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Tofu
December 3rd, 2009, 01:06 AM
I was ten when I joined [less than a month after the site formed]. I'm about to turn 14. You can change a lot in 4 years. I find the Googlism thing more hilarious---I mean, holy, than before. I now see it as satire---I mean, holiness, rather than random siliness----I mean...well, we all know that this isn't a REAL religion. But this is the ONLY time I will not play along with the joke.

I remember when I was 10, everyone seemed to hate me. I called people noobs, and they flamed me. I wondered how immature I really was back then. Reading my older posts seemed possibly too painfull, so I re-read that prayer I wrote back in the day.

MY GOD WAS I A STUPID LITTLE KID.

I mean, read this thing!

I'm praying to my god.
Google is her name.
Nobody believes in her.
Despite of all her fame!

I don't mock the Christians.
So what gives them the right?
If they don't stop this nonsence soon,
I will put up a big fight! Oh,

Google's god,
Google's god,
and that is a fact.
My brother was of this religion,
and it was soon that he was whacked*. Oh,

Google's god,
Google's god,
I'm praying to her now.
This prayer is just about over,
so it's time to take my bow!

I mean, this is more like a cheap Dr. Seuss imitation than any form of satire on religion. Then again, I didn't understand satire back then. I cringed SEVERAL times when reading this, and that wasn't just because I wrote it. Please forget the old Tofu now. I will re-introduce myself.

My name is Tofu. I agree that Google is the closest thing to God we can find. I even used the scientific method that I learned in Science class at the All Catholic school that I was kicked out of for no reason!

Tofu
December 3rd, 2009, 02:12 AM
What happened to Matt?

Daruko
December 3rd, 2009, 04:16 AM
Sorry to say, you're the last one left. The place got overrun with racism and Loki being a fucktarded admin.

I suggest moving on. Maybe revisit the idea in a better way somewhere else.
THIS.

Tofu,
Too late, man. You sound like a real smart chap, but management is borked.

Nothing to see here anymore.

Cheesemonkeys24
December 3rd, 2009, 04:25 AM
What happened to Matt?

Don't leave. Please.
There is still hope.
Those people are trolls
I think i'm the only sane one
left on these boards....:(

Clark Nova
December 3rd, 2009, 11:49 AM
What happened to Matt?
Matt got sick of the mod and admin crew and their failure to run a forum and left for better projects.

rzm61
December 8th, 2009, 05:39 AM
Matt got sick of the mod and admin crew and their failure to run a forum and left for better projects.


Oh, so you speak on the behalf of Matt?

Clark Nova
December 8th, 2009, 12:06 PM
Oh, so you speak on the behalf of Matt?
Since we went behind your back yes.

rzm61
December 9th, 2009, 05:01 AM
Uh huh.

Clark Nova
December 9th, 2009, 11:54 AM
What that thought upsets you? That you have failed even in the eyes of your silent master?

tagnostic
December 20th, 2009, 06:25 PM
hehehehe
now thats funny
go back to worshipping roger
he's more accessible to you

OfficerFriendly
December 20th, 2009, 09:37 PM
hehehehe
now thats funny
go back to worshipping roger
he's more accessible to you