The Irans are coming!

[OfficerFriendly]

Iran planning to send ships near U.S. waters

http://ivarfjeld.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/iran5.jpg



(CNN) -- Iran plans to send ships
near the Atlantic coast of the United States, state-run Islamic Republic News
Agency reported Tuesday, quoting a commander.
"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United
States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the
news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and
said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine
borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme
jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders
of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant
power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.


Oh dear shall we flee?

[tagnostic]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-k1Ijn8lj88Q/ToKuCgaZkZI/AAAAAAAABIE/miqxUC9_SMA/sheffield.jpg

i wouldn't hold my breath

[OfficerFriendly]

posted for the lulz

http://img2-cdn.newser.com/square-image/27421-20110401013141/iran-outsmarting-us-in-new-cold-war-in-mideast.jpeg

[tagnostic]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/52500/Ahmadinejad-Nuke-Cologne-52708.jpg

seems trustworthy enough

[OfficerFriendly]

I bet he was the voted most likely to annoy society when he was somebody.

[tagnostic]

most likely to make
a good puppet stooge
for a rabid religous regime

damn,
he is good at that
:icon_eek:

[tagnostic]

Don't Laugh
http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/76/2011/10/21/99657_600.jpg
Your Next
:icon_eviltwisted:

[OfficerFriendly]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/11/1lolcatzmissile.jpg

Send in PHANG!

[tagnostic]

Counters with
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WyCWOy3JvBE/SsqHOHum-AI/AAAAAAAAAU4/kzlCowMRXsg/s406/catnmouse.gif

The Ratapult

[tagnostic]

just surfed across this
its effing epic
http://www.funstufftosee.com/fixeconomy.html

[OfficerFriendly]

hehehehe

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/321449_257600987613220_205787026127950_752777_589913362_n.jpg

[tagnostic]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/d/2/obama-matrix-economy.jpg
KeanObama

[OfficerFriendly]

http://religionofconquest.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/templarjihad.jpg

[Ashaya]

Help me out here. The title has to do with the post how??? Rather amusing pics though :)-

[tagnostic]

we're playing a game
with pic's
topic was Iran threatening
to send warships to USA
the rest are visual responses
to what would happen
:icon_eek:

sanity not required

[Brassman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/saw62462/iranian-navy-iran-navy-submarine-political-poster-1287275373.jpg

[tagnostic]

drilling for oil
American style
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-Gmwj8NJYNx10Yh50vx0itncXwVVWUhaYXgY3HfBJ511eMU-KrQ

[Dr-Shade]

http://www.ministryofdata.net/images/nuclear_bunkers/Underground%20Nuclear%20Bunker%20UK.jpg


Well me and my boys are Alllll Goooooood


Piss up at my place :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

[Brassman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/saw62462/iran-nukes.jpg

[tagnostic]

running Jihad 3.0
on the
Martyr 9000
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MQkjO7CFRuM/TAeJRVHT-vI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/thaW-BIxSSM/w393-h296-k/DSC01050.JPG

[Brassman]

Where was the Iranian Navy on this one??
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/01/07/iran-hails-us-rescue-sailors-as-humanitarian-and-positive-act/

[tagnostic]

rofl
that was too funny
probably to busy
facing mecca
to notice
:icon_eek:

back to epic stupid (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/01/06/history-repeats-itself-dangers-slashing-military/)
how about all those
18-26 yr olds on
unemployment for
2 years and all those
recent college grads
complaining about
no jobs do that
2 years in the military
learning discipline
and a skill, and all those
who volunteered get
a raise instead of a
muster, instead of
bailouts for business's
bailout the people who
protect us
how about getting rid of
all those TSA tards
and hiring combat vets
letting combat vets
have discounts on all
flights, how about
restricting student loans
to vets, firefighters, police
and people who have already
shown a willingness to protect
the public and not parasites
who want gov't grants for "art"

[Brassman]

Thats why my boss loves me, I show up for work and work my ass off for him.
But those fricken whiners crying for un-employment extentions every time they run out, kill me.
I felt this way while serving and still feel this way. Draft them all and give them some discipline.
Also combine unemploment with jury duty, stop picking on us with jobs.

[tagnostic]

I don't know if its still policy
but for a while in Texas
if you applied for unemployment
you automatically applied for a job
in the prison system, if you didn't take it
no unemployment

heres another idea
all those single mom's
who can't get jobs,
form a co-op for daycare
for every child/hour of daycare you get
you do some time with the kids
if you get thrown out of the program
for any reason
all wic foodstamps gov't assistance
stops, everybody gets childcare by other moms
moms can get jobs, less need for assistance

[Brassman]

I see what you're saying about the moms, but while in line at the grocery store a young couple of maybe 19 or so were using food stamps, no kid in site. It just pisses me off, I work my ass off at 50 so young kids can get a free ride.

[tagnostic]

tell me about it
i got ya by a year
and theyre my
roommates
:arrgh:

[Brassman]

It's just another politico game gone wild. They don't want to piss off the welfare vote.

[tagnostic]

i still wonder why
people on gov't assistance
get a national vote
you ought to be a
contributing member of society
not a parasite bringing it down
in order to have a say in it

[Brassman]

Back when welfare was created, it was meant as a helping hand not a life style.

[Brassman]

But you get these fat jagoffs who say they have an illness and thats why they are fat. But if they would cut down to 2 pork roasts a meal they might lose some of their lard.

[tagnostic]

hehehehe
my favorite
is the fat guy
with a lifted
4 wd steps to get in
and handicapped plates
on all you can eat pasta night

[Brassman]

Can't forget the two seaters who ride on them carts in walmarts.

[Ashaya]

I have a job at age 18, I work my ass off so I can move out in a couple weeks, and these moochers are taking my tax dollars. That is one of my biggest pet peeves. It just really pisses me off that my working from 4:30 to 9:30 on the week, when I have school and homework, and Weekends when I work 10-6 and making minimum wage, and these ppl are just taking for free. I work for my cash. But these guys? They need to learn their place.

[tagnostic]

hehehe
i started picking celery
in the fields in '72
i got my first check
and its like "whoa"

Dad just laughed
said "get used to it, it gets worse"
he was right

keep the faith

[Brassman]

My first jobs were washing dishes from 8am-12pm then washing pots and pans from 1pm-9pm. When I drove home I couldn't close my hands around the wheel. But I never paid for food, got fed at the restaurant, and took left over food from the deli, 2 day old donuts and bread. And thats how I decided to go into the USAF

[tagnostic]

heheheh
i still eat at work
and bring a snack home
not too mention the ever popular
shift beer, Woot!

[Brassman]

Back to Iranians, I guess they are short a couple now.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45953703/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/
I'm thinking Israelis

[tagnostic]

hehehehe
yeppers,
been watching those
same with those virus'es
that keep hitting thier little plants
waiting to see what they do about
the new one thats outside Qom
personally if you build it outside
a holy site, its on you, tough poo
"shoot the hostage, take him out of the equation"
and while your at it use chittlin & bacon bombs
"no virgins for you"

[Brassman]

They figure if we blast a holy site, it will unite the whole arab world.

[tagnostic]

since they hate us already
i don't see that as a problem
they don't have a problem
blowing up anything of ours
why should we play by rules
when they don't?

[Brassman]

It goes back to the whole winning of hearts and minds thing.

[tagnostic]

i have my doubts
about jihadist's
having either

[Brassman]

It's either play nice or no oil for U.S.

[tagnostic]

we have plenty
the feds just won't
let us drill for it
its retarded

[Brassman]

Alaska, gulf of mexico, texas, oklahoma

[tagnostic]

i'm from West Texas
i remember the boom
and when the epa made
us cap
the Bust
still a helluva lot of wells
ready to go, just capped

[OfficerFriendly]

if the world's oil is limited and the Arabs sucked all theirs out, who will then capitalize the oil markets?

[tagnostic]

theres alot of oil out there
and a hell of alot is right here

[Brassman]

We don't want to offend too many environmentalists with lower gas prices, and thousands of more jobs.

[tagnostic]

i'm all for the environment
but not when it gets stupid
and especially not when
we're leasing sites to
other countries to drill
off our shores, not to
mention financing it for
other countries

[logical]

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[Brassman]

The "Logical" spot would have been the introductions threads.

[Brassman]

But anyway back to the Irans are coming, news said they are planning terrorist attacks against the US, now the Israelis are growing impatient and are wanting to bomb the nuclear plants there and get the US into another war.

[tagnostic]

what war?
i'm tired of playing these silly games
they don't seem all that concerned
about our civilians why are we
giving a crap about theirs?
lets end it before they
get nukes
personally i'd send everything
we've got over there
carpet bomb them into
the pliestocene
and ask "who's next?"

i'm sick and tired of playing by rules
that nobody else is
they kill civilians and were supposed to 'understand'
screw that
wake the sleeping dragon
no rules
win

now i'm gonna rant
same topic sort of
illegal aliens and gun walking
screw it
arm them all
send them back
seal the border
and let them deal
with their country
with over a million illegals
here if each one can get at least one
cartel member and one politician
they can have their country back
and won't need ours

[Brassman]

Thats why we keep the Israelis well supplied, but when they do their thing it will excallate. Thats why they are looking into the pullout in afghanestan.

[tagnostic]

if they do it well
it won't escalate
every time its
been tried
since '47
they won

[OfficerFriendly]

I like what penitea said about Israel may attack Iran this Spring. Then I can look forward of listening to man drama on the radio.

[tagnostic]

i gotta feeling
if the next one
involving Israel
blows up to shooting
it won't last very long

[Brassman]

Personally speaking it all sounds like election year drama, but who knows. Since they are getting ready to take away the immunity of insider trading from the congressmen they need to make as much as possible with oil futures.

[tagnostic]

the Iranians
want a nuke
Israel isn't
gonna let
that go
Obama
is too weak
to do anything
but talk, Israel has
already proven they'll
bust a move, remember
when SaDumb tried that one

[Brassman]

The Israelis have one or two to their credit already, when a motorcyclist stuck a bomb to the side of one of their scientists car.

[tagnostic]

that was well played
if your opponent
changes the rules
why should you
play by them?

[tagnostic]

ka-bump
the stupid
is getting (http://www.wnd.com/2012/02/ayatollah-kill-all-jews-annihilate-israel/)
way up there
iran has talked
alot of trash and
backed off, the u.n.
and our current administration
will take that, Israel won't,
somebody is about to be
in a world of hurt,

[Brassman]

Thats wild. Sounds like they are begging for a war. Possibly start a holy war.

[tagnostic]

imho
they really think they can bluff
Israel
like they do us and un
gotta
guess Israel ain't folding