[Rimmer]

[After 6 days of waiting, poor old Ace finally gets a letter telling him that his copy of Pokemon SoulSilver has arrived. He eagerly goes to the store to pick it up.]

[Upon returning home he is immediately beset by a severe case of diarrhea and a nosebleed... at the same time.]

Ace: This must be the universe telling me what I have to look forward to.

Ace: Pokemon SS. I was wondering why the starters were all wearing swastikas.

Huh? What?! Is it already that late?! Oh no! I overslept!

Sorry to keep you waiting!

Ace: Yeah, I already waited a week. Get on with the game already!

My name is Professor Oak.

Oak: But everyone calls me the Pokemon Professor.

Oak: Before we go any further, I'd like to tell you a few things you should know about this world.

Ace: Pretty sure I already know more about this world than you do, old man. Unlike you, I visit Smogon.

Oak: *Bunch of boring exposition*

Ace: Yawn.

Oak: Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? Won't you please tell me?

*Girl*

Oak: So you're a girl then? Might wanna shave the beard, missy.

Oak: What is your name?

*Cat*

Oak: Your name is Cat? I always knew you were a pussy.

Cat: Man, **** you!


Mom: Your friend Ethan was just here.

Cat: Who the **** is Ethan?

Oh, I almost forgot! Our acquaintance, Professor Elm, was looking for you.

Cat: I'm surrounded by trees...


Woman: I like your Bag!

Cat: Don't talk to me...


Professor Elm: I've been waiting for you, Star Fox!
[Sentence may have been slightly modified]

Professor Elm: Before the invention of Poke Balls, people used to walk with their Pokemon, just like your friend Ethan does!

Cat: Who the **** is Ethan?

Professor Elm: I'm going to give you a Pokemon!

Cat: Finally! I'm gonna pick that crocodile thing, and name it Steve Irwin, and we're gonna have so much fun!

[Cat received TOTODILE from Professor Elm!]

Cat: Sweet! Let's check its stats!

*Nature: Bold (+def -atk)*

Cat: ...

[Continue
->New Game]



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[Rimmer]

Ethan: Cat!

Cat: Who the **** are you?

Ethan: That’s a cute Pokemon you have.

Cat: I’m planning on turning it badass.

Ethan: Oh, that’s right! Why don’t you show it to your mom?

Cat: … I got nothing.


[There’s a large, formidable tree that looks like it can be headbutted!]

[TOTODILE used Headbutt! TOTODILE received a concussion!]


[Ethan’s house]

Hi, Cat! Ethan is upstairs. He’s having fun with his Pokemon as usual.

Cat: Eww…




Cat: It’s a product placement!

[Wii is huge in Johto, too!]

Cat: I hear they’re smaller in Japan.


Ethan: My MARILL is super cool… But your TOTODILE looks pretty good, too, Cat!

Cat: So I heard you like Mudkips…

Ethan: MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS!

Cat: O RLY? So, would you ever **** a Mudkips, that is.. *he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips'*

Ethan: OF COURSE.

Cat: Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and...

*The rest of this story is omitted for the sake of public decency. If you wish to hear more, please visit the page on Mudkipz on Encyclopedia Dramatica*


[Cat booted up the PC and checked the Mailbox!]

*Kubo Tite*

[What would you like to do with Kubo’s mail?]

*Read*

[I]SO THERE I WAS BEING KUBO, WHEN THE EDITORS CAME IN AND WERE LIKE "YOU NEED TO DO MORE THAN PANELS OF WHITE PILLARS AND BLACKGROUNDS!" AND I WAS LIKE "**** YOU, I'M KUBO TITE!" SO THEY WERE LIKE "WELL HOW ABOUT SOMEBODY DYING?" AND I WAS LIKE "**** YOU, I'M KUBO TITE!" AND I MADE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY. I LOVE MY LIFE.

*Close*

[What would you like to do with Kubo’s mail?]

*Erase*

[tagnostic]

I lack the social referents
to comprehend all things
Pokemon :shrug:

[Will.]

I lack the social referents
to comprehend all things
Pokemon :shrug:

I fall under the same category, but I am however young enough to know, some of what just happened, and have had the strong urge to jam a pencil into my cornea... Just saying.

[rzm61]

I started up a Fire Red rom a few weeks ago. I need to start playing that again.

[Rimmer]

Ah well, no point making a let's play if noone's entertained.

[tagnostic]

I just don't get it
is there a link
where i could
learn this lingo?

[Rimmer]

http://www.smogon.com/

>_>

Nah, but these are pretty special-interest oriented and obscure references.

It kinda takes away from the enjoyment to constantly pause to type on the computer, so yeah. I'll post the last stuff I typed. Gotten a decent way since then (beat the first gym and heading toward the next one) and haven't typed a damn thing.

[Cherrygrove City]

Boy: When I get older, I’m going to be a Gym Leader!

Cat: That’s better than wanting to become a Blitzball.


[Back in New Bark Town]

Cop: So you must be the criminal!

Ethan: Hold on, she had nothing to do with it! I saw a red haired boy looking through the window!

Cop: … Who the **** are you?


Cop: What? You battled a boy like that? Did you happen to get his name?

Cop: I see! So Dog was his name.

[Rimmer]

By the way, fun thing about HG/SS is that the first pokemon in your party follows you around outside the pokeball, kinda like Pikachu in pokemon yellow.

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"Mom, I'm home!"