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Dr Goofy Mofo
April 14th, 2009, 06:10 PM
Sinners, take heed: There's a product available now in parts of New York that will leave you with that "almost baptized feeling."

It's called SoulWow -- with the cleansing power of confession.

In a YouTube parody of the popular ads for ShamWow absorbent towels, a priestly pitchman named Father Vic calls on Roman Catholics in Brooklyn, Queens and Long Island to partake. As Father Vic says, "Nothing soothes the soul like a true confession."

The ad campaign was launched before Palm Sunday by the dioceses of Brooklyn and Rockville Centre in an effort to increase the number of people who confess during Holy Week.

Church officials say they've seen an upsurge of followers seeking absolution.



April 14th, 2009, 06:16 PM
Well, they were right. I was saying "wow" but it was lower case and emphasized with disappointment rather than excitement.

It's possibly even worse that I'm from Utah and the SLTrib picked up the story. Ugh. It hurts my soul.

Tsar Phalanxia
April 20th, 2009, 01:35 PM
Didn't the Shamwow guy get arrested for beating up a hooker?

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 20th, 2009, 01:37 PM
Yea but catholic preist get arrested all the time for molesting little boys so i don't see the harm.

Tsar Phalanxia
April 20th, 2009, 01:38 PM
In molesting, or beating up hookers?

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 20th, 2009, 01:47 PM
haha I thought you meant the beating up hooker comment as why the catholic church is associating with him..

Tsar Phalanxia
April 20th, 2009, 01:48 PM
Oh right LOL
I'm sure they wouldn't mind, apart from the fact that he's Jewish.

April 20th, 2009, 10:47 PM

April 21st, 2009, 05:04 AM
I laughed.