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Will.
September 4th, 2009, 03:18 PM
America has Scuds - Canada has snowballs.
America has hummve's - Canada has a pickup truck. (that the UN is always borrowing to move out of its place and never fills up the tank)

America has Automatic's - Canada has an automatic.


But in the end, we are still more accurate.
Because we all have one shot. We best be making that shot count.

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 03:29 PM
Canada,
if you want more respect
you have to at least have
your own booze
and a food your known for


Scotch
French frys
German pancakes
etc...
(rename poutine)

Will.
September 4th, 2009, 03:40 PM
Canada,
if you want more respect
you have to at least have
your own booze
and a food your known for


Scotch
French frys
German pancakes
etc...
(rename poutine)

We do,
Cider.(non alcoholic.)
Canada made Cider.
Because, when the people came to Canada... The only fruit that would grow here for a while was... Apples... Crabapples...

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 04:03 PM
cider?
non-alcoholic?
no wonder your
best known beverage
is
Canada Dry

Will.
September 4th, 2009, 06:02 PM
Yeah.
Its good Cider, but.... No buzz.

rmw
September 4th, 2009, 07:20 PM
Personally, I think if Canada just invaded Minnesota, you guys would get a lot more respect. :icon_razz:

Will.
September 4th, 2009, 08:00 PM
Personally, I think if Canada just invaded Minnesota, you guys would get a lot more respect. :icon_razz:

If we took Minnesota, We'd have to take Montana, Washington and somehow North Dakota, so we'd have a matching set.

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 08:09 PM
you can't have Minnesota
they have a football team
the rest, you can keep

Will.
September 4th, 2009, 08:21 PM
you can't have Minnesota
they have a football team
the rest, you can keep

Good, I've always wondered if there was an actual Montana's restaurant in Montana.

So its settled, you get Alcohol free Cider in exchange for Montana. Minnesota is out of the question and the other Two go 'Free'.

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 08:27 PM
hehehehe
deal
and you can have
lone star steakhouse too
they don't have a restaurant
in Texas, they're out of Carolina
and the food sucks, rename them
Canadian Steak House "Rustle, Hussel & grill the muscle"

Will.
September 4th, 2009, 08:52 PM
hehehehe
deal
and you can have
lone star steakhouse too
they don't have a restaurant
in Texas, they're out of Carolina
and the food sucks, rename them
Canadian Steak House "Rustle, Hussel & grill the muscle"

Woah hold up there camper, I've eaten at lone star, I'm not sure If we want it.
Nah, we'ed have to just go an call em "Alberta Beef"

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 08:59 PM
Quebais Bouef?

canadian
pair a troops
one has the
gun,
the other, the
chute

Will.
September 4th, 2009, 09:03 PM
You don't want to know what the rest of Canada thinks of Quebec.

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 09:06 PM
there's more of Canada?
I thought there was
where Sis Lives
Quebec
and
Glaciers

Will.
September 4th, 2009, 09:08 PM
XD

Lots and they all hate eachother, but not too much where we would hurt eachother.

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 09:10 PM
self moderating hate?

could you send some
this away?

rmw
September 4th, 2009, 09:13 PM
you can't have Minnesota
they have a football team
the rest, you can keep

It's just the Vikings.

Will.
September 4th, 2009, 09:14 PM
Its called acceptance, Maybe you've heard of it?

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 09:17 PM
It's just the Vikings.

football is football
you can take the
state, not the team

(hi, rmw)

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 09:20 PM
Its called acceptance, Maybe you've heard of it?

no,
I
don't do
"acceptance"
I
don't believe
in "can't"
either

all I know is
"figure it out"

rmw
September 4th, 2009, 09:24 PM
football is football
you can take the
state, not the team

(hi, rmw)

So it's agreed--Canada can have Minnesota, but the Vikings will be relocated to Arkansas. (And then perhaps, Favre will finally retire.)

(How's it going, Tag?)

tagnostic
September 4th, 2009, 09:33 PM
So it's agreed--Canada can have Minnesota, but the Vikings will be relocated to Arkansas. (And then perhaps, Favre will finally retire.)

(How's it going, Tag?)

Arkansas?
I know it's here
somewhere
but when I
Google it
all I get
is
Bills
for stained
dresses

now,

in
your
neck
or the
woods
you've
got the
Royal Gorge
Montrose
Elway
and the
Garden of the Godz

rmw
September 5th, 2009, 04:07 PM
now,

in
your
neck
or the
woods
you've
got the
Royal Gorge
Montrose
Elway
and the
Garden of the Godz

True on all counts. Plus, when our QB failed to retire, he didn't go play for the Raiders.

Will.
September 5th, 2009, 04:12 PM
:icon_lol:

"It would seem that the wild, user 'could not!' :icon_razz: find anything to say, he was mortified.":icon_eek:

Sister Faith
September 8th, 2009, 08:33 PM
Will, I can't believe there is a trade-off going on here and you haven't put Quebec on the list! What's wrong with you???

We don't take Minnesota unless they take Quebec. Got it?? It's the only way we'll ever get rid of them. :icon_evil:

Will.
September 8th, 2009, 09:52 PM
Will, I can't believe there is a trade-off going on here and you haven't put Quebec on the list! What's wrong with you???

We don't take Minnesota unless they take Quebec. Got it?? It's the only way we'll ever get rid of them. :icon_evil:

I may not like Quebec, but I do fancy french girls. ;) So there is an upside to Quebec.

Although PEI, is basically useless, We'll trade for Nantucket.

fomenter
September 8th, 2009, 10:03 PM
no trade we wont give up the limerick capitol (there once was a man from prince Edward island http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/Emoticon.gif )and we don't want Quebec.

Will.
September 9th, 2009, 06:22 AM
no trade we wont give up the limerick capitol (there once was a man from prince Edward island http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/Emoticon.gif )and we don't want Quebec.

How about... Manitoba? Eh? Eh? Awe.. We kid.

tagnostic
September 9th, 2009, 06:32 AM
I'll see your Quebec
and raise you California

fomenter
September 9th, 2009, 07:00 AM
CA for Quebec? nobody gets a good deal on that trade that's a lose lose...

tagnostic
September 9th, 2009, 07:10 AM
thats a
Win/Win
Quebucois
in the ocean
Granola Heads
Where Nuts grow
on trees instead of
the valley or the burbs

rmw
September 11th, 2009, 01:35 AM
Sis, Will., we'll Quebec, but only if you take the Deep South.

tagnostic
September 11th, 2009, 05:01 AM
no! rmw,
hold out for Cali!

Will.
September 11th, 2009, 07:44 PM
Sis, Will., we'll Quebec, but only if you take the Deep South.

How deep we talking?

Tennessee?

tagnostic
September 11th, 2009, 10:52 PM
We're keeping the south
and giving you the beach
take Cali 1st and then
we'll negotiate from there
(I'll throw in D.C. if you'll take Utah)

fomenter
September 11th, 2009, 11:00 PM
lets just give them florida nothing but swamps retired people and retardation there, and it has beaches you can pimp to make the trade (dont start with Quebec though, start with Vancouver and come down on your price as you haggle)

tagnostic
September 11th, 2009, 11:14 PM
with a well
timed
hurricane
some tectonic
florida and cuba
will be together again
(if Georgia didn't suck, it would've happened)

rmw
September 12th, 2009, 03:26 AM
How deep we talking?

Tennessee?

Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia. It doesn't get much deeper than that. But we keep Kentucky.

Will.
September 12th, 2009, 08:37 AM
lets just give them florida nothing but swamps retired people and retardation there, and it has beaches you can pimp to make the trade (dont start with Quebec though, start with Vancouver and come down on your price as you haggle) Ok, we will trade you a city, for a state.
Sounds good.

rmw
September 12th, 2009, 12:02 PM
Ok, we will trade you a city, for a state.
Sounds good.

Yeah, but the state is Florida. Trust me, we're getting the better end of the deal.

tagnostic
September 13th, 2009, 04:16 AM
if you want to swap a couple more
we'll give you houston for montreal

fomenter
September 13th, 2009, 04:34 AM
http://www.funnystash.com/components/com_joomgallery/img_thumbnails/animated_gifs_1/bugs-bunny-funny-animated-gifs_20090728_2055782119.gif

tagnostic
September 13th, 2009, 04:38 AM
win

rmw
September 13th, 2009, 12:01 PM
http://www.funnystash.com/components/com_joomgallery/img_thumbnails/animated_gifs_1/bugs-bunny-funny-animated-gifs_20090728_2055782119.gif

:icon_lol:

Will.
September 14th, 2009, 05:30 AM
if you want to swap a couple more
we'll give you houston for montreal

Nah, how about Oshowa?

Oh yeah thats right...
I'm a US property owner now. (serious, not surious)

Bought some prime ranch land in Dallas... Somehow.

tagnostic
September 14th, 2009, 06:57 AM
there is no
prime ranch land
in dallas
unless your cattle are
branded
with gang sign

west side hoofers

Will.
September 14th, 2009, 01:14 PM
there is no
prime ranch land
in dallas
unless your cattle are
branded
with gang sign

west side hoofers

I know, that was the joke.
But I do own some hectic blank land... Which I'm trying to rid myself of.

Sister Faith
September 14th, 2009, 09:23 PM
lets just give them florida (dont start with Quebec though,)

*snicker*
Don't look now, but the KBekers already have Florida. Arizona AND California. (http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1347&dat=19951008&id=VdASAAAAIBAJ&sjid=-PwDAAAAIBAJ&pg=6672,6042350) :icon_razz:

Will.
September 14th, 2009, 11:08 PM
Americans that come here never seem to be able to pay cash... :icon_rolleyes:

tagnostic
September 15th, 2009, 07:39 AM
Americans that come here never seem to be able to pay cash... :icon_rolleyes:

we spend it all
on health care

Will.
September 15th, 2009, 05:15 PM
Oh...
......
Haha.

sailor
September 23rd, 2009, 03:59 AM
Yeah, but the state is Florida. Trust me, we're getting the better end of the deal.

Boulder is purdy, I hear tell.

rmw
September 23rd, 2009, 10:04 AM
Boulder is purdy, I hear tell.

Boulder is very pretty city, unfortunately, it's populated by Boulderites (trust-fund hippies). Give me the city, but not its citizens.

tagnostic
September 23rd, 2009, 12:40 PM
Give me the city,
but not its citizens.


well said

kittehkaboodle
September 23rd, 2009, 08:50 PM
Boulder is very pretty city, unfortunately, it's populated by Boulderites (trust-fund hippies). Give me the city, but not its citizens.

You mean you can't trustafarian (http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dtrustafar ian%26b%3D1%26ni%3D18%26ei%3DUTF-8%26pstart%3D1%26fr%3Dmoz2-ytff-ytbm%26fr2%3Dtab-web&w=173&h=216&imgurl=jimgoad.net%2Fcgi-bin%2Farchives%2Ftrustafarian.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjimgoad.net%2Fcgi-bin%2Farchives%2F00000093.htm&size=11k&name=trustafarian+jpg&p=trustafarian&oid=edd87a0c85560dec&fr2=tab-web&no=1&tt=44&b=1&ni=18&sigr=11gohrvto&sigi=11d6gljah&sigb=13lrglsk7) as far as you can throw a gum-wrapper-outta-your-car-without-fear-of-retributionism?

I see how it is. Kind like berzerkely, or any new seattle, like austin...portland, or ...what Ashland? Missoula??

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trust+fund+hippy I lol'd.

rmw
September 23rd, 2009, 08:55 PM
All the real hippies moved to Ouray, CO.

tagnostic
September 23rd, 2009, 09:09 PM
last time I was there
it was
Walsenberg
and
Red Rocks

Will.
September 25th, 2009, 03:22 AM
I will take your land, eat your people. :D

tagnostic
September 25th, 2009, 04:53 AM
that can give you
indigestion

Will.
September 27th, 2009, 08:16 PM
that can give you
indigestion

Its those little finger bones I'm worried about,

Also, I hear getting teeth stuck in your teeth is a pain in the ass.

tagnostic
September 27th, 2009, 08:45 PM
Also, I hear getting teeth stuck in your teeth is a pain in the ass.

the pain in the ass is later

so,
any good recipes?
some people like battered women
I like mine raw

Will.
September 27th, 2009, 09:10 PM
the pain in the ass is later

so,
any good recipes?
some people like battered women
I like mine raw


Tender.

tagnostic
September 27th, 2009, 09:25 PM
Tender.

I settle for willing

Loki
September 27th, 2009, 11:45 PM
Conscious does for me :D

rmw
September 27th, 2009, 11:47 PM
Conscious does for me :D

I would've thought you'd settle for "breathing." :icon_razz:

Loki
September 28th, 2009, 12:12 AM
I would've thought you'd settle for "breathing." :icon_razz:

That's a bonus! :icon_mrgreen:

Will.
September 28th, 2009, 12:17 AM
That's a bonus! :icon_mrgreen:

O.o.... Really?

tagnostic
September 28th, 2009, 12:22 AM
I would've thought you'd settle for "breathing." :icon_razz:
the dead ones
just want to
cuddle

Loki
September 28th, 2009, 12:29 AM
O.o.... Really?

Ha - ask Michael Hutchence- oh wait, you can't. He's dead:icon_lol: