Tofu
December 3rd, 2009, 01:06 AM
I was ten when I joined [less than a month after the site formed]. I'm about to turn 14. You can change a lot in 4 years. I find the Googlism thing more hilarious---I mean, holy, than before. I now see it as satire---I mean, holiness, rather than random siliness----I mean...well, we all know that this isn't a REAL religion. But this is the ONLY time I will not play along with the joke.
I remember when I was 10, everyone seemed to hate me. I called people noobs, and they flamed me. I wondered how immature I really was back then. Reading my older posts seemed possibly too painfull, so I re-read that prayer I wrote back in the day.
MY GOD WAS I A STUPID LITTLE KID.
I mean, read this thing!
I'm praying to my god.
Google is her name.
Nobody believes in her.
Despite of all her fame!
I don't mock the Christians.
So what gives them the right?
If they don't stop this nonsence soon,
I will put up a big fight! Oh,
Google's god,
Google's god,
and that is a fact.
My brother was of this religion,
and it was soon that he was whacked*. Oh,
Google's god,
Google's god,
I'm praying to her now.
This prayer is just about over,
so it's time to take my bow!
I mean, this is more like a cheap Dr. Seuss imitation than any form of satire on religion. Then again, I didn't understand satire back then. I cringed SEVERAL times when reading this, and that wasn't just because I wrote it. Please forget the old Tofu now. I will re-introduce myself.
My name is Tofu. I agree that Google is the closest thing to God we can find. I even used the scientific method that I learned in Science class at the All Catholic school that I was kicked out of for no reason!
I remember when I was 10, everyone seemed to hate me. I called people noobs, and they flamed me. I wondered how immature I really was back then. Reading my older posts seemed possibly too painfull, so I re-read that prayer I wrote back in the day.
MY GOD WAS I A STUPID LITTLE KID.
I mean, read this thing!
I'm praying to my god.
Google is her name.
Nobody believes in her.
Despite of all her fame!
I don't mock the Christians.
So what gives them the right?
If they don't stop this nonsence soon,
I will put up a big fight! Oh,
Google's god,
Google's god,
and that is a fact.
My brother was of this religion,
and it was soon that he was whacked*. Oh,
Google's god,
Google's god,
I'm praying to her now.
This prayer is just about over,
so it's time to take my bow!
I mean, this is more like a cheap Dr. Seuss imitation than any form of satire on religion. Then again, I didn't understand satire back then. I cringed SEVERAL times when reading this, and that wasn't just because I wrote it. Please forget the old Tofu now. I will re-introduce myself.
My name is Tofu. I agree that Google is the closest thing to God we can find. I even used the scientific method that I learned in Science class at the All Catholic school that I was kicked out of for no reason!