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martinumairwat
January 14th, 2010, 09:36 PM
Does anybody know a good product for teeth whitening?

rzm61
January 14th, 2010, 09:57 PM
Google it dipshit.

Cheesemonkeys24
January 15th, 2010, 01:20 AM
Google it dipshit.

WIN.:icon_lol:

Googlisimo Sanchez
January 15th, 2010, 02:12 AM
Does anybody know a good product for teeth whitening?

I hear acetone works well.

winstoneackm
January 17th, 2010, 11:45 PM
You can ask your dentist about having them whitened. It cost about $500.00 or try dazzle white, it works really great to get white teeth and the best thing you can try it for free. Visit this site, if you interested to learn more about it.Cheers,Winston

Loki
January 19th, 2010, 11:16 PM
You can ask your dentist about having them whitened. It cost about $500.00 or try dazzle white, it works really great to get white teeth and the best thing you can try it for free.

What's wrong with Clorox or Domestos?

Cheesemonkeys24
January 19th, 2010, 11:34 PM
What about Mr. Clean magic eraser?:icon_lol:

Loki
January 19th, 2010, 11:36 PM
Too energetic, mate. Gargle and swoosh (if that's a word) with a decent toilet cleaner.
Seriously, the free chlorine makes your toothies whiter than white.

Honest!

tagnostic
January 20th, 2010, 07:11 AM
bust out the dremel
and use the polishing
wheel :icon_mrgreen:

rzm61
January 20th, 2010, 08:43 AM
edit:
Take 2

http://goo.gl/GNNa

tagnostic
January 20th, 2010, 05:03 PM
i think you missed it by a thread
wanna go for 2 outta 3?

rzm61
January 20th, 2010, 08:36 PM
:hmm: haven't quite figured out goo.gl yet.

Edit:
Alright, think I got it.

OfficerFriendly
January 21st, 2010, 02:27 AM
edit:
Take 2

http://goo.gl/GNNa

WOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!
I'll never miss SNL evah!

tatty000
January 27th, 2010, 12:32 PM
Maybe should of brushed your teeth when your momma told you...?

Pretty sure some kinda bleach on a toothbrush will do you fine.

wolfi
April 2nd, 2010, 09:23 PM
use white paint

tagnostic
April 2nd, 2010, 09:51 PM
cadmium white
for that special
glow:icon_mrgreen:

Loki
April 3rd, 2010, 11:35 AM
A serious answer - not that anyone will believe me.

Sodium bicarbonate (soda bic) and lemon juice. It might take a few weeks but it does remove tobacco stains :D Not that I'd know - smoking is silly...

tagnostic
April 3rd, 2010, 01:50 PM
soo.....
gold teeth
are out now?

Dr-Shade
April 3rd, 2010, 05:15 PM
soo.....
gold teeth
are out now?

yea.... these days you need your real ones to attatch your "grill" :icon_cool:

tagnostic
April 4th, 2010, 02:52 AM
these days
grills are aluminum
and bumpers plastic
don't know why it
has to be 'real' ?

Loki
April 4th, 2010, 11:39 AM
soo.....
gold teeth
are out now?

Ha - I'd not walk around Chapeltown in Leeds with gold teeth...they'd have your jaw off before you could ask for directions.

tagnostic
April 4th, 2010, 02:01 PM
hehehehe
they'd have to on me,
most of my front 'grill'
is bright white, pin & post

somebody said
"lookout"
i looked up
caught a nailgun off the second floor roof
right in the mouth

8 mos oral surgery later
new teeth

Dr-Shade
April 5th, 2010, 02:25 AM
DAMN!!!!! thats gotta hurt......

tagnostic
April 5th, 2010, 03:29 AM
if you threaten thier lives
they give you really good
painkillers

wolfi
April 5th, 2010, 07:11 PM
Thats scary that you know that xD, jkjk

tagnostic
April 5th, 2010, 07:25 PM
hehehehe
but my teeth are white
:icon_mrgreen:

Sister Faith
April 5th, 2010, 07:30 PM
Even scarier when you think he was able to threaten their lives with no teeth in his mouth! :icon_lol:

wolfi
April 21st, 2010, 08:38 PM
0.o, never get on his bad side xD