Where do babies come from?

[Tofu]

Can somebody please tell me whre babies come from? :lol:

[Jeeves]

You will know, in time.

Ask and Google had sex and formed babies

[Fallen Hero]

You will know, in time.

Ask and Google had sex and formed babies

I highly reccomend NOT asking Google that..

[Tofu]

This was a joke thread.

[Fallen Hero]

This was a joke thread.
I know.

[MeTHoD-X]

Some pretty funny results:

http://www.google.ca/search?q=Where+do+babies+come+from%3F&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

[Jillamanda]

This was a joke thread.

Oh.....so where's the funny bits?

[SAVAGE]

The almighty Google has an answer for everything that has answers:

http://health.howstuffworks.com/adam-200107.htm

it also contradicts itself by saying babaies come from storks

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view.php/706422

Hey it is just like the followers of that hippy in the desert...whats his name, Jebuss.

Googilism is exactly like other religions, contradicting...except that we ahve evidence that Google exists unlike that doG guy.

[Jillamanda]

Googilism is exactly like other religions, contradicting....

But at least it offers all possible explanations. Most religious tenets are very biased. Google has enough confidence in herself to offer all beliefs and explanations. She also has enough confidence in the integrity of her followers to trust them to take the right path. :wink:

[Tofu]

This was a joke thread.

Oh.....so where's the funny bits?
I was expecting epople to make some. Maybe I should post this poem I wrote about it. Here it is:

Oh where, do babies come from?

To the tune of where has my little dog gone.

Oh where, oh where do those babies come from?
Oh where, are they created?
They don't come from the stork,
'cause he's a dork.
Oh where, are they created?
Babies smell bad. That might be a clue.
Oh where, are they created?
They can't come from a bird.
Parents: Oh gosh, my word!
Oh where, are they created?

[Nameless]

Can somebody please tell me whre babies come from? :lol:

Hmm. After thinking this through for a moment, I think since this is a 'joke thread' it would be ligitimate, and ironnically appropriate, to reply with the following:

YO MUM!

:lol:

[disciple]

[quote="SAVAGE"]The almighty Google has an answer for everything that has answers:

http://health.howstuffworks.com/adam-200107.htm

it also contradicts itself by saying babaies come from storks

How is this a contradiction? babies do come from storks (think laterally) Google was not referring to the ones with feathers.

[SAVAGE]

[quote=SAVAGE]The almighty Google has an answer for everything that has answers:

http://health.howstuffworks.com/adam-200107.htm

it also contradicts itself by saying babaies come from storks

How is this a contradiction? babies do come from storks (think laterally) Google was not referring to the ones with feathers.

LOL...it seems I have a fan.

Ok then this just proves that Googlism has more merit then whatever bullshit you believe.

I mean the degree of doG bullshit varies, but bull shit by any other name is still bullshit.

[Jillamanda]

Some people believe that babies do come from storks. Some Australian Aborigines believe they enter the mother's body by sitting on a special rock and allowing the 'baby' to enter her body via the thumbnail. Google is just covering all bases. She has enough faith in us to decide for ourselves what the most plausible explanation is. She doesn't tell us how to think, she just gives us all the options.

[Fallen Hero]

Some people believe that babies do come from storks. Some Australian Aborigines believe they enter the mother's body by sitting on a special rock and allowing the 'baby' to enter her body via the thumbnail. Google is just covering all bases. She has enough faith in us to decide for ourselves what the most plausible explanation is. She doesn't tell us how to think, she just gives us all the options.

Google and it's great options.

[SAVAGE]

Some people believe that babies do come from storks. Some Australian Aborigines believe they enter the mother's body by sitting on a special rock and allowing the 'baby' to enter her body via the thumbnail. Google is just covering all bases. She has enough faith in us to decide for ourselves what the most plausible explanation is. She doesn't tell us how to think, she just gives us all the options.

Praise the googli goodness.

[Jillamanda]

:lol: :lol: Ya know, they have a thing in the game of cricket called a 'googly'.

The leg spinner's prize weapon - bowled properly, a googly is almost undetectable.

A googly, or a "wrong'un", is a delivery which looks like a normal leg spinner but actually turns towards the batsmen, like an off break, rather than away from the bat.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/hi/sa/cricket/skills/newsid_3207000/3207939.stm

:D

[thegentry]

Guys, stop beating around the bush.

Babies come from a woman's vagina.

... haha, beating around the bush.... that's ironic.....

[Nameless]

Guys, stop beating around the bush.

Babies come from a woman's vagina.

... haha, beating around the bush.... that's ironic.....

... You had to say it didn't you ... -_-

:P

[NicoleBell]

Well may be this can explain this...
JACK N JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PALE OF WATER...
GOD KNOWS WHAT THEY DID UP THERE N CAME DOWN WITH A DAUGHTER....

[Nanashi]

They spent 9 months on a hill trying to get some water?

[Fallen Hero]

They spent 9 months on a hill trying to get some water?
9 and a half the baby was late.

[NicoleBell]

i donno..looks like they were pretending to fetch a pale of water...i wonder what else they did there for 9 n 1/2 month..what do u think???

[Tofu]

Well may be this can explain this...
JACK N JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PALE OF WATER...
GOD KNOWS WHAT THEY DID UP THERE N CAME DOWN WITH A DAUGHTER....
LOL! I LAUGHED IN REAL LIFE!

[NicoleBell]

LOL!!! when i heard that i was laughing n rolling on the floor...so what made u chose this topic anyway????

[Fallen Hero]

LOL!!! when i heard that i was laughing n rolling on the floor...so what made u chose this topic anyway????

The theory is that he is 12.. :lol:

[disciple]

LOL!!! when i heard that i was laughing n rolling on the floor...so what made u chose this topic anyway????

The theory is that he is 12.. :lol:

My turn to piss myself (LOL), although there is no direct evidence I suspect you may be right.

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Your mum and I got together in a chat room on Google Talk. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:

"You've got Male!"

LOL this is how babies are made.

[punkinside]

ARGH! There's just too many of them!

Go and save yourselves! I'll hold them off as long as I can!

*cocks shotgun*

C'mon you dead sons of bitches, make my day!!!

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

I think a shotgun is peircing damage and in DnD you need blunt so try a bat. Unless you read Zombie survival guide the use a sword.

[punkinside]

Too... busy... killing... zombie... threads

can't... understand

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

I like your Signiture but I don't think I am to that point yet.

[Tofu]

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Your mum and I got together in a chat room on Google Talk. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:

"You've got Male!"

LOL this is how babies are made.
LOL! That's hilarious! Anyway, I remember rhis great topic that I created. Goooood times...