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sailor
September 3rd, 2009, 10:09 AM
do you realize what this means?!

I was all on myspace and i was updating my friends from my mobile
and I was all: break me off a piece of that KITKAT BAR.

Then, like seconds later.

Michael is rushed to the hospital.

Discuss, ok?

:shrug:

Coincidence? Maybe.

I think not.

Do you think it was suicide, or did some one think that it would be really funny of them to administer the drugs to michael, like, right at
after that time, qwhen i made just a slightly little racist remark
about black/brown persons on the myspace.

eidt- it was like, right, like the very next day. im serious.

I AM SO SORRY<>

aside- can you say "Black Person" here?

Will.
September 3rd, 2009, 07:01 PM
do you realize what this means?!

I was all on myspace and i was updating my friends from my mobile
and I was all: break me off a piece of that KITKAT BAR.

Then, like seconds later.

Michael is rushed to the hospital.

Discuss, ok?

:shrug:

Coincidence? Maybe.

I think not.

Do you think it was suicide, or did some one think that it would be really funny of them to administer the drugs to michael, like, right at
after that time, qwhen i made just a slightly little racist remark
about black/brown persons on the myspace.

eidt- it was like, right, like the very next day. im serious.

I AM SO SORRY<>

aside- can you say "Black Person" here?

That would be well and dandy had I not swapped his heart rate medication for, drano capsules.... :icon_:Dl: :icon_razz:

kittehkaboodle
September 4th, 2009, 12:03 PM
well, his career had obviously gone down the drain ever since the "blanket" baby dangling incident.

Will.
September 4th, 2009, 01:31 PM
No, his career went down the drain as soon as the whole world realized he was a pedophile.

The Baby hanging incident was just the start down a slippery slope.

sailor
September 4th, 2009, 01:58 PM
No, his career went down the drain as soon as the whole world realized he was a pedophile.

The Baby hanging incident was just the start down a slippery slope.

.......if they made a hotel on mars with enough breathing apparatus, i think mijack would probably take the risky op, and flames be damned.

personally.......i see it as a sex change........he's now operating from Bahrain palaces as LaToya. without any extras....hrm, you know, baggage.

conspiracy theories (yep) >

http://manlymenmen.wordpress.com/2009/08/26/did-michael-jackson-fake-his-death/

career downturn (pedo) >

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/26/arts/music/26jackson.html

huntedbyninjas
September 6th, 2009, 05:13 AM
I personally dont think hes a pedophile...A lot of people revert to their childhood when they never really had one. His father was a peice of work and made michael and his siblings work to become famous. I can understand why he would want to try and give kids a place to have fun because then he would be able to live like a child too.

sailor
September 6th, 2009, 06:09 AM
I personally dont think hes a pedophile...A lot of people revert to their childhood when they never really had one. His father was a peice of work and made michael and his siblings work to become famous. I can understand why he would want to try and give kids a place to have fun because then he would be able to live like a child too.

That's it. And if I can't have my second or third childhood with half the world watching, well...

Neither can Michael.

Daruko
September 6th, 2009, 08:38 AM
I don't really know, but I don't really give a shit. I didn't know him. 'Nuff said.

Will.
September 6th, 2009, 04:21 PM
I don't really know, but I don't really give a shit. I didn't know him. 'Nuff said.

Thats because you're MJII.

huntedbyninjas
September 7th, 2009, 05:37 AM
That's it. And if I can't have my second or third childhood with half the world watching, well...

Neither can Michael.

Oh you can though..They have shows where they record woman having a baby..i'm not sure how much it costs..but..the option is there for you. ^-^

sailor
September 7th, 2009, 01:22 PM
Bush, Blair, CIA, how many kids have you killed today?

Oh you can though..They have shows where they record woman having a baby..i'm not sure how much it costs..but..the option is there for you. ^-^

I've seen the baby having video during a child development course, and also a water birth up at esalen. Yeah, well we are having a bit of a dilemma with the newborn at the moment. Seems kiki now wants to have 2 homes, one here with us, and one on the next block over. We are having a silent collar/tag war about it, but it's getting old.

I was referring to my "2nd" childhood living here are home, where you get to try it all over again. And recording my adventures online.

Baby having porn fetish? It's gotta be there.