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koora
August 31st, 2006, 12:09 PM
...do i continue to live on in google cache after my death? :D
Quackor
August 31st, 2006, 10:16 PM
Some believe, if you type with the correct spelling and grammar, you will go to google heaven.

Some believe if you input "Forgiveness" in the search bar, you will go to google heaven.

Others believe you rot in cyberspace as a name and nothing else.
Nameless
September 1st, 2006, 12:45 AM
I'd guess your WEBSITE goes to Google heaven. By storing your opinions, emotions and searches on the internet, then in a sense your 'soul' lives on in Google.
recycledwhitetrash
September 1st, 2006, 02:09 AM
I'd guess your WEBSITE goes to Google heaven. By storing your opinions, emotions and searches on the internet, then in a sense your 'soul' lives on in Google.But what if you do not have a website? Are you them caught in internet limbo forever? Do you go to hell?
Nameless
September 1st, 2006, 03:58 AM
I'd guess your WEBSITE goes to Google heaven. By storing your opinions, emotions and searches on the internet, then in a sense your 'soul' lives on in Google.But what if you do not have a website? Are you them caught in internet limbo forever? Do you go to hell?

My guess is that if you have not taken the precaution of creating a website and offering it Google, you are re-incarnated. If you create a website but do not offer it to Google, you are trapped in limbo until Google discovers it via other links. You would only go to Google hell if you used *shudder* another search engine over Google.
disciple
September 2nd, 2006, 05:50 PM
but what if you do not have a website? Are you them caught in Internet limbo forever? Do you go to hell?[/quote]

With the monopoly Bill G (I can't say his last name; he will send a minion of darkness to destroy me!) has, 'limbo' may be a very long time (until Bill freezes over). We will suffer terribly and be forced to use 'dial up and windows 95.
Jillamanda
September 4th, 2006, 10:06 PM
I don't think you need to have a website to be remembered. As long as you've left your mark somewhere in cyberspace, it's there for eternity. A website may make you easier to locate, but we have Google anyway, so it's not necessary.

Google will look after everything. :D
Fallen Hero
September 5th, 2006, 04:34 PM
You posted here, and google can see it. All is well, he will take you to heaven, where video games never crash, and the answer is always there.... and so forth. Now do animals get to Google's heaven, I mean, they have no mark left. Perhaps they re-incarnate indefinitely?
Jillamanda
September 5th, 2006, 09:33 PM
A Google search for 'animals' will soon show they are included. :wink:
Fallen Hero
September 6th, 2006, 03:36 PM
ah. But still, they cannot place their thoughts on the web. unless I need to redefine the parameters. I searched 'animals' as is.
Jeeves
September 9th, 2006, 10:30 PM
Would you live on into the server of google? I think not

This religion is a piece of fucking trash, all who worship google are weirdos who need a better religion or life, if not then you have no life within you.
Nameless
September 10th, 2006, 02:01 AM
Would you live on into the server of google? I think not

This religion is a piece of fucking trash, all who worship google are weirdos who need a better religion or life, if not then you have no life within you.

It called satire. Or parody. Or JOKE since someone who writes posts like that probably won't understand the first two words. :roll:
YahooFollower
September 10th, 2006, 02:11 AM
I'd appreciate it if no one would say anything obscene here.
Fallen Hero
September 10th, 2006, 02:05 PM
I'd appreciate it if no one would say anything obscene here.

Your name is obscene.
Nameless
September 11th, 2006, 01:21 AM
I'd appreciate it if no one would say anything obscene here.

Anything obscene.
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:lol: :P
MeTHoD-X
September 11th, 2006, 04:53 AM
This religion is a piece of fucking trash, all who worship google are weirdos who need a better religion or life, if not then you have no life within you.

Your an obvious flamer and you contribute NOTHING but hate to these debates. I thought it was against christianity to be as hateful as you have been? Maybe if you set a decent example, people like myself would dislike your religion a little bit less? You might even score a few converts.
Jillamanda
September 11th, 2006, 04:57 AM
Yeah....says it all, doesn't it? I don't mind anyone doing a bit of flaming, but I much prefer when it's intelligent people.

I'd appreciate it if no one would say anything obscene here.

Fair enough, but maybe you should direct your comments to the anti Googlists i.e. Christians. They are the only ones who are using obscenities.