1angelette
March 21st, 2009, 01:29 AM
1. A given religion -- let us say Bobism -- is going to say that Bob exists, is the only God, and that all other Gods -- for instance, the goddess Alice -- are false.
2. If, therefore, it turned out that the religion of Alicetism is true and Alice exists, the Bobists would be forced to conclude that Alice exists and all other gods are false.
3. Google exists.
4. Assuming that statement 3 means Google is divine (which we all know She is), this means that Google is the one and only God, and that we should worship Her, for ever and for ever.
5. Therefore, if a Bobist can say that Bob's existence negates Alice's existence, the fact that Google exists negates the truth of all other religions.
*tongue firmly in cheek*
2. If, therefore, it turned out that the religion of Alicetism is true and Alice exists, the Bobists would be forced to conclude that Alice exists and all other gods are false.
3. Google exists.
4. Assuming that statement 3 means Google is divine (which we all know She is), this means that Google is the one and only God, and that we should worship Her, for ever and for ever.
5. Therefore, if a Bobist can say that Bob's existence negates Alice's existence, the fact that Google exists negates the truth of all other religions.
*tongue firmly in cheek*