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pclamb
March 24th, 2009, 08:33 PM
I was contemplating the other day about what the world would be like without 'whores' to make it interesting. There are many kinds of whores, not just the ones who will fuck for nothing. How about the CEO whores, they are worse than whores, they will sell their birthright for a buck...mother too I guess, they are money whores. There are those whores that will sacrifice integrity for being safe and secure by lies and untruths. How about whores that lie their way to the top? Whores that that are whores because they give away what is good to benefit themselves later...How many kinds of whores can you name? I for one have more respect for the whore that will fuck you...

Tsun
March 24th, 2009, 08:36 PM
tl;dr, but I once fucked a whore. Win Y/N

tagnostic
March 24th, 2009, 10:13 PM
good ta see ya
Tsun
where ya been?

sailor
March 25th, 2009, 07:29 AM
definition states that a whore is one who WILL have sex for money. not free.

Tsar Phalanxia
March 25th, 2009, 03:29 PM
tl;dr, but I once fucked a whore. Win Y/N

http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/qw-whale-big.jpg

I'm inclined to say...win. So long as you didn't get any STIs.

Daruko
March 26th, 2009, 04:55 AM
http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/qw-whale-big.jpg

http://www.craftyrachel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/resized-mittens.jpg

Tsar Phalanxia
March 26th, 2009, 03:27 PM
I actually have that T-Shirt
It's pretty sound.

rzm61
March 26th, 2009, 03:43 PM
It's pretty sound.

I've never heard my t-shirt make a noise unless I ripped it.

tagnostic
March 26th, 2009, 03:47 PM
your just not hip enough :icon_razz:
link (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/interactive/a5bf/)

Tsar Phalanxia
March 26th, 2009, 03:48 PM
I've never heard my t-shirt make a noise unless I ripped it.

Apologies. Scouse lingo, la.

rzm61
March 26th, 2009, 03:55 PM
Scouse lingo, la.

No, I will not make out with you!

Tsar Phalanxia
March 26th, 2009, 03:57 PM
Ahh, too bad la, looks like I'll just have a few bevvies on me own then.

rzm61
March 26th, 2009, 03:58 PM
You crazy brits.

Tsar Phalanxia
March 26th, 2009, 03:59 PM
*Scousers

rmw
March 26th, 2009, 04:00 PM
Apologies. Scouse lingo, la.

“England and America are two countries separated by a common language.”

rzm61
March 26th, 2009, 04:03 PM
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll129/dlutes2004_pics/Emoticons/AddEmoticons04230.gif

Tsar Phalanxia
March 26th, 2009, 04:03 PM
Funny, it's appropriate that we've moved from Prostitutes to Liverpool...

rzm61
March 26th, 2009, 04:04 PM
Isn't that where the Beatles are from?

Tsar Phalanxia
March 26th, 2009, 04:05 PM
Merseyside=Liverpool=Scousers

Yes, that's exactly my point LOL

rzm61
March 26th, 2009, 04:05 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?!

tagnostic
March 26th, 2009, 04:06 PM
you went to Liverpool for prostitutes?
what's the going rate?
just asking

Tsar Phalanxia
March 26th, 2009, 04:06 PM
Obviously, someone has never been to Liverpool. :D

@Tag Unfortunately, due to Maggie Thatcher, Liverpool has declined since the Eighties, sadly ascending to the position of "Shit-Hole" during the Eighties, and was infested by Trotskyites (I kid you not). However, it has picked itself up in recent years, and appears to be on the mend. And of course, where I'm from you have to take the piss out of Liverpool AND Manchester.

tagnostic
March 26th, 2009, 04:09 PM
I'm kinda on a budget
I date strippers on their day off
Tues & Thurs are good days for
keeping the breakfast stuff around

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 26th, 2009, 06:46 PM
I would never date an asian cause that is a big read flag

http://blog.pharmexec.com/wp-content/uploads/chinese-flag.gif
~Daniel Tosh

pclamb
March 26th, 2009, 10:06 PM
put it over their head and no one will care

pclamb
March 26th, 2009, 10:08 PM
never paid for it...uh oh...

Tsun
March 27th, 2009, 01:18 AM
Taggy, I've been swell. Tomato season's starting back up, I'm exciteddd.

tagnostic
March 27th, 2009, 01:54 AM
Taggy, I've been swell. Tomato season's starting back up, I'm exciteddd.

yeppers,
got the garden in

stick around

Tsun
March 27th, 2009, 02:05 AM
I'll try. Maybe this place needs more tomato threads or something, I dunno. I will fix this tomorrow when the sun comes up. In the mean time, I shall peruse and sprinkle in some bullshinsanity/amazingly wise wisdom.

sailor
March 27th, 2009, 07:47 PM
I've heard of the term "art slut" before, but nah, I've never recieved payment for sex before.

or vice versa.

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Dolores
March 28th, 2009, 06:52 AM
O whores, not free. I was contemplating the other day about whores that a whores, not just themselves later...How many kinds of whores. There are that will fuck for a buck...mother too I guess, they are money. not free. I was contemplating the top? Whores can you name? I for being safe and untruths. How about what that will fuck you. definition states that lie their way to the top? Whores, not just the ones who will sacrifice integrity for being safe and untruths. How about whores, not free.

Main Entry:
whore
Pronunciation:
\ˈhȯr, ˈhu̇r\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear — more at charity
Date:
before 12th century

1: a promiscuous or immoral woman

sailor
March 28th, 2009, 05:33 PM
If you think about it... what about all the dead harlots that would be jealous of our new technology right now. I mean, think about condoms and birth control that you buy in a store that's open all night in a vehicle and what 10 minutes from your house with running water, toilets, baths, showers!! and a round waterbed with a mirror on the ceiling!!!

And fluffy pink clouds printed on the canopy, etc.

Think about abortions, and the morning-after pill. Doctors, hospitals and the new drugs that they have to prevent or cure STDs.
Think about my friends giving birth at home to wanted children in a warm salt water tub with like 10 midwives and doulas all around and it is a "magical experience" with "no pain" because of hypnobirthing and la maze breathing methods.

Think about sex toys, tampons, pads, diapers & edible underwear.

Think about computers with videocams, websites, emails and phones making it easier to meet online beforehand to arrange prices, and....wait... say...

I'll be right back.

;)

edit: Think about those pillows they have to make "sex better" in different & unusual positions.
Think about Viagra. Think about breast/penis enlargement tablets and creams. Just think about it.

Think about that warm-cooling throbbing sensation with those special bumpy things on the side of a condom.

Think about dildos and strap-ons for lesbians and times when your man just ain't enough. Think about porn.

Just think about it.

Think about leather for just one second...

Tsar Phalanxia
March 28th, 2009, 09:23 PM
Taggy, I've been swell. Tomato season's starting back up, I'm exciteddd.

Awesome. I'd like to see another diary, but I guess not thanks to that recent thread on "Activities"

sailor
March 29th, 2009, 12:48 AM
I was contemplating the whore that will fuck you...for nothing

never heard of it...but ok. :)

tl;dr, but I once fucked a whore. Win Y/N

I once fucked a whore, too. ;) It wasn't bad.

http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/qw-whale-big.jpg

I'm inclined to say...win. So long as you didn't get any STIs.

Whales are very smart animals. So, I would say that if it wasn't exactly a good thing to be one, then it probably wasn't that bad either...maybe it just sort of IS.

And, as long as you are protected and safe about the fluids with gloves, or condoms (maybe even 2) or just whacking it while watching her whack it and coming on the feet and nowhere near pussy or ass or mouth, then...what you should be having with a whale or a ho is what's generally known as safe worry free sex. In fact, you can't catch anything from just watching her move around and coming on yourself now can you?

I'm kinda on a budget
I date strippers on their day off
Tues & Thurs are good days for
keeping the breakfast stuff around

The best kind of stripper is a lover who you know who will striptease for you, or...let you rip it off...who needs a professional anyway? Just DIY...mutual stripping could be arousing...as is dancing.

I would never date an asian cause that is a big read flag

http://blog.pharmexec.com/wp-content/uploads/chinese-flag.gif
~Daniel Tosh

You, my friend are a racist and we don't like you. how would we ever have been taught the karma sutra if it weren't for f-ing asians? What about stir fry and those funny 2 metal ball things?

put it over their head and no one will care

I'm going to put this OX over your fool head, lambie, then i'm going to punt kick you right in the kisser.

btw - i know some pretty hot escorts, but, i've never been one myself.

that's illegal as fuck.

so are certain massage practices in some cities, including my own...:icon_rolleyes:

never do it.

edit: of course, i think that staying away from bleeding, oozing, pussing sores and scabs is definitely a good idea. even small cuts, wounds, you know, the whole pre-sex skin check and question ask/answer period is a must do activity. some people carry red cross blood-giving cards that prove that they are HIV neg. but they must be kept current, b/c as one client told me...people do lie.

I think they still make Nonoxynol-9 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonoxynol-9) foam added to condoms, too, don't they? Good for preventing STDs & HIV. Massage is generally safe, as is snuggling and cuddling, and....Energy Sex!

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 29th, 2009, 01:39 AM
Tis a joke S7S

sailor
March 29th, 2009, 02:12 AM
really? I was a gold digger once...
it was kind of weird for us to get a wad of rolled up cash from his brother though after the first marital sex. what does that mean exactly when your husband gets paid to have sex with you?

had to count.

sensual massage is what is better known as a hand job, right, plus the body massage part, of course, and it's pretty pricey (over $100 an hour will get you a fap) actually...especially if you are certified and licensed. but it does get put in the law as prostitution in some cities, but actually sitting on the massage table and having massage in one's own home can also be illegal. the laws are ridiculous, licenses are expensive, as is training and it's worth every penny. i have never been stiffed or mauled too badly, and i have never boinked a legitimate massage client either. i have excellent boundaries.

technically, i guess i you could say I "hooka", but since i rarely actually do it anymore, b/c it's illegal, it's kind of moot. i kind of like to see myself as a semi-celibate tantrika (householder) who is both austere (buddhist-yogi) and abstinent. but if i am dating a fellow then yea, i do have regular style intercourse, but if i'm not dating anyone, i might just fap to something ...but i definitely always have energy or astral sex...which is not really "tantric sex," but is called that sometimes, or tantric shamanism, maybe. one can do all kinds of cool astral tricks with practice in meditation (or drugs) and i am bisexual out of body, and also i swing and am transgender there as well...just saying. but in my body, i'm kind of boring i guess. i still have a lot to experience. although i have dabbled in dominitrix work, with a wooden paddle which was kind of rad.

plus, i am a shape-shifter from all the healing work that i do with clients, like counseling and shamanism, and energywork.

so, i think that calling what i do whore is a bit off, and what a street walker does (which is boink/whatever) as being in the same catagory in the books is kind of rude and should therefore be changed. plus, massage therapists and sexual healers are looked down upon and ridiculed by people from misconceptions, and we are not protected by police that well from stalkers and criminals as much b/c they say things like "well, were you offering them a massage?" as if to say that we are "asking for it" by giving people massages...or something. it's dumb really.

"i've been a wife, haven't i."
<-whore

Daruko
March 29th, 2009, 02:15 AM
I can't remember the last time s7s posted something I read. Has it been any good as of late?

sailor
March 29th, 2009, 02:18 AM
everybody's a critic.

:icon_rolleyes:

i can't see anything this text is soooo large! and it takes up all kinds of space!

let's try this:

"i'm an actress, aren't i?"
<-- whore

pclamb
March 29th, 2009, 07:02 AM
definition states that a whore is one who WILL have sex for money. not free.

I never ask for money...

rzm61
March 29th, 2009, 05:13 PM
I never ask for money...

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

tagnostic
March 29th, 2009, 05:42 PM
I never ask for money...

at least you know what your worth

rzm61
March 29th, 2009, 08:25 PM
ZING!

sailor
March 30th, 2009, 09:39 PM
I never ask for money...


If you come to my town, I'll gladly place you in the "Free Box" so anyone can just have you... and nobody has to know about it, either.
;)

I also like the idea of doing trades for sexual favors. I recently asked
a sex worker for one, but she wouldn't do it. She wanted to have me for free, not only that, but she expected me to be into driving to her house for giving it to her...how do you like the irony there?

At least she could've donated some gas money.
Needless to say, bitch went begging...

Daruko
March 30th, 2009, 11:02 PM
At least she could've donated some gas money.
Needless to say, bitch went begging...
Holy shit.
I lol'ed.

sailor
April 13th, 2009, 04:22 PM
Merseyside=Liverpool=Scousers


besides...if you never hang out with the whores, how will you know where you stand with the whales?

:icon_lol: