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Aaryk
April 16th, 2009, 06:04 PM
The San Francisco art gallery has a piece right now that I'm gonna suggest the Catholic church take a long...hard...wet...er... look at.

http://www.sfae.com/index.php?action=gallery&status=show_product&ID=1568

http://www.sfae.com/images/product_images/1989.jpg

woody23
April 16th, 2009, 06:08 PM
I would go. And I would kiss the statue. Srsly.

rzm61
April 16th, 2009, 06:10 PM
you mormans are trying to trick us! :D

woody23
April 16th, 2009, 06:12 PM
M-O-R-M-O-N-S dude. With an 'O'. We don't like men, remember. technically they should call us the Morwives.

Aaryk
April 16th, 2009, 06:14 PM
Stop including me in your sick/twisted beliefs, Woody.

And yes, I'm trying to trick everyone. I'm a godless atheist with no morals and a nihilistic outlook on life. Why wouldn't I always have some sort of sick underlying intent? ;)

Tsar Phalanxia
April 16th, 2009, 06:16 PM
Well, DUH. You obviously like Peny Arcade. That's proof enough for me.

Dr Goofy Mofo
April 16th, 2009, 06:18 PM
Ok so I would tap that religion!

rzm61
April 16th, 2009, 06:22 PM
M-O-R-M-O-N-S dude. With an 'O'. We don't like men, remember. technically they should call us the Morwives.

Hey I've been respectful long enough!

Aaryk
April 16th, 2009, 06:28 PM
Well, DUH. You obviously like Peny Arcade. That's proof enough for me.

Fair enough. Seriously though, I used to read the webcomic you have as your avatar, but I can't remember what it was called. Which one is that again? I've been meaning to ask since I first saw it.

Tsar Phalanxia
April 16th, 2009, 06:45 PM
Sinfest
"Life's a bitch, But she's MY bitch" - Slick

followerOfGoogle
April 17th, 2009, 02:42 AM
Ok so I would tap that religion!

lol, it looks like brabie got crucified

fomenter
April 17th, 2009, 02:47 AM
looked like Barbarella to me :icon_lol:

Paul Vii
April 17th, 2009, 02:49 AM
"How to get people back to church..." have you tried using a bus?

Paul Vii
April 17th, 2009, 02:50 AM
looked like Barbarella to me :icon_lol:

jane fonda, oh man!

zexx0r
April 17th, 2009, 03:29 AM
you mormans are trying to trick us! :D

http://i41.tinypic.com/312jq6c.jpg

Paul Vii
April 17th, 2009, 03:31 AM
http://i41.tinypic.com/312jq6c.jpg

shut up racist.

zexx0r
April 17th, 2009, 03:35 AM
shut up racist.
*_O no cookie for you! :(

Paul Vii
April 17th, 2009, 03:43 AM
*_O no cookie for you! :(

your mum just told me she wants me to stick my big mamba jamba up your butt before she sucks it. something about the taste of a prepubescent boy or something? ok with you? instead of after?

zexx0r
April 17th, 2009, 03:44 AM
your mum just told me she wants me to stick my big mamba jamba up your butt before she sucks it. something about the taste of a prepubescent boy or something? ok with you? instead of after?

you would put it up my ass?? :S
man, I'm as straight as I can be.

Back off!

Aaryk
April 17th, 2009, 03:44 AM
your mum just told me she wants me to stick my big mamba jamba up your butt before she sucks it. something about the taste of a prepubescent boy or something? ok with you? instead of after?

Hey! Not in my thread, mister! This thread is for sex and religion only. No trollings! :icon_cry:

Paul Vii
April 17th, 2009, 03:48 AM
Hey! Not in my thread, mister! This thread is for sex and religion only. No trollings! :icon_cry:

no trollings on my part. just sticking to the facts mister.

Bladez0r
April 17th, 2009, 03:55 AM
Oh, Paul, seriously, what made you say that BS? Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning??
The easiest way to show how mentally weak someone is is to start saying stuff about someone's mom. Great job, 10-year old troll.

GodofGoogle
April 17th, 2009, 03:56 AM
The San Francisco art gallery has a piece right now that I'm gonna suggest the Catholic church take a long...hard...wet...er... look at.

http://www.sfae.com/index.php?action=gallery&status=show_product&ID=1568

http://www.sfae.com/images/product_images/1989.jpg


If you are going to peddle this to the Catholics you need to replace it with a 10 year old boy.

Aaryk
April 17th, 2009, 03:58 AM
If you are going to peddle this to the Catholics you need to replace it with a 10 year old boy.

HIYO!!!

Paul Vii
April 17th, 2009, 04:02 AM
i'm a 13 year old boy. will i fit?

Paul Vii
April 17th, 2009, 04:03 AM
Oh, Paul, seriously, what made you say that BS? Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning??
The easiest way to show how mentally weak someone is is to start saying stuff about someone's mom. Great job, 10-year old troll.

what made me say that is well documented in these forums. read up before you start wagging fingers.

GodofGoogle
April 17th, 2009, 04:06 AM
i'm a 13 year old boy. will i fit?

Does your Priest keep you after church?

Tsar Phalanxia
April 17th, 2009, 11:50 AM
If you are going to peddle this to the Catholics you need to replace it with a 10 year old boy.

ENGAGE

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll286/Phalanxia/4e196cea.png

Tsar Phalanxia
April 19th, 2009, 06:41 PM
For boys you'll be wanting Shotacat, not Pedobear.

http://forums.gamenavigator.ru/download/file.php?id=1234

Heh. Also, Photobucket has apparently decided that Pedobear constitutes a terms of use violation. WTF is up with that?