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google_is_my_friend
February 23rd, 2009, 08:56 AM
example
-To my gf

Why is our rug clean?
"because its new"
Why is it new?
"because we just bought it at walmart"
Why did we buy it at walmart?
"because they have the best deals"
Why does walmart have the best deals?
"because they buy everything in huge quantities"
Why?
"so they can take over all the small business and take over the world"






WHY?

rzm61
February 23rd, 2009, 10:12 PM
This thread. Why?
No clue.

Why?
Cause there isn't much of a point?

Why did you just answer my question with a question?
I don't know do you?

YOU DID IT AGAIN!
Why?

FUCK!
Why?

Will.
February 24th, 2009, 12:58 AM
A father and son.

Why is the sky blue?
"because it is"
No, why is the sky blue?!
"Shut the fuck up and eat your kraft dinner"
Why do we eat kraft dinner?
"because were poor"
Why are we poor?
"because you keep wasting my time with these stupid questions"
But why?
"because we've dropped you on your head thats why"

google_is_my_friend
February 24th, 2009, 07:00 AM
lmao, nice 1 will

Sister Faith
February 24th, 2009, 10:38 PM
BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY:icon_exclaim:

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bidda_honey
February 27th, 2009, 05:27 PM
i always ask y... because he doesnt pay attention to me and i get pissed off. thats y

tagnostic
February 28th, 2009, 01:26 PM
i skip y
and go
staight
to the Z

rmw
February 28th, 2009, 04:12 PM
i skip y
and go
staight
to the Z

To zee alcohol?

Will.
February 28th, 2009, 05:26 PM
A priest walks into a book store, and asks

Do you sell the bible?
"No"
Why?
"Because its offensive"
But why?
"Because it makes no sense"
But why?
"Because dead people don't get back up, they're dead"
But why?
"Are you even listening?"
But why?
"Get the hell out"
Say your hail Mary's first bub.

tagnostic
March 1st, 2009, 11:00 AM
To zee alcohol?

Z axis of alcohol
& the
Y not Theorem

google_is_my_friend
March 1st, 2009, 11:36 AM
alcohol is bad

zexx0r
March 1st, 2009, 03:04 PM
Why is alcohol bad?
Because it kills braincells
Why braincells?
Because that's the only thing it can kill
Why only? What about liver?
When you had as much alcohol as I had, then teach me!
Now STFU!

google_is_my_friend
March 1st, 2009, 03:16 PM
why should i stfu

Daruko
March 1st, 2009, 05:04 PM
Who is on first

rmw
March 1st, 2009, 06:09 PM
What's on second.

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 1st, 2009, 06:32 PM
I don't know is on third

Tsar Phalanxia
March 1st, 2009, 06:54 PM
alcohol is bad

Teetotalism is worse.

tagnostic
March 1st, 2009, 07:30 PM
alcohol is bad

your drinking the wrong booze,
try some macallan
or a decent
single
malt

Daruko
March 1st, 2009, 07:44 PM
or a decent
single
malt
i haven't the foggiest idea what malt you'd have in mind :icon_razz:

tagnostic
March 1st, 2009, 08:10 PM
maltodextrin is fine for preserving twinkies
but
single malts preserve your palate & sanity