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The Good Reverend Roger
February 8th, 2009, 11:57 PM
I may have injured myself. I have for certain done permanent harm to the toilet.

But that's how I roll.

Daruko
February 9th, 2009, 12:26 AM
I may have injured myself. I have for certain done permanent harm to the toilet.

But that's how I roll.
What else is new?

tagnostic
February 9th, 2009, 12:45 AM
How do you get
those paper towel
rolls to flush?:icon_eek:

rmw
February 9th, 2009, 02:04 AM
Hi Roger! Other than permanently damaging your colon, how've you been?

tagnostic
February 9th, 2009, 02:13 AM
at this stage i think he's
down to a semi colon :icon_eek:

rmw
February 9th, 2009, 02:19 AM
To give a shit, or to take a dump?

The latter.

tagnostic
February 9th, 2009, 03:02 AM
The latter.
which is now the former

Dementis
February 9th, 2009, 11:45 AM
at this stage i think he's
down to a semi colon :icon_eek:
Unless he had a meal of razor blades that he had to shit out, I don't believe he is actually missing any of his colon. Just some of it may... well not work quite right. Grats on your monster shit.

Rainbow
February 9th, 2009, 12:12 PM
Increase your fiber intake, thatll do wonders to your digestive system.

The Good Reverend Roger
February 11th, 2009, 12:27 PM
Increase your fiber intake, thatll do wonders to your digestive system.


Arizona passed a law specifically for me, which forbids that.

tagnostic
February 11th, 2009, 03:51 PM
Sheriff Doh!
will give you
fiber (http://ktar.com/?nid=6&sid=1041611)

fomenter
April 16th, 2009, 06:34 AM
best thread ever, how could it have been allowed to die..

DrM
April 16th, 2009, 06:39 AM
I believe that it is easier to give a shit, then to take one. So i commend you roger.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 16th, 2009, 06:48 AM
I am not in this thread so now it is complete!

rzm61
April 16th, 2009, 12:01 PM
best thread ever, how could it have been allowed to die..

Oh yes, this thread is the most intelligent one here!

fomenter
April 16th, 2009, 03:54 PM
Oh yes, this thread is the most intelligent one here!
an obvious oversight, it's not being in serious discussions

rzm61
April 16th, 2009, 03:57 PM
So you're saying, shit = Abba?


Right on.

woody23
April 16th, 2009, 03:57 PM
an obvious oversight, it's not being in serious discussions

Yeah, you can wipe that idea off the board.

Aaryk
April 16th, 2009, 03:59 PM
Yeah, you can wipe that idea off the board.

:icon_rolleyes:

fomenter
April 16th, 2009, 04:08 PM
So you're saying, shit = Abba?


Right on.

blastphemer.... may abba have mercy on your fallacious and illogical soul..

rzm61
April 16th, 2009, 04:11 PM
blastphemer.... may abba have mercy on your fallacious and illogical soul..

Hey hey hey! I'm just saying what you're claiming.
You said this thread needs to be in serious discussion, thus grouping it with the Abba thread. Therefor by the transitive property shit is equivalent to Abba. You have nobody other then yourself to blame.

fomenter
April 16th, 2009, 04:19 PM
TGGR's epic bowl movements are a serious discussion
abba and this boards need for it is equally serious discussion

it dos not follow that abba equals shit, only that both topics are important and serious, each in their own right...:icon_lol:

rzm61
April 16th, 2009, 04:22 PM
Hey man, try to back track all you can however you cant change what you said.

You put Abba and taking a shit in the same category. I've already explained the transitive property to you. Not much else needs to be said here.

fomenter
April 16th, 2009, 05:17 PM
this is an example of an unsound application of the transitive property
1. epic shit is a serious discussion
2. abba is a a serious discussion
3 abba is a epic shit

nice try though

rzm61
April 16th, 2009, 05:23 PM
Right back at you.


nice try

sailor
April 16th, 2009, 08:51 PM
shitting is one of the most spiritual moments a person can have.

right up there with birth, death, and conception.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 16th, 2009, 09:55 PM
Ahhh so this is the perfect thread for me right now, because that is what I just got back from, and it was glorious.

woody23
April 16th, 2009, 09:59 PM
It's when I do my best thinking.

zexx0r
April 16th, 2009, 10:03 PM
oh man


My school puts laxatives in the food or something. I've never shit so much in my life.

I lol'd xD