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tagnostic
February 26th, 2009, 09:11 PM
I figure we modify the rules so you can pull any black & white
stick figure off the web.
No 3d's

link (http://www.ruf.rice.edu/%7Epound/stickfigure/)

Dr Goofy Mofo
February 26th, 2009, 10:03 PM
Ok I am in

Loki
February 27th, 2009, 01:49 AM
Would you mind if I give it a miss?
Sorry, but RPG's are not my bag - sorry.

tagnostic
February 27th, 2009, 01:53 AM
rofl
just figured matchstick men
would keep you focused
should have given
you a +4 bong

Loki
February 27th, 2009, 02:09 AM
I'm afraid very little would keep me focused on an rpg. I'm not made that way.
A mate of mine bought me Civ 2 years ago - they died of starvation :D

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against fantasy - I love me some Moorcock - but I can't be arsed with the serious stuff.
Elric would kill me!

tagnostic
February 27th, 2009, 06:33 AM
ahhhhhhhhhh
Elric of Melnibone
and lets not forget
Ffarhd & the grey Mouser

Tsar Phalanxia
February 27th, 2009, 09:19 AM
I'm afraid very little would keep me focused on an rpg. I'm not made that way.
A mate of mine bought me Civ 2 years ago - they died of starvation :D

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against fantasy - I love me some Moorcock - but I can't be arsed with the serious stuff.
Elric would kill me!

*Cheers at mention of Civ*

google_is_my_friend
February 27th, 2009, 10:42 AM
i made a pic :D <---------

Mckendry
magic/sword
spells
wizard

tagnostic
February 27th, 2009, 11:03 AM
who's our victim
I mean volunteer
for DM?

google_is_my_friend
February 27th, 2009, 11:08 AM
i am, i wanna play nigga

tagnostic
February 27th, 2009, 11:45 AM
your use of ghetto slang
disqualifies you

google_is_my_friend
February 27th, 2009, 11:47 AM
no....thats my character, hes an african ghetto wizard

tagnostic
February 27th, 2009, 11:57 AM
well then,
ya gotta post a stick figure of him
as per rules

bidda_honey
February 27th, 2009, 05:37 PM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/8/l_6bc9d1b9211141d99c8124e74a5208e8.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=151146412&albumID=2300715&imageID=29264256#a=2300715&i=29264267)

Loki
February 27th, 2009, 09:13 PM
no....thats my character, hes an african ghetto wizard

I'm starting to have regrets and pangs of guilt :icon_eek:

Paris Hilton
February 27th, 2009, 09:54 PM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/8/l_6bc9d1b9211141d99c8124e74a5208e8.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=151146412&albumID=2300715&imageID=29264256#a=2300715&i=29264267)
Chuck Norris is dead. Tagnostic beat him to death with a soup ladle.
With one hand tied behind his back none-the-less.

tagnostic
February 28th, 2009, 12:38 PM
it was a +4 ladle of thickening

google_is_my_friend
March 1st, 2009, 01:08 AM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_ccf54b2dfcb4437a9d34642c5379f330.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=106190287&albumID=522974&imageID=41246476#a=522974&i=1142216)

mckendry
wizard/fighter
spells/magic
sword

tagnostic
March 1st, 2009, 09:40 AM
ok,
saddle up, post all pic's
I'll put up the first scenario in the a.m.
(fingus has an evil mind, but she sux at the mouse, so you might make it)
:icon_twisted:

google_is_my_friend
March 2nd, 2009, 09:38 AM
i'm ready tag, lets play

tagnostic
March 2nd, 2009, 09:53 AM
traveling down an inky road
the winds of white out begin to blow
ahead of you
you see her,
pointing off page
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/taggnostic/dnd/Angel_of_Exploration.jpg

google_is_my_friend
March 2nd, 2009, 10:57 AM
*tells shamus* "I am going to approach her"

*walks up to her*

"Good evening mam, My name is Mckendry"



http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/57/l_0fa5e6c8957d4010a4f90206ecc7a01e.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=522974&imageID=1142216)

tagnostic
March 2nd, 2009, 03:13 PM
she shows you a vision of
unlimited bandwidth
and 3 diminsionality
if you can break the bonds of cat 5 cable
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/taggnostic/dnd/internet_argument.png

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 2nd, 2009, 06:34 PM
*Looks at mystery Box and thinks about smashing it*

tagnostic
March 2nd, 2009, 06:54 PM
with what?
need to see
the pic of you with weapon smashing box

Loki
March 2nd, 2009, 07:03 PM
A mysterious stranger, from lands far beyond the eyes of mortal man, approaches the tiny, bald, skinny bird swinging, naked, around the TV aerial.
.
.
.
"How much for 20g of that white you're blowing?
"For I have travelled far and have many a furlong yet to trudge. Have you got a light?"

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 2nd, 2009, 08:35 PM
with what?
need to see
the pic of you with weapon smashing box

*Approaches the box and looks scared and angry and the magic window.*

google_is_my_friend
March 2nd, 2009, 08:41 PM
**CASTS OPEN(UNLOCK) ON THE MYSTERIOUS BOX**




http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/58/l_a2f6c0e5a5544b60a12a57e5a549812e.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=522974&imageID=1142216)

google_is_my_friend
March 3rd, 2009, 12:34 AM
*fails*




**takes off sun glasses and casts unlock again**



http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/23/l_045ad0bdc9164161800693063b33cfed.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=522974&imageID=1142216)

google_is_my_friend
March 3rd, 2009, 12:59 AM
It breaks open with a scroll, the scroll has a quest inscripted on it from the mysterious women


http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/4/l_dfa3d2797a1e467597225d9cdcf41815.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=522974&imageID=1142216)

rmw
March 3rd, 2009, 01:18 AM
A mysterious stranger, from lands far beyond the eyes of mortal man, approaches the tiny, bald, skinny bird swinging, naked, around the TV aerial.
.
.
.
"How much for 20g of that white you're blowing?
"For I have travelled far and have many a furlong yet to trudge. Have you got a light?"

Still need your stick-figure. ;)

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 3rd, 2009, 01:51 AM
Google_is you can not control the world tag has to tell you what happens when you cast the spell.

google_is_my_friend
March 3rd, 2009, 01:56 AM
* is waiting for tag to tell us what the scroll says*

tagnostic
March 3rd, 2009, 08:19 AM
flying out come's
karate paper boy,
subscribe or die!!
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/taggnostic/dnd/johnwoo1.gif

google_is_my_friend
March 3rd, 2009, 05:48 PM
*Gets shield ready then casts Bolt of Lightning on the paper boy*



http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/10/l_77822ac1a0a94a7ba909425186802eaa.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=522974&imageID=1142216)

tagnostic
March 3rd, 2009, 06:07 PM
but then
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/taggnostic/swordfight.gif

google_is_my_friend
March 3rd, 2009, 06:37 PM
* Casts fireball *




http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_2f4956ad674645d7a3204872fcb55402.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=522974&imageID=1142216)

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 4th, 2009, 05:02 AM
I Just played 4 hours of DnD I am happy but not to the point of drawing at the moment.

tagnostic
March 4th, 2009, 09:39 AM
rofl
we'll be here when your ready,

good sessh?

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 4th, 2009, 04:22 PM
*The Barbarian swings his mighty sword with a force that shook the Cavern*

Shamus Smash silly boy! Shamus don't read!

tagnostic
March 4th, 2009, 04:33 PM
roll a d20
your playing with fire
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/taggnostic/dnd/perfectmatch.jpg

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 4th, 2009, 04:40 PM
*Gets out of Comfy seat to grab his dice case, then goes to find a table and rolls a 15*

tagnostic
March 4th, 2009, 04:42 PM
Win,
it means your a perfect match!

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 4th, 2009, 04:56 PM
*sees fire and giggles like a little girl and goes into bag and starts to cook pepper*

google_is_my_friend
March 4th, 2009, 06:16 PM
*Joins shamus and cooks some eggs*




http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/20/l_81dc300f0d6445668f4b26e8d58046f2.png (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=522974&imageID=1142216)

tagnostic
March 4th, 2009, 06:23 PM
roll a d6,

1, scrambled
2, over easy
3, over medium
4, over hard
5, broke yoke OE
6, mop the floor

oh, and the chicken farmer you stole the eggs from, is pissed
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/taggnostic/dnd/NZ6uA.jpghe's going for the pitchfork now

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 4th, 2009, 06:28 PM
*out of game* What happened to the karate guy? My caracter is to stupid to check and things the fire is perdy.

tagnostic
March 4th, 2009, 06:41 PM
the Karate Guy got kicked in the huevos, (no save)
and the perfect match
just wanted to light your fire

(I gotta work, theorhetically off tomorrow, will resume then, big fun :D)

Link, I suck at this but ya'll can give it a shot (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.freewebs.com/uaef/pivot_stick_figure_the_fight.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.freewebs.com/uaef/jacksstickfigures.htm&usg=__kV-V_8SmNWhQwfBUviMplmjF0Bo=&h=250&w=250&sz=801&hl=en&start=105&sig2=WAzHi9HkIrNiAiWR2egA5Q&tbnid=XxfvEPnZUbIZbM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=111&ei=zsuuSaGMLITBnQfw3YWMBg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dstick%2Bfigures%26start%3D84%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D21%26hl%3Den%26sa%3 DN)

you are now finished with breakfast
and traveling together
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/taggnostic/dnd/theme.png

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 4th, 2009, 07:01 PM
I think you are doing fine! But I think since we are at a pause back story time. My guy is a ill witted orc who was raised buy wolfs. Not the brightest but he knows how to kick ass. The only English he knows is from when he was 5. He will forever be stuck at that age.

On a side note, my other character is a 130 year old 2'9" Earth Dwarven Monk that fought in the hundred year war of Eberron ever since he was an adult at 40. Before that he was a messenger in the war. During the war he was asked to do unspeakable things which made the religious monk lose faith, and slowly his humanity. Towards the end of the war, why he was off fighting, his home land was essentially nuked making him a homeless nomad who spends most of his time drinking to forget. During the war he saved a Orc Druid from death making a life depth which later was giving too the orc's son who I also saved so now His son owes me 2 life depts. He is an Honorable monk haunted by his past only trusting of people he has fought one on one to see into there soul. He is to become a drunken master and travels with a good cleric in hopes to atone for his sins. The Orc's son stays at his sides and knows of his wounds and knows when to help.

/likes character building 3.5 DnD

Here is a pic I made with hero creator

tagnostic
March 6th, 2009, 12:02 AM
while ya'll are traveling
you meet a party coming the opposite way
on the road
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/taggnostic/dnd/stickwarparty.jpg

Fallen Hero
March 9th, 2009, 02:26 PM
...And one of them introduces themself as "Pun Pun" (as in why we play Frank and K DnD) and is capable of crushing everyone with it's infinite potential strength and everything else under the sun?

tagnostic
March 13th, 2009, 10:08 AM
but they are not friendly

http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/taggnostic/dnd/emphan-1.gif

roll to have a higher higher power
sounds like who's diety can score