, theory is that
the bosses work with
me, and cover my off
times so they'll get a
better idea of what is
really necessary in my
world, then they will
be better able to hire,
train, my backup,
meanwhile i'm the
lone ranger for the
forseeable future..

talk about job security

Sister Faith
January 29th, 2009, 05:47 PM
+rep for the links

dunno, theory is that
the bosses work with
me, and cover my off
times so they'll get a
better idea of what is
really necessary in my
world, then they will
be better able to hire,
train, my backup,
meanwhile i'm the
lone ranger for the
forseeable future..

talk about job security

I find your perspective that slave labor is job security to be uplifting...somewhat. Haven't seen it in my world yet, though. :icon_cry:

sudikics
January 29th, 2009, 09:29 PM
I'm half considering simply internally recording the audio of a few of the "doses" and presenting them here.

djura
January 29th, 2009, 09:32 PM
I'm half considering simply internally recording the audio of a few of the "doses" and presenting them here.

Sounds can't get you high, just as they can't make you eat vegetables, lose weight or kill your dog. (Apart sounds coming from WITHIN your head).

fosley
January 30th, 2009, 03:13 AM
Hey! The voices want you to stop talking about them, now!

tagnostic
January 30th, 2009, 04:29 AM
and they're saying (http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=JEl&q=voices+disturbed&revid=88803179&resnum=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title#)

sailor
February 3rd, 2009, 09:37 AM
Ya'll might also be into The Mozart Effect (http://www.google.com/search?q=mozart+effect&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3RNFA_enUS232US270).

Dementis
February 9th, 2009, 11:51 AM
!!!


Start coding in Java and make some apps for Android. :D
I've been meaning to get around to coding in java... just hasn't happened yet. As for cobol, no thanks tag. I didn't expect this thread to stay alive whilst I was busy with my zombie slaying to be honest.