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Will.
June 17th, 2009, 04:10 PM
Its not what you think, its worse.

tagnostic
June 17th, 2009, 04:12 PM
Its not what you think, its worse.
and there's no warranty

Will.
June 17th, 2009, 05:41 PM
*Expected "don't talk to me about life"*
*Was disappointed and relieved at the same time*
*Leaves pointless topic*


I'm disappointed that you, used texted actions.

tagnostic
June 17th, 2009, 05:43 PM
I think we should start a class action suit,
Lets sue "god" for malpractice

Yiuel
June 17th, 2009, 06:11 PM
Its not what you think, its worse.

Porqué?

Will.
June 17th, 2009, 06:51 PM
I think we should start a class action suit,
Lets sue "god" for malpractice

From what I hear the Vatican has some pretty cool stuff, this might work.

tagnostic
June 17th, 2009, 07:04 PM
I'm thinking more Global,
Lets Sue God et al
and name all non-profit
recognized religions as
co-defendants and
accessories after the fact.
Thats just the civil suit,

then it will be In The World Court
for Human rights Violations and
Crimes against Humanity

Not to mention that Being Thrown out of Eden
Without a Hearing was Illegal and by precedent
a conquered and displaced people has a right to
return to their homeland therefore all Humanity
has the right to return to Eden and God is in
Violation of U.N. Resolutions for keeping us out.

Then there is Satan, In the case of the Apple
charges should be filed for fraud under the consumer information act,
coersion by proxy (the serpent), organising criminal activity (RICO statutes)
inciting to rebellion, Health Code Violation for distibuting food products known
to be a health hazard, drug charges for distribution of a controlled substance, and
homicide for willful distribution of a substance known to cause death.
(seeking punitive damages of Ski Resorts in Hell)

rmw
June 18th, 2009, 12:48 AM
I like your ideas, Tag. Too bad Johnny Cochrane's dead.

Will.
June 20th, 2009, 12:35 PM
Who needs Cochrane when you've got West?

tagnostic
June 20th, 2009, 02:24 PM
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Will.
June 20th, 2009, 02:53 PM
:icon_lol:

that made me die a little bit inside.

rzm61
June 20th, 2009, 05:46 PM
I like your ideas, Tag. Too bad Johnny Cochrane's dead.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/0330chewbacca.jpg

Chewbacca Defense. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense)

rmw
June 20th, 2009, 10:33 PM
I wonder if they teach the Chewbacca defense in law school...

tagnostic
June 21st, 2009, 03:33 AM
you just have to change majors

semantics+acting+philosopy+business=law
(all logic is a demerit, obviously)

Nosferatu
June 21st, 2009, 05:30 AM
:icon_lol:

that made me die a little bit inside.

Wilt thou show thy nakedness Will...? Please?

Will.
June 21st, 2009, 02:11 PM
Wilt thou show thy nakedness Will...? Please?

YOU = SUICIDE + RIGHT NOW. :icon_cool:

Will.
June 21st, 2009, 02:31 PM
I wonder if they teach the Chewbacca defense in law school...

Ever see those commercials about medical injuries,

Thats basically the chewbacca defense.

tagnostic
June 21st, 2009, 03:17 PM
i use the not here defense

am I in Poughkepsie?
no
am I in Madrid?
no
am I in Bejing?
no
am I in Venice?
no
Well if I'm not in any of those places, I must be somewhere else
If I'm somewhere else I'm not here
If I'm not here it can't be me

Will.
June 21st, 2009, 03:21 PM
thats all fine and dandy, I use, the

I got more fire power than the rcmp and police combined defense.

tagnostic
June 21st, 2009, 03:25 PM
in practice
I use a modified Ruy Lopez
with a strong side Fiancetto

Nosferatu
June 23rd, 2009, 11:34 PM
i use the not here defense

am I in Poughkepsie?
no
am I in Madrid?
no
am I in Bejing?
no
am I in Venice?
no
Well if I'm not in any of those places, I must be somewhere else
If I'm somewhere else I'm not here
If I'm not here it can't be me

Are you in Sonora CA?