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Sir Fancy Pants
March 30th, 2009, 11:22 PM
So I pulled this from the time I spent lurking here and didn't wanna bump it.

Now many know Lucifer as another name for Satan, or Satan's name before he rebelled against God and was cast out of Heaven. Now the Bible has very little to say about Lucifer but in less than five minutes I will show that Lucifer is in fact Jesus by what the Bible has to say about him.

Alright the english 'Lucifer' appears in the Bible, King James Version only, once in Isaiah 14:12...

Quote:
How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! How art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

All other versions of the Bible do not use the word 'Lucifer' but 'day star', 'son of dawn' or 'morning star' in Isaiah 14:12. To find out why we look to the Latin Vulgate version of Isaiah 14:12....

Quote:
quomodo cecidisti de caelo lucifer qui mane oriebaris corruisti in terram qui vulnerabas gentes

The English translation simply took the latin 'lucifer' and capitalized it to make 'Lucifer'. The latin 'lucifer' is found in the Bible twice, the other passage is 2 Peter 1:19....

Quote:
et habemus firmiorem propheticum sermonem cui bene facitis adtendentes quasi lucernae lucenti in caliginoso loco donec dies inlucescat et lucifer oriatur in cordibus vestris

This time 'lucifer' was translated into english as....

Quote:
And we have the word of the prophets made more certain, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts.

So once the latin 'lucifer' is translated to 'Lucifer', another name for Satan, and the second time its translated to 'morning star', so who or what is this morning star? The 'morning star' appears twice in the KJ Version of the Bible, keeping in mind the KJV is the only version that has the english 'Lucifer' translation, in Revelation 2:28 and in Revelation 22:16 which reads....

Quote:
I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

Jesus clearly calls himself the 'morning star' or 'Lucifer'. So if Lucifer is Satan, which the majority of Christians will say, then Jesus is Satan as well.


Quote:
And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven. And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up. (John 3:13-14)

No man has ascended to heaven but he that has fallen from heaven, even the Son of Man(Jesus). - could be taken as a reference to Satan's fall.

As Moses lifted the seprent in the wilderness so must the Son of Man be lifted up. - The serpent in the Garden of Eden is also said to be Satan, God cursed the serpent to crawl on its belly after tempting Eve, so Jesus/Satan/Serpent needed to be lifted back up to his rightful place.

Supporting evidence that Jesus is the serpent from the Garden....

Quote:
Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods? (John 10:34)

"I said" - where does Jesus or anyone say "ye are gods" in the OT?

Quote:
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die for God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. (Genesis 3:4-5)

Well the serpent said it!

Also a gay who hangs out with 12 other guys and no chicks... kinda gay.

Quote from Corporate avengers a group goofy post here alot.
Not saying that it's good,
Not saying that it's right,
But the Virgin Mary may have been
A hermaphorodite.

Motherfuckin' go!
Motherfuckin' go!
Motherfuckin' go!

God is good, God is great,
I think that he might be gay.

Not saying God is gay,
Not saying that at all.
But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.
There might be a little fag in us all.

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual

They say that God hates Fags,
They walk around so pissed.
Disguise their hate as love,
But have they thought of this.
He made us in his image,
Now listen to what I say.
Then it's a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual

Not saying God is gay,
Not saying that at all.
But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.
There might be a little fag in us all.
He made us in his image,
Now listen to what I say.
Then it's a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.

Not saying that it's good,
Not saying that it's right,
But could the Virgin Mary have been a hermaphorodite?
She was with a child without having a man?
And that's not the only thing that I don't understand.


Maybe Mary was just a whore and her husband was naive. I mean God knocked me up had to work sooner or later.

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 30th, 2009, 11:27 PM
Interesting. You know that may be the only intelligent post you ever made.

Sir Fancy Pants
March 30th, 2009, 11:28 PM
I joined during a weird time. I just lurked until the right moment

Saigo
March 31st, 2009, 01:50 AM
I think it would be fair to explain that when both the Serpent and Jesus said "Ye are gods" that it was a 'little g' context. Read psalms 82 (primarily verse 6)
Jesus is saying they are like judges, not like God, and referring to this verse when he says "ye are gods", not Genesis. [/endfailthread]

tagnostic
March 31st, 2009, 01:55 AM
shouldn't he have said
you are goods?

Saigo
March 31st, 2009, 02:00 AM
shouldn't he have said
you are goods?

lol whut

Dr Goofy Mofo
March 31st, 2009, 02:02 AM
Tag is a punny guy. He was refering to humans a goods

http://www.emperorshotz.com/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

Saigo
March 31st, 2009, 02:05 AM
http://www.emperorshotz.com/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg
The more the government fucks you over.

It had to be said.

Tsar Phalanxia
March 31st, 2009, 11:19 AM
Are you a Libertarian?

Saigo
March 31st, 2009, 11:20 PM
Are you a Libertarian?

No, I don't like books enough.

tagnostic
April 1st, 2009, 01:45 AM
roflshcuafl
good one

I like booze
I'm a Livertarian

zexx0r
April 1st, 2009, 04:08 AM
you destroy your liver with a lot of alcohol?

tagnostic
April 1st, 2009, 04:40 AM
its a hobby

zexx0r
April 1st, 2009, 05:46 AM
oh and I thought you were promoting it... stupid me :P

tagnostic
April 1st, 2009, 05:54 AM
nope
don't recommend it
just do it

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 1st, 2009, 05:55 AM
Just like I don't recommend coming on the INTERNET for hours, I just do it.

Tsar Phalanxia
April 1st, 2009, 09:10 AM
No, I don't like books enough.

Wait, What?
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OHHHH

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