Rimmer
June 22nd, 2010, 12:00 PM
[After 6 days of waiting, poor old Ace finally gets a letter telling him that his copy of Pokemon SoulSilver has arrived. He eagerly goes to the store to pick it up.]
[Upon returning home he is immediately beset by a severe case of diarrhea and a nosebleed... at the same time.]
Ace: This must be the universe telling me what I have to look forward to.
Ace: Pokemon SS. I was wondering why the starters were all wearing swastikas.
Huh? What?! Is it already that late?! Oh no! I overslept!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Ace: Yeah, I already waited a week. Get on with the game already!
My name is Professor Oak.
Oak: But everyone calls me the Pokemon Professor.
Oak: Before we go any further, I'd like to tell you a few things you should know about this world.
Ace: Pretty sure I already know more about this world than you do, old man. Unlike you, I visit Smogon.
Oak: *Bunch of boring exposition*
Ace: Yawn.
Oak: Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? Won't you please tell me?
*Girl*
Oak: So you're a girl then? Might wanna shave the beard, missy.
Oak: What is your name?
*Cat*
Oak: Your name is Cat? I always knew you were a pussy.
Cat: Man, **** you!
Mom: Your friend Ethan was just here.
Cat: Who the **** is Ethan?
Oh, I almost forgot! Our acquaintance, Professor Elm, was looking for you.
Cat: I'm surrounded by trees...
Woman: I like your Bag!
Cat: Don't talk to me...
Professor Elm: I've been waiting for you, Star Fox!
[Sentence may have been slightly modified]
Professor Elm: Before the invention of Poke Balls, people used to walk with their Pokemon, just like your friend Ethan does!
Cat: Who the **** is Ethan?
Professor Elm: I'm going to give you a Pokemon!
Cat: Finally! I'm gonna pick that crocodile thing, and name it Steve Irwin, and we're gonna have so much fun!
[Cat received TOTODILE from Professor Elm!]
Cat: Sweet! Let's check its stats!
*Nature: Bold (+def -atk)*
Cat: ...
[Continue
->New Game]
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[Upon returning home he is immediately beset by a severe case of diarrhea and a nosebleed... at the same time.]
Ace: This must be the universe telling me what I have to look forward to.
Ace: Pokemon SS. I was wondering why the starters were all wearing swastikas.
Huh? What?! Is it already that late?! Oh no! I overslept!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Ace: Yeah, I already waited a week. Get on with the game already!
My name is Professor Oak.
Oak: But everyone calls me the Pokemon Professor.
Oak: Before we go any further, I'd like to tell you a few things you should know about this world.
Ace: Pretty sure I already know more about this world than you do, old man. Unlike you, I visit Smogon.
Oak: *Bunch of boring exposition*
Ace: Yawn.
Oak: Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? Won't you please tell me?
*Girl*
Oak: So you're a girl then? Might wanna shave the beard, missy.
Oak: What is your name?
*Cat*
Oak: Your name is Cat? I always knew you were a pussy.
Cat: Man, **** you!
Mom: Your friend Ethan was just here.
Cat: Who the **** is Ethan?
Oh, I almost forgot! Our acquaintance, Professor Elm, was looking for you.
Cat: I'm surrounded by trees...
Woman: I like your Bag!
Cat: Don't talk to me...
Professor Elm: I've been waiting for you, Star Fox!
[Sentence may have been slightly modified]
Professor Elm: Before the invention of Poke Balls, people used to walk with their Pokemon, just like your friend Ethan does!
Cat: Who the **** is Ethan?
Professor Elm: I'm going to give you a Pokemon!
Cat: Finally! I'm gonna pick that crocodile thing, and name it Steve Irwin, and we're gonna have so much fun!
[Cat received TOTODILE from Professor Elm!]
Cat: Sweet! Let's check its stats!
*Nature: Bold (+def -atk)*
Cat: ...
[Continue
->New Game]
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