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DrM
March 11th, 2010, 11:01 PM
I have recently discovered a wonderful branch of humor
i find this humor to be amazing and wonderful
its called anti humor and it is basically the process of building up a joke and then creating an anti-climax

Some examples:

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a plane; the captain says that the plane is going down and the passengers need to prepare for evacuation.
parachutes are plentiful and evacuation is orderly.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a bar;
they talk amiably for about an hour and reach a mutual understanding.

What did one tree say to the other tree?
nothing. trees dont talk.

What did the deaf mute child get for christmas?
cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven?
six is a number, numbers dont have feelings.

A man decided to visit his doctor because his legs were ailing him;
the doctor told him that his kneecaps were shattered and couldnt walk again.

A small child rode his bike into a ghetto, several large african american children walked up to him...
they gave him directions home and he made it there on time for supper.

Whats the difference between a banana and a person?
one is a banana, the other is a person.

knock knock,
whos there?
the gustapo.

Cheesemonkeys24
March 12th, 2010, 10:54 PM
LOL
anti humor is funny. :icon_lol:

Sister Faith
March 15th, 2010, 09:26 PM
I'm ashamed to say which ones actually made me LOL. :icon_redface:

Btw, welcome back DrM. :icon_cool:

rzm61
March 17th, 2010, 03:00 AM
It was the cancer one, wasn't it.

Sister Faith
March 22nd, 2010, 08:53 PM
*giggle* Not saying. :icon_lol:

Cheesemonkeys24
March 22nd, 2010, 08:54 PM
The cancer one was funny, and I LAWLED.
Does that mean I'm going to hell? :icon_lol:

Sister Faith
March 22nd, 2010, 09:05 PM
Phew! I won't be the only one in hell anymore.

Welcome Cheese :icon_lol:

rzm61
March 22nd, 2010, 10:19 PM
*giggle* Not saying. :icon_lol:

Which says enough. ;)

tagnostic
March 22nd, 2010, 10:39 PM
Phew! I won't be the only one in hell anymore.

Welcome Cheese :icon_lol:

I'll bring the marshmallows

Cheesemonkeys24
March 23rd, 2010, 09:34 PM
Spongebob: Lets gather 'round the campfire and
sing our campfire song, our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E
S-O-N-G, and if you don't think that we can
sing it faster than you're wrong... DA,DA,DA
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're
wrong:
Patrick: CAMPFIRESON..........
Squidward: ...........
Spongebob: Good!

It'll help... It'll help if you just sing a long!
YEAHHH!
:icon_lol:


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/isoJ95YwcRQ/0.jpg

tagnostic
March 23rd, 2010, 11:22 PM
they should play that
over and over during
interrogations, thats
real torture

Cheesemonkeys24
March 24th, 2010, 12:48 AM
they should play that
over and over during
interrogations, thats
real torture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HerjC0EtL8&feature=related
This made my ears bleed. :icon_lol:

Sister Faith
March 25th, 2010, 08:29 PM
Those made your ears bleed? :icon_eek:

These will make you want to stick a gun in your ear!:icon_lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5d01_riBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2wfuSXG3qc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4asAOyglCc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzo0iHrivVQ

Will.
March 26th, 2010, 06:49 PM
You know what sucks?


A Vacuum.

tagnostic
March 27th, 2010, 05:57 AM
a turbo charged
shop vac?

Wally Saves
April 1st, 2010, 06:57 AM
Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A. Where is my tractor?

tagnostic
April 1st, 2010, 09:49 AM
and when he found it
he said "hay, where ya been?"