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sailor
August 25th, 2009, 12:34 AM
Can you heal me?

I'm lying on the floor with frozen corn on my boob.

Biopsy today, they remove cells with a needle thingy.

It hurts, but they used drugs for the pain. They were really good & nice.

Part of my breast lump is gone now, in a petri dish. I find out Thursday about the results.

Chances are good that its benign, but I want to get the rest removed.

Wow, I was nervous.

rmw
August 25th, 2009, 12:44 AM
Hope your results come back as being negative for anything bad. *fingers crossed*

PS: Try frozen green beans. ;)

sailor
August 25th, 2009, 02:34 AM
Thanks, yeah, me too! I'm relaxing and doing the post procedure princess cure:

Smoothie, veggies, vitamins double dose, tea, reiki, self massage/foot spa/pedicure/parrafin dip.

I'm thinking of having a friend over for a movie & hot stones. Damn, my cd player broke, so no soothing windham hill. Anyhow, I read their frightening pamphlet...folks, don't do this.

Dr Goofy Mofo
August 25th, 2009, 03:30 AM
I had such high hopes for this thread.

the hopes were located in my pants

sailor
August 25th, 2009, 03:45 AM
You're coming to see us, then?

Your pants & my breasts need some work.


I have the wound pics right here, ready to upload to myspace.

Lol. Check it, I'm right in the middle of like totally deep breathing & stuff.

OfficerFriendly
August 25th, 2009, 03:57 AM
Fascinating

Dr Goofy Mofo
August 25th, 2009, 04:28 AM
You're coming to see us, then?

Your pants & my breasts need some work.


I have the wound pics right here, ready to upload to myspace.

Lol. Check it, I'm right in the middle of like totally deep breathing & stuff.

maybe someday, I have to work up credit with my new job.

Now this work the my pants and your breast need, is it a joint venture?;)

I see not these pics

Cheesemonkeys24
August 26th, 2009, 01:53 AM
Hope U feel better. Try frozen peas. Those keep cold the longest.
:icon_:Dl:

sailor
August 26th, 2009, 09:56 AM
Fascinating

Can you translate this thread to prostate health for us?

maybe someday, I have to work up credit with my new job.

Now this work the my pants and your breast need, is it a joint venture?;)

I see not these pics

What's ur job like & where?
We're all related, everything is jointed.
Giving the term breast massage/examination a whole new twist...
You're blind? They're in my default.

Hope U feel better. Try frozen peas. Those keep cold the longest.
:icon_:Dl:

I do, thanks. I'm going to watch 'seven' and have this homemade ice blended tea w soy.
Then finish cleaning stuff, and dress my wounds.

The outpouring of love & concern has been
Amazing.

kittehkaboodle
August 26th, 2009, 03:28 PM
Did he just say pea?

Cheesemonkeys24
August 26th, 2009, 05:45 PM
Did he just say pea?

I am not a he...... I am a she.

Also I searched the Almighty Google for "how to stop pain" and frozen peas that you get in a bag from the freezer section, work the best. Or ice.

OfficerFriendly
August 27th, 2009, 01:03 AM
Can you translate this thread to prostate health for us?

Sure, tits or gtfo

kittehkaboodle
August 27th, 2009, 03:07 AM
I am not a he...... I am a she.

Also I searched the Almighty Google for "how to stop pain" and frozen peas that you get in a bag from the freezer section, work the best. Or ice.

Oh, well, you know how painful it can be, then, perhaps. I did corn, then I switched to little bags of coffee. They send you home with bandaids & a white disposable ice bag taped to your chest. You're supposed to tuck into into your bra, but I burned all mine. Too tight. Espec. When ur o.t.r. like right now.

Do u have any opinions on tampon brands? I'm really sensitive to the bleach.

They say ibuprofen but not aspirin. I'm just doing nothing.

sailor
August 27th, 2009, 03:47 AM
Sure, tits or gtfo

I would get the fuck off you, but I'm currently in custody & awaiting prosecution for my various felony charges.

No yuo.

OfficerFriendly
August 27th, 2009, 05:02 PM
Thats ok. I felt the weight of your body disembarked when I opened my parachute. Ya should have gripped tighter.

Cheesemonkeys24
August 27th, 2009, 10:54 PM
Oh, well, you know how painful it can be, then, perhaps. I did corn, then I switched to little bags of coffee. They send you home with bandaids & a white disposable ice bag taped to your chest. You're supposed to tuck into into your bra, but I burned all mine. Too tight. Espec. When ur o.t.r. like right now.

Do u have any opinions on tampon brands? I'm really sensitive to the bleach.
They say ibuprofen but not aspirin. I'm just doing nothing.

Try organic brands that you would get at a health store or ask your doc. They don't have bleach.

Maybe try some kids pain releaver. Its not as strong. It works well.

Dr Goofy Mofo
August 28th, 2009, 05:05 AM
What's ur job like & where?
We're all related, everything is jointed.
Giving the term breast massage/examination a whole new twist...
You're blind? They're in my default.

I work at a group home with guys with mental disablites in omaha.

A twist and a stroke

They took a while to show up

sailor
August 28th, 2009, 08:02 AM
Thats ok. I felt the weight of your body disembarked when I opened my parachute. Ya should have gripped tighter.

Pilot to copliot, pilot to copilot...
prepare for landing. oops, forgot to open my chute.

*timber*

I work at a group home with guys with mental disablites in omaha.

A twist and a stroke

They took a while to show up

that's so very brave of you goofy. i didn't understand that your computer degree prepared you for work with the disabled.

i have done work in special ed before. it is hard, so good luck, im sure you'll be good at it. try a little art therapy.

kittehkaboodle
August 28th, 2009, 08:25 AM
Try organic brands that you would get at a health store or ask your doc. They don't have bleach.

Maybe try some kids pain releaver. Its not as strong. It works well.

yeah, i was just checking. i use the trader joes tampons, actually, to be frank. i have used the whole foods ones, but seriously, they should get with the 365 brand...and make their own feminine hygiene products.

then, because it's kinda pricey to use ALL bleach-free products to throw away, i just use the normal plain ones that say, like TAMPONS. I dislike pads, they should make better things of this sort. i have tried the stupid fabric pads and they are like not my style, ok, ok. you have to wash them, it's like cotton diapers, ok, ok, i cant go there. sorry land.

as for kids ibuprofen. i have used st. joseph's baby aspirin and it's ok. also, i guess i could break open a tab and just sprinkle the powder and use some of it in a drink. also, i have taken to blending up my horse pill vitamins that are icky to swallow in with my green drink. i often grind these stupid honking pills up with a coffee grinder too, then just kind of wing it with the dosage. but you could use a little spoon and guess how much it is by viewing it. that's what i do...guesstimate. i like taking more vitamins, makes me perky, plus, today i added some coffee today. REAL coffee.

(i dunno. i have headache. go away)

edit: my tit is yellow, now. big huge bruise. and i have pics. my test results are not back yet. i tried the peas today...and i boiled them on me, i think. it's 102 degrees out.

OfficerFriendly
August 28th, 2009, 10:42 AM
This whole thread just turned womanly. I shall leave you all to swap VahJayJay stories to yourselves. :fear:

Dr Goofy Mofo
August 28th, 2009, 04:12 PM
that's so very brave of you goofy. i didn't understand that your computer degree prepared you for work with the disabled.

i have done work in special ed before. it is hard, so good luck, im sure you'll be good at it. try a little art therapy.

No that is what having an autistic brother does.

rmw
August 28th, 2009, 11:52 PM
No that is what having an autistic brother does.

That may be true, but you also strike me as someone who has the personality for it.

Cheesemonkeys24
August 29th, 2009, 05:46 AM
yeah, i was just checking.

For what??? :icon_wut?:

kittehkaboodle
August 30th, 2009, 06:06 AM
No that is what having an autistic brother does.

so you put that as experience and it counted and got you a job? no wai!

sailor
August 30th, 2009, 06:44 AM
For what??? :icon_wut?:

just looking up under the pantyline for clues.

sorry..:fear:

OfficerFriendly
August 30th, 2009, 02:20 PM
In tribute to Sailor and the rest of the girl team's breasts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S1Dqo2EKno
(NSFW)

rmw
August 30th, 2009, 03:57 PM
In tribute to Sailor and the rest of the girl team's breasts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S1Dqo2EKno
(NSFW)

I'm touched, Friendly, really I am. :icon_razz:

tagnostic
August 31st, 2009, 06:58 AM
I'm touched,
Friendly,
really I am. :icon_razz:

hmmmm

kittehkaboodle
September 2nd, 2009, 10:05 AM
In tribute to Sailor and the rest of the girl team's breasts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S1Dqo2EKno
(NSFW)

yeah. ha. that wasnt very funny. ha.

i dont really like large breasts. in fact, you could say that i like smaller boobs on a woman. i like the "dancer's body" look which is more athletic, not skinny, not fat, not stupidly out of proportion. i also like a more natural look.

i frankly can not stand fake boobs that are huge looking like that. i looks really idiodic to my eye. i prefer c cup or smaller.

so, most of my male friends are actually leg & butt guys. they never seem to mind.

and...neither do i. i like women who are champagne cups. if i were attracted to women, i would choose the more traditional looking model figure types, not the porn DDDDEEEEs, but that is just my preference, and there is nothing wrong with being large, it's just my sexual nature is to like to look at and be actually in proportion and not too top heavy, or bottom heavy, but i actually dont mind having a larger backside. most of my guy friends who actually date me and like me, like my ass and dont care about my breast size. just telling you about my life. i do tend to date upper middle class, wealthy, well educated men from about 25 to around 50. slice o life pie...

plus, most of the men i actually date are very good looking athletic types. like soccer players and musicians/artists, filmmakers, writers...jocks with creativity...

:icon_:Dl:

OfficerFriendly
September 2nd, 2009, 03:54 PM
yeah. ha. that wasnt very funny. ha.

i dont really like large breasts. in fact, you could say that i like smaller boobs on a woman. i like the "dancer's body" look which is more athletic, not skinny, not fat, not stupidly out of proportion. i also like a more natural look.

i frankly can not stand fake boobs that are huge looking like that. i looks really idiodic to my eye. i prefer c cup or smaller.

so, most of my male friends are actually leg & butt guys. they never seem to mind.

and...neither do i. i like women who are champagne cups. if i were attracted to women, i would choose the more traditional looking model figure types, not the porn DDDDEEEEs, but that is just my preference, and there is nothing wrong with being large, it's just my sexual nature is to like to look at and be actually in proportion and not too top heavy, or bottom heavy, but i actually dont mind having a larger backside. most of my guy friends who actually date me and like me, like my ass and dont care about my breast size. just telling you about my life. i do tend to date upper middle class, wealthy, well educated men from about 25 to around 50. slice o life pie...

plus, most of the men i actually date are very good looking athletic types. like soccer players and musicians/artists, filmmakers, writers...jocks with creativity...

:icon_:Dl:

Ho yeah, right! I date only astronauts, Queens and Doctors, whom in their prime, won beauty queen contests, star in porn films or can balance a beer can on their heads while rocking forward and back.

Fake boobs are in a category by themselves, And surely when out of proportion to their host, are indeed awful to look at. And what man don't like any size breast? :shrug:

sailor
September 3rd, 2009, 03:30 AM
Ho yeah, right! I date only astronauts, Queens and Doctors, whom in their prime, won beauty queen contests, star in porn films or can balance a beer can on their heads while rocking forward and back.

Fake boobs are in a category by themselves, And surely when out of proportion to their host, are indeed awful to look at. And what man don't like any size breast? :shrug:

sorry. i know that i feel really accessible these days, but i do have many years behind me. alot can happen, you never know who you may meet.
i didnt mean to sound braggish, i just thought a reality check was in order.
hm. not that you arent a cutie, mr. friendly, of course you are. there are a lot of hotties at church. yeah, all my bfs have mainly been smarties, witty, creative, talented. even boys or men i just dated casually some are hollywood stars, famous journalists, internet sensations, hiers to fortunes, genius/prodigies, very creative artists, musicians, rock stars, writers, designers. the main thing i guess is that beauty is subjective, and im probably tainted by knowing them well, and also, just the personality of a man combined with a good head & fine genes is just irresistible to me. there are only a few i can think of not fondly, and even then....rawr. i was a ballet dancer/song girl in my youth, for a long time, and also...gifted mentally, so it attracted really amazing types of men. of course, i ate poop and didnt hold onto them like i shoulda... live & learn.

im just older, wiser now, and i dont have as much time, beauty, or frankly money to do all the things i need to do...you slow down when you get old, unless you always keep moving. its a hormone thing, and your responsibilities change, so your life can change for better or worse sometimes. just keep ya head up, and things always change for the better. i have no regrets, really, just fond memories. i would post a few old pics, but i dont know how other people would perceive them.

i guess, actually, in my mind, all my men are handsome, but really just intelligent, mainly.

:shrug:

what i was saying about breasts, is that often a man doesnt care about breast size, fyi i got more offers of marriage & sex when i was an a cup, srsly, than i do with size b.

unless youve got a fetish where size matters, which it doesnt matter to me that much in a man, as long as they are healthy & normal.

OfficerFriendly
September 4th, 2009, 03:59 AM
Good reading.

Ha! My cute days of attractiveness are over (knock on wood). I seem to morph into something cute when a relationship seems to be on the rocks or worse, being single. Any cuteness I may have left now-a-days, I have to augment it with 'Dirty English'.

kittehkaboodle
September 4th, 2009, 11:48 AM
Good reading.

Ha! My cute days of attractiveness are over (knock on wood). I seem to morph into something cute when a relationship seems to be on the rocks or worse, being single. Any cuteness I may have left now-a-days, I have to augment it with 'Dirty English'.

mmm i smell the blood of an englishman.

that is good that you are not thinking you are cute. otherwise we'd have to call vainglorious, and he's not in right now.

so, that means that you're in a relationship, if i read you correctly.

damn.

:fap:

edit - update, breast lump is NORMAL. whew.

OfficerFriendly
September 5th, 2009, 01:42 AM
yeah, I am in a relationship. My wife ordered my cat and I to get our balls cut off. Now the cat and I do nothing but watch soap operas and cry to Dr Phil.

rmw
September 5th, 2009, 03:59 PM
yeah, I am in a relationship. My wife ordered my cat and I to get our balls cut off. Now the cat and I do nothing but watch soap operas and cry to Dr Phil.

It was to keep you guys from spraying everywhere, I'm sure. :icon_razz:

sailor
September 6th, 2009, 03:49 AM
yeah, I am in a relationship. My wife ordered my cat and I to get our balls cut off. Now the cat and I do nothing but watch soap operas and cry to Dr Phil.

I'm so sorry to hear that your balls were that valuable of a commodity.

I hope they fetched a high market value. Eunuchs can come in a great deal of handy around the kitchen & bath area here, now-a-days...

I'm sure that One Life to Live & General Hospital's entertainment stocks went up now that the Neilsen's are in on your neighborhood.

Maybe, there's hope in the psychology profession for you, eventually...like, after the cat bites the big one. I think Phil has an interactive website to attend, right alongside the Britney meltdown queries.

Sounds like you've got skills!

OfficerFriendly
September 7th, 2009, 12:00 AM
Fascinating

Loki
September 7th, 2009, 12:37 AM
Fascinating


You think?

I fell asleep an hour ago - I'm sleep posting now.

oh ya - a politically correct advert from the '80s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dff9bs-RjZ0

OfficerFriendly
September 7th, 2009, 05:14 AM
:icon_lol: thanks for the cheer lodi

tagnostic
September 7th, 2009, 04:39 PM
:icon_lol: thanks for the cheer lodi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA7iGxV6rt4)

poor robbie

kittehkaboodle
September 8th, 2009, 01:23 PM
oh my, oh goodness me. yes, we found out the tests were normal. I'm pretty happy so far with everything. I also do have a few pics of the whole area, if you're into bruises & tits...I dunno it's pretty weird, but there's some who have fetishes for looking as medical pics, or unusual body shots. There's also a slight red mark where they took the sample out & the area is a yellow the color of a banana. It is going away, but the documentation of it exists.

Cheesemonkeys24
November 3rd, 2009, 10:03 PM
oh my, oh goodness me. yes, we found out the tests were normal. I'm pretty happy so far with everything. I also do have a few pics of the whole area, if you're into bruises & tits...I dunno it's pretty weird, but there's some who have fetishes for looking as medical pics, or unusual body shots. There's also a slight red mark where they took the sample out & the area is a yellow the color of a banana. It is going away, but the documentation of it exists.

Glad you're tests came back normal!
Feel better.