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Nosferatu
June 9th, 2009, 07:55 PM
I think Dar and Dr. Mofo should do one last thing before they go...I think they should ban me from the site. I do not possess the will to get another email, and to be perfectly honest, I'm getting really really bored. So, do a good deed for the day in the name of Google and ban me for I have blasphemed...saw my head off and stick it on a pike...Life is not worth living without interaction [sex, drugs, and r&r, gay, straight whatever\]. By the way, is that one avatar a picture taken of themselves masterbating? Just figured that out...

Loki
June 10th, 2009, 12:37 AM
I think Dar and Dr. Mofo should do one last thing before they go...I think they should ban me from the site. I do not possess the will to get another email, and to be perfectly honest, I'm getting really really bored. So, do a good deed for the day in the name of Google and ban me for I have blasphemed...saw my head off and stick it on a pike...Life is not worth living without interaction [sex, drugs, and r&r, gay, straight whatever\]. By the way, is that one avatar a picture taken of themselves masterbating? Just figured that out...

You remind me of someone?

Dr Goofy Mofo
June 10th, 2009, 03:45 AM
Nope

Nosferatu
June 12th, 2009, 09:01 PM
Nope

If you dont, the site will fail entirely! Dont be a dumb shit...

Dr Goofy Mofo
June 13th, 2009, 04:16 AM
Daruko can't ban and I don't wanna.

Dr Goofy Mofo
June 13th, 2009, 04:24 AM
I didn't work when Sciky did it, and before that he asked to be banned. I see no point in doing it, what will it accomplish?

If he is sick of geting emails edit options in user cp

Tsar Phalanxia
June 13th, 2009, 11:15 AM
Just kill it with fire. Works every time.

fomenter
June 13th, 2009, 04:35 PM
if he doesn't want to be here he should stop posting its very simple...

Tsar Phalanxia
June 13th, 2009, 04:42 PM
If Lamb did want to stop posting, he would. However, he's content to be the most pathetic/stoned troll on the internet.

fomenter
June 13th, 2009, 04:51 PM
and if banning accomplished anything it would have worked the first 6 or 7 times.
ignore him and the other two most pathetic trolls on the internet..

Tsar Phalanxia
June 13th, 2009, 09:45 PM
We have banned him before?

fomenter
June 13th, 2009, 10:06 PM
under a number of different names, unless i have him confused with some other lame troll..

they might as well all be one person even if they aren't

Nosferatu
June 14th, 2009, 04:44 AM
It'll get rid of a troll.

Yes...listen to the ass-rimmer

Dr Goofy Mofo
June 14th, 2009, 05:11 AM
under a number of different names, unless i have him confused with some other lame troll..

they might as well all be one person even if they aren't

yup as pclamb, terrorx, Cyperbull, Cyperbama... never worked!

tagnostic
June 14th, 2009, 05:54 AM
those pesky IP's
even with a lappy
will come back to
haunt you

fomenter
June 14th, 2009, 06:25 AM
the spammers come back too but that's a different type of problem

nostrupclamtu is just a lame troll, ignoring him and his request to be banned is the funniest and most fitting punishment, he spent weeks begging to be unbanned now he is unbanned and has nothing interesting to say.....

fomenter
June 14th, 2009, 07:06 AM
my opinion only,
hopefully ignoring him will get rid of him,
i say lets see how long he wallows alone in his uselessness before leaving.

of the two new members he has flamed one has already caught on and told him to fuck off,
and both have received a good wholesome welcome from the regular members,
all sites have retards that post,
anyone who can't spot who they are and see that they don't represent the group are not likely to survive more than five minutes on any forum, it is no loss to us if they get scared away ..

fomenter
June 14th, 2009, 07:30 AM
i am not seeing it

Tsar Phalanxia
June 14th, 2009, 01:59 PM
Thing is, what do we have to lose when it comes to banning him? That he comes back? It's obvious when he returns under a sockpuppet, and if he does return not acting like a dick, then it has worked. It's a win-win situation.
Don't get me wrong, I've been advocating ignoring him since he's arrived. But if it doesn't work, then a ban and Kill On Sight may be in order. If neither the carrot, nor the stick work, a bigger stick may be in order.

tagnostic
June 14th, 2009, 05:15 PM
everybody could ban
a different alt
plenty to go around

fomenter
June 14th, 2009, 05:51 PM
banning is always a option and if he breaks a major rule he will be gone, (very simple) but paying no attention to him has not been given its full chance yet, he is asking to be banned because it is starting to work and he needs something to be dramatic about.

keep welcoming the new members properly, and explaining the troll if he flames them and no worthwhile members or traffic will be lost,

Tsar Phalanxia
June 14th, 2009, 07:21 PM
banning is always a option and if he breaks a major rule he will be gone, (very simple),

What would a major rule constitute of? I've got the feeling he's the kind of troll who wouldn't break any major rules, more slow burning than a nuclear weapon.

but paying no attention to him has not been given its full chance yet, he is asking to be banned because it is starting to work and he needs something to be dramatic about.

I'd agree with this line of thought. But should ignoring be extended to all conversation about him?

keep welcoming the new members properly, and explaining the troll if he flames them and no worthwhile members or traffic will be lost,

OK. I'm willing to give this one more shot.

fomenter
June 14th, 2009, 07:29 PM
porn/kiddy porn, spam, planning the commission of a real crime/threats of irl violence, anything that would or could result in legal trouble for site owners.
there may be others i have forgotten to mention...


yes including this one..


thank you for being welcoming to the new members

Dr Goofy Mofo
June 15th, 2009, 01:16 AM
Other then banning him doesn't work. The only why to do it is to ip bann him and half the ip's he has are public access.

rmw
June 15th, 2009, 01:40 AM
Simply don't feed the troll (ignore him). I would suggest keeping conversations about him to PMs, as this kind of public discourse probably feeds into the problem, though it's not intentional (IMO).

Tsar Phalanxia
June 15th, 2009, 08:56 AM
Well, that's what he wants, attention.

Nosferatu
June 15th, 2009, 04:32 PM
Not nearly as satisfying as just getting rid of him alltogether. Plus, he's flaming new members in the introductions forum. Get rid of him or he'll get rid of our members.

U do a great job at running them off too...so ctrl...alt...delete me...I dont care...

Tsar Phalanxia
June 15th, 2009, 07:49 PM
Well, whatever. Everybody click here. (http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/forum/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=10773)
DOO EEEEEEEEEET
U do a great job at running them off too...so ctrl...alt...delete me...I dont care...

I say that this is even greater justification to do this than ever before.

Nosferatu
June 15th, 2009, 10:43 PM
DOO EEEEEEEEEET


I say that this is even greater justification to do this than ever before.

Do you swing to the left or right?

Nosferatu
June 15th, 2009, 10:44 PM
Well, whatever. Everybody click here. (http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/forum/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=10773)

Does rimmer mean U like to sample the rubber donut?

Nosferatu
June 15th, 2009, 10:45 PM
Simply don't feed the troll (ignore him). I would suggest keeping conversations about him to PMs, as this kind of public discourse probably feeds into the problem, though it's not intentional (IMO).

[code words for u r gay and fraid to say so...\]

Arbiter419
June 21st, 2009, 03:27 AM
Is this a reincarnated Alice?

Or just a slightly more mellow Alice?

Tsar Phalanxia
June 21st, 2009, 11:43 AM
No, just a twat. Thinks he's creeping us out, but he's failing. Just ignore him.

Nosferatu
June 23rd, 2009, 11:40 PM
No, just a twat. Thinks he's creeping us out, but he's failing. Just ignore him.

How do you get dried cum out of a keyboard?

Tsar Phalanxia
June 24th, 2009, 12:14 AM
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/unsuccessful-troll.jpg

Loki
June 24th, 2009, 09:40 PM
How do you get dried cum out of a keyboard?

Take your hands off?