[The Laughing Man]

How come you're always online? I mean literally always online. Your name is always down there, no matter what time of the day or night I check this place out.

Don't you have a job or something? Education? Perhaps a love life?

Do you do anything but sit there refreshing the index hoping that someone says something about you?

Just wondering.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How come you're always online? I mean literally always online. Your name is always down there, no matter what time of the day or night I check this place out.

Don't you have a job or something? Education? Perhaps a love life?

Do you do anything but sit there refreshing the index hoping that someone says something about you?

Just wondering.


He hasn't had much to do since his wife left him for a jizz mopper with better prospects.