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Will.
February 11th, 2009, 02:16 PM
As people think the comparison exists between the search engine and their perspective religions... You gotta ask yourself, is their religion soooo boring, they have to parade around bashing everybody else's?

Also if the search engine Google is used as a method of worship, does that make Yahoo the devil? I think so....

If Yahoo would be the considered devil, who is the saviour? I'm thinking Steven Segall

rzm61
February 11th, 2009, 02:50 PM
Is lack of religion/faith so boring that people need to insult others who have a religion/faith?


Just saying.

Edit:
Also clearly you have not read up on Googlism enough, otherwise you would know that the 'devil' is Microsoft.

Will.
February 11th, 2009, 02:56 PM
Nah, Microsoft is the purge of Evil, the father of all evil. O.o The Devil is neither one of those descriptions.

rzm61
February 11th, 2009, 02:57 PM
Who are you to question the Googlism doctrine? :icon_evil:

Will.
February 11th, 2009, 03:05 PM
Who are you to conceive the notion that the father of all evil and the devil are one and the same.

rzm61
February 11th, 2009, 03:22 PM
Oh my! You're right! The father of all evil is the father himself.


So by using that logic, you're saying Google is all evil?

Well good thing Google is female, otherwise we would have quite a messy conundrum on our hands.

tagnostic
February 11th, 2009, 03:27 PM
by definition
all father's
are
motherf@#@#@'s

rzm61
February 11th, 2009, 03:35 PM
:icon_lol:

truth.

Will.
February 11th, 2009, 08:17 PM
Oh my! You're right! The father of all evil is the father himself.


So by using that logic, you're saying Google is all evil?

Well good thing Google is female, otherwise we would have quite a messy conundrum on our hands.

How can an inanimate object be female?

rzm61
February 11th, 2009, 08:19 PM
How can an inanimate object be female?

How can an inanimate object be male? Or have a gender to begin with.

Will.
February 11th, 2009, 08:27 PM
How can an inanimate object be male? Or have a gender to begin with.

Therefore disproves the entirety of this conversation.

rzm61
February 11th, 2009, 09:44 PM
You started it.

Will.
February 11th, 2009, 09:53 PM
You started it.

You, ruined a good joke, shame on you.

rzm61
February 11th, 2009, 11:58 PM
:icon_lol:

Will.
February 12th, 2009, 12:25 AM
Shame shame shame, its a damn shame.

sudikics
February 12th, 2009, 01:41 AM
You, ruined a good joke, shame on you.
You, comma, spliced, shame, on, you.

Will.
February 12th, 2009, 02:51 AM
You, comma, spliced, shame, on, you.
No, shame on you.

rzm61
February 12th, 2009, 02:51 AM
NO U

sailor
February 12th, 2009, 02:55 AM
such a shame

Will.
February 12th, 2009, 03:41 AM
terrible, terrible shame.

Daruko
February 12th, 2009, 03:53 AM
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!



*since Roger's never around when ya need him.

Will.
February 12th, 2009, 04:23 AM
Are you dying?

rmw
February 13th, 2009, 02:09 AM
*since Roger's never around when ya need him.

Probably taking another colon-rending shit.

Will.
February 13th, 2009, 07:32 AM
A big stinker eh? No open flames then.

pclamb
March 13th, 2009, 09:50 PM
u should sleep with my wife...

pclamb
March 13th, 2009, 09:53 PM
How can an inanimate object be female?

my wife is dead in bed

Daruko
March 13th, 2009, 10:12 PM
A friend of yours Will? :icon_lol:

Al Farabi
March 15th, 2009, 06:24 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Will.
March 16th, 2009, 02:41 PM
I claim no knowledge of this person....:icon_lol:

Will.
March 16th, 2009, 03:13 PM
Also, who keeps digging this crap up?

tagnostic
March 16th, 2009, 04:21 PM
Also, who keeps digging this crap up?

someone with a shovel?

Will.
March 16th, 2009, 04:53 PM
hardy har har

Googmagoog
March 20th, 2009, 08:32 AM
The god Goog fits all the qualification of god and I certified him to be a legitimate god.
Different cultures worship different gods. Whether real or imagine it is not the debate but what is certain is that all Gods provide an apparent security and protection to its followers. The idea of a common god to any culture is very useful; it unites the people under the same concept of acceptability and establishes a common denominator for basic activity in the game of life. Imagine a football game without strict rules referees and playbacks, and you immediately see that such an uncontrolled game will end up with no spectators and no players. Games are not possible without freedoms and without barriers and rules are there to have a balance playing field and a good game. Does any game must have a god. Who is the “God of football”? there is not such a thing because the rules of football are very well define and only tiny portion of the game is subject to interpretation by the referee, and to that degree he might be considered a slight sort of a god.
In general the bigger the scope of the game and the more people who are engaging in that game determine the power and positioning of that game’s god. For instance the few thousands year ago the Hebrew’s god united several tribes with common goal of getting out of Egypt and getting the country of Israel. The Hebrew god was real to the degree that the Hebrews believed it to be real and it sure provided a solid game. Life is a big game compromise of smaller games interacting with each other. One important element for a successful god is the mystery he/ she bring into the game. If all games are totally predictable then there will be no game. Therefore for the purpose of having a good game an acceptable god should be in addition to all else a mysterious god. Unpredictability is a key attribute of a god since without it no satisfactory game will ensue.

Will.
March 20th, 2009, 12:46 PM
^^ Liek really now, NO means NO.

Al Farabi
March 21st, 2009, 10:17 PM
I certified him to be a legitimate god

Holy crap you can do that? Do you personally sign the certificate?

tagnostic
March 22nd, 2009, 03:20 AM
point to
al farabi

Will.
March 23rd, 2009, 01:50 PM
Set and match.

pclamb
March 24th, 2009, 05:29 AM
not so fast, women can be pretty stiff too...

rzm61
March 24th, 2009, 09:49 AM
women can be pretty stiff too...

Absolutely.

pclamb
March 24th, 2009, 08:15 PM
liar

rzm61
March 26th, 2009, 03:38 PM
I only quoted you and agreed. You're the one who originally said it. So....

Daruko
March 26th, 2009, 11:07 PM
YUO IS TEH LIAR!
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Will.
March 29th, 2009, 05:56 AM
:icon_eek: