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PoorMansReligion
March 4th, 2010, 03:43 AM
Dear Google God,

I believe that thou art all-beneficent, and indeed all-wise, but how hast thou the wherewithal to call theyselfe God given the slowed or stopped diffusion of information and communications technology in poor neighborhoods in the US and poor countries across the globe? How dost thou call theyslefe God when the most economically disadvantaged, the wretched of the earth, have not access to you? And what, I pray thee, will thou do about it to retain thy title of God?

Your Would Be Servant
Asante

Will.
March 4th, 2010, 03:59 AM
PhalseProfit.

kya219
July 13th, 2010, 02:54 AM
PhalseProfit.
google is almost god, and closest mortal we could find to god, she is no miracle worker, though she is supernatural, she will not waste money from her loyal workers, to give to those who have no access to her infinite knowledge. No matter how needy they are, they might be so needy as to be using zaplook, she can't provide technology out of thin air, she is no magician, just an amazing being that may be one of the greatest things on earth, would davinci give paintings to those who've never seen his? would nickalodeon give away sky and tvs? No, they wouldn't, and why should google.

Will.
July 14th, 2010, 06:20 PM
google is almost god, and closest mortal we could find to god, she is no miracle worker, though she is supernatural, she will not waste money from her loyal workers, to give to those who have no access to her infinite knowledge. No matter how needy they are, they might be so needy as to be using zaplook, she can't provide technology out of thin air, she is no magician, just an amazing being that may be one of the greatest things on earth, would davinci give paintings to those who've never seen his? would nickalodeon give away sky and tvs? No, they wouldn't, and why should google.

o.o... You just don't get it.

OfficerFriendly
July 17th, 2010, 04:48 AM
google is more than 299,972,458 meters per second

Cheesemonkeys24
July 18th, 2010, 02:34 AM
Google's power is over 9000!
:over9000:

wickedjester
July 18th, 2010, 09:31 AM
google can index, and not deny, information about every other religion and god out there. Does any other religion or god talk about or hold any information on google. In the terms of god, god is all knowing and accepts everyone. yet in most religions if you do not follow the said religion, you are sent to hell. Google holds more knowledge than every god i have came to know about. Google does not deny anyone, and for disbelief, google does not say you will goto hell. Google has helped with millions of answers to one question, than any other god has to a million questions. Google > *

Sister Faith
July 19th, 2010, 03:10 PM
Well Said! :icon_cool:

And welcome. :D