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The Good Reverend Roger
April 15th, 2009, 01:03 AM
Who the fuck are YOU to judge how serious I am about Abba?

Goddamn Oligarchs.

The Good Reverend Roger
April 15th, 2009, 01:12 AM
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Abba IS a fucking religion.

Clark Nova
April 15th, 2009, 01:14 AM
Orthodox hassidic ABBA cabalist checking in.

The Good Reverend Roger
April 15th, 2009, 01:16 AM
Orthodox hassidic ABBA cabalist checking in.

Apparently, our religion is persecuted here.

And you know what THAT means...

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/jihaad.gif

fomenter
April 15th, 2009, 01:17 AM
Abba = my one true path and religion, and a very serious subject...

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 15th, 2009, 02:42 AM
I would never Fuck with abba! Who did it?

Daruko
April 15th, 2009, 02:44 AM
Trying to establish a precedent eh?
Never coulda seen this coming. :icon_rolleyes:

The Good Reverend Roger
April 15th, 2009, 02:59 AM
Trying to establish a precedent eh?
Never coulda seen this coming. :icon_rolleyes:

Daruko, you aren't invited into the religion.

CupcakeCupcake
April 15th, 2009, 03:05 AM
I was wondering where that thread went.
I wanted to see some more bad 70's fashion and feathered hair.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 15th, 2009, 03:27 AM
Bad fashion? Abba? Never!!!

Sister Faith
April 15th, 2009, 03:36 AM
Bad fashion? Abba? Never!!!

Too true! I love those ass-kicking fuck-me boots they wear. What the gals wear on their tootsies are cool too! :icon_lol:

Loki
April 15th, 2009, 04:38 AM
Roger - I've moved one of your threads :D

justshootme
April 15th, 2009, 04:42 AM
PICKLES ARE A FUCKING RELIGION



NOT TO MENTION VERY SERIOUS


THIS IS A SERIOUS POST

The Good Reverend Roger
April 15th, 2009, 04:44 AM
Roger - I've moved one of your threads :D


Why?

Loki
April 15th, 2009, 04:49 AM
Well, most folks have been good enough to respect the place.

Why are you so special eh?
Are you better than Roger and Cain?

Please don't piss on me!

EDIT: That was at justshootme.

Roger - I moved it so I didn't get a headache. You can complain as much as you like mate but you know damned well I did it for my reasons :D

justshootme
April 15th, 2009, 04:51 AM
Well, most folks have been good enough to respect the place.

Why are you so special eh?
Are you better than Roger and Cain?

Please don't piss on me!

R. Kelly, is not impressed

http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kellz.jpg

Loki
April 15th, 2009, 04:54 AM
Calley couldn't give a fuck :D

justshootme
April 15th, 2009, 04:56 AM
watch out, R.Kelly just drank a gallon of Gatorade, and has to use the bathroom REAL BAD!

Daruko
April 15th, 2009, 05:14 AM
ROFLMAO

Al Farabi
April 15th, 2009, 06:19 AM
http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kellz.jpg

His beard is shaped with surreal accuracy. It doesn't even look real.

Cain
April 15th, 2009, 11:39 AM
The wonders of photoshop, I suspect.

djura
April 15th, 2009, 02:49 PM
tread needs more bikes!

http://www.soymotero.net/images/442.jpg

and I mean bikes, not fucking Harleys

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 15th, 2009, 02:52 PM
not fucking Harleys

*Slit djura throat for thinking a crotch rocket is a bike and not a harley*

Indians and harleys are the awesome

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/classic-motorcycles-6.jpg

djura
April 15th, 2009, 02:59 PM
lol wut?
look at little leather laces hanging from the seat. What do they do? Tingle you but? I'd like to see ya do a burnout on one of those :)

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 15th, 2009, 03:03 PM
Why do you need to do a burn out? You can fucking go terminator 2

djura
April 15th, 2009, 03:16 PM
burnout - that what bikes do, and rolling stopies, weelies, 150 mph on the highway.
Ans srsly, I get the whole chopper thing, and not saying I don't dig it, it's just Harleys are so misplaced anywhere but in the US.
And don't get me wrong, but 1800 cc ant 66 bhp? Outta V twin? give me a break man... and brakes falling a part at 100mph, provided you can even go that fast without the whole thing dissembling by it self... And the fucking noise triggering every car alarm in the neighbourhood. Some might find it pritty (although flacky pearl mettalic blue with purple schiny sculls makes me wonna vomit), but it's a shitty bike.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 15th, 2009, 05:03 PM
Without the Harley there would be no bikes. I can't remember if harley got rid of it or everyone else started doing it but now all bikes here sound the same.

tagnostic
April 15th, 2009, 05:11 PM
the distinctive harley sound is because the crankshaft has only one off set
for both pistons in all others the pistons are offset to fire at regular intervals
where as with the pistons sharing the offset the 45degrees of the cylinders
is the only offset to firing,
so it fires both in the 45 degrees then 315 degrees before the next firing cycle...

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 15th, 2009, 05:19 PM
Thanks tag, It has been over 10 years since I hung around motorcycles.

tagnostic
April 15th, 2009, 05:24 PM
I still play a little
due to eyesight
I only take them
out on the backroads
on the rez
One of my homeys has 3 Harleys
We go cruisning the back roads
Another bud has 2 Ducati's
He's got a bad ticker and can't ride
so He lets me take them out on
the rez and blow the carbon out of them

justshootme
April 15th, 2009, 06:34 PM
(CHAPTER 1)


Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
In a bed that don’t belong to me
And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain’t you

Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn’t plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin’ to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, “You can’t go this way”
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, “Woman move out my way”
Said, “I got a wife at home”
She said, “Please don’t go out there”
“Lady, I’ve got to get home”
She said, her husband was comin’ up the stairs

“Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet”
She said, “Don’t you make a sound
Or some shit is going down”
I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor”
“Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet”
And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, “I’m home”
She says, “Honey, I’m in the room”
Walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin’, “Honey, I’ve been missin’ you”
She hops all over him
And says, “I’ve cooked and ran your bath water”
I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar

throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin’ her clothes off
I’m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”
And I’m like, “God please, don’t let this man open this closet”

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, “Baby, come back to bed”
He says, “Bitch say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I’m sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He goes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Damn he’s opening the closet…






(CHAPTER 2)

Well...
Now he’s staring at me like
As if he was starin in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don’t have to go no further
I can clearly see what’s goin on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don’t lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said hoe I should’ve known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I’m like whoa
There’s a reason I’m in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes
I met this girl at the Plagis club
And she told me she didn’t have a man
Then he said man please,
I’d kill you if you didn’t have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don’t give me that mack shit please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I’m not the one you after
He says son I bet you didn’t know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that’s betta right
Why can’t we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had that frown
She started cryin, sayin baby I’m sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you’re gonna be
I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
I’m like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we’re all comin out the closet
I’m not about to be the only one that’s broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I’m downstairs
And he’s like I’ll buzz you up
I’m on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I’m like who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said nigga Imma shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And I’m lookin at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I’m gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don’t shoot
3, he says don’t shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I'can't believe it it's a man

(CHAPTER 3)


Well,here we are the four of us,
in total shock me and her,
I close my mouth,and swollow spit,
as I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit,
then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one
you've been talking to,
he says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no,
he says it's the truth,
I yell "all of ya'll asses crazy,
let me up out this door", cause this is way
more than I bargoned for,
and then she says wait,
I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said i'm late,
Cuz I ain't got a damn thing to do with this.....



Then she said wouldn't you like to know
just how it all begin,
then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes,
then it got real quite,
I said somebody start talkin,then she said
And then she said "My God Rufus, I got just one question,
HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS I"M SO HURT?!?!"
he looked at her and said bitch please you got
yo nerve, with all yo club hoppin'
lying sayin' you was shoppin',
and now here you are in
our home, and you calling
me wrong, she said ok you busted me,
and that much I agree,
you caught me cheating,
but this is a little extreme,
he said you are my wife,
sleeping behind my back,
and now I come home and you got him in the closet,
how extreme is that?......



She says but she's a he,
then he says please you can't judge me,
she says Rufus this is crazy,
and I said stop aguing,
I did not stay here to hear yall chew
each other out, so get to the point,
or I swear I'm out, excuse me please,
but I think I can explain what's going in
here, my name is Chuck, and I've been
knowin' Rufus for bout a year,
at midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell,
sneaking in and out of hotels,
I said brother spare me
the details, then Rufus said Chuck please,
don't say nothin' else, then she screams Rufus
you son of a bitch,
and he says Cathy go to hell,
I said I thought you name was Mary,
that's what you said at the party,
man this is getting scary,
I'm gonna shoot somebody......




Then Rufus starts yellin' and screaming
saying Cathy this is all yo fault,
she throws a pillow at him
and says you was creepin' too the only difference
is you didn't get caught,
Chuck screams out we're in love
Cathy says love my ass
Rufus say they gettin' married
then I shoot one in the air,
then I say not another one of
you sons of bitches say a word,
cause all of this shit I'm going through
is unheard, grab my celluar,
sayin' this is so wrong,
call up my home,
and a man picks up the phone......................



(CHAPTER 4)


Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
goin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except for you was doin 60 in a 45 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I got an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exceptions
He flicks his cigarette and then gives me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 50 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go around the back
Bust up in the house and she screamin
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay
Because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love ya, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...





(CHAPTER 5)


And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the fuck is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talkin, bitch
'Fore I take a match and
Burn this muthafucka down
I said you better start talkin
And start talkin right god damn now
Then she said baby
I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby
You gone be breathless
If ya dont start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You dont know what ya fuckin wit
Girl ya better cut the bullshit
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now and sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the fuck was you thinking
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Said thats right, nigga I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls
She said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that bitches house
And dont even try to act suprised
Said bab, she said shut up
Dont you say a word
It aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman, dont you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh...uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who know with this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife, Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you

Daruko
April 15th, 2009, 07:04 PM
tl;dr is that abba or something?

Tsar Phalanxia
April 15th, 2009, 11:23 PM
cool story bro

Dolores
April 16th, 2009, 12:59 AM
I still play a little
due to eyesight
I only take them
out on the backroads
on the rez
One of my homeys has 3 Harleys
We go cruisning the back roads
Another bud has 2 Ducati's
He's got a bad ticker and can't ride
so He lets me take them out on
the rez and blow the carbon out of them


You Native?

djura
April 16th, 2009, 10:15 AM
Without the Harley there would be no bikes. I can't remember if harley got rid of it or everyone else started doing it but now all bikes here sound the same.

All the US bikes sound the same, at least all the ones I took a ride on. And, they are conformable to ride, I'll give you that. In my humble opinion, US bikes lack what every other bike emphasizes - toughness. Sure, they are big and shiny, and chromed, and eye catching, although most of the paint jobs just plain suck. If I was to show up on a bikers meeting with such bike, I'd be laughed at.
So if you wont a real bike, one you can use every day, you need to come to Europe or Japan.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 16th, 2009, 02:52 PM
But they are made of plastic and look like a big toy!

terrorX
April 17th, 2009, 01:52 AM
Who the fuck are YOU to judge how serious I am about Abba?

Goddamn Oligarchs.

yea cocksuckers!

Daruko
April 17th, 2009, 03:10 AM
Aw, look! Roger made a new friend. That's so sweet. :)

fomenter
April 17th, 2009, 03:13 AM
see if you weren't a total ass-munch fuck-nut you could maybe make a friend someday too

GodofGoogle
April 17th, 2009, 03:13 AM
All the US bikes sound the same, at least all the ones I took a ride on. And, they are conformable to ride, I'll give you that. In my humble opinion, US bikes lack what every other bike emphasizes - toughness. Sure, they are big and shiny, and chromed, and eye catching, although most of the paint jobs just plain suck. If I was to show up on a bikers meeting with such bike, I'd be laughed at.
So if you wont a real bike, one you can use every day, you need to come to Europe or Japan.


Rice burners don't work for me. I prefer a Harley even if it does leak oil on my driveway.

GodofGoogle
April 17th, 2009, 03:14 AM
Aw, look! Roger made a new friend. That's so sweet. :)


Durk old buddy! No one has killed you yet?

Ah well, it's not a perfect world.

Daruko
April 17th, 2009, 03:19 AM
Durk old buddy! No one has killed you yet?

Ah well, it's not a perfect world.
Who yuo be, scoundrel?
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http://photos.upi.com/topics-Jim-Varney/a6280463f8e85f20581ae58e1bbe7831/Jim-Varney_7.jpg

GodofGoogle
April 17th, 2009, 03:22 AM
Oh I expect your mastery will allow you to figure it out.

HINT: old buddy was sarcasm.

terrorX
April 17th, 2009, 05:11 AM
see if you weren't a total ass-munch fuck-nut you could maybe make a friend someday too

i feel moist...

djura
April 17th, 2009, 07:31 PM
But they are made of plastic and look like a big toy!

lol wut. Oh, yeah, you forgot to actually look at the pic I posted. And bikes you refer to do have many body painted parts, but it's carbon fiber. The nicest bike I've ever ridden was a 2000 650 cc bmw - nice comfortable, quiet, 50 hp, fast when you need it, smooth accelaration, good brakes, abs, reliable as hell. Good rideing position, most of the time, don't even have to ware a bealt, and if you wont you can even get crazy with it. All I ever wanted out of a bike.
And I dig chopers, don't get me wrong, just the ingeneering just plain sux.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 17th, 2009, 07:37 PM
No i forgot the picture and thought It was a crotch rocket.

Sportsters are not badhttp://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2006models/2006-Harley-Davidson-XL883Sportster883c.jpg

I just like a classic look
http://prostreetblog.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/05/200508amd2.jpg

djura
April 24th, 2009, 11:11 AM
can we at least agree on this?

http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Strasse/8114/deskpicts/BMW_Bike/BMW_Bike_640_480.JPG

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 24th, 2009, 02:38 PM
In different color sure!

Tsar Phalanxia
April 24th, 2009, 02:39 PM
Yeah, beige is a bit...well, beige.


Btw, what's a pillow biter?

djura
April 25th, 2009, 11:17 AM
In different color sure!
all bikes should be black!

Yeah, beige is a bit...well, beige.

Btw, what's a pillow biter?

I can only guess, but don't like where my imagination takes me...

Loki
April 25th, 2009, 06:01 PM
I can only guess, but don't like where my imagination takes me...

Follow your dream :D

Tsar Phalanxia
April 25th, 2009, 06:33 PM
I can only guess, but don't like where my imagination takes me...

Follow your dream :D

It's a nightmare D:

The Good Reverend Roger
April 26th, 2009, 02:25 PM
all bikes should be black!




http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/ThatsRacist.gif

tagnostic
April 27th, 2009, 02:56 AM
http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/ThatsRacist.gif


with the avatar
the irony is
perfect

djura
April 27th, 2009, 04:29 PM
This raises another dilemma... why are all cool bikes black?

The Good Reverend Roger
April 27th, 2009, 09:10 PM
with the avatar
the irony is
perfect


What avatar?