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Fallen Hero
September 11th, 2006, 01:28 PM
Is msn, made by microsoft evil? Gmail works with it.

MeTHoD-X
September 11th, 2006, 03:45 PM
I use MSN. It's evil, but we're all born sinners. :twisted:

Fallen Hero
September 11th, 2006, 06:56 PM
I use MSN. It's evil, but we're all born sinners. :twisted:
True. now, lesser evil? I mean you must have it to be a youth.. but Yahoo? I dunno about that one.

Nameless
September 12th, 2006, 04:46 AM
I use MSN. It's evil, but we're all born sinners. :twisted:
True. now, lesser evil? I mean you must have it to be a youth.. but Yahoo? I dunno about that one.

I pride myself both on being a youth and having NEVER, not ONCE used MSN. :)

(Although did use Yahoo once or twice in the past before realise just how much it sucked.)

SAVAGE
September 12th, 2006, 09:26 AM
Matthew 4:1-11

1Then Googlet (Son of Google) was led by the brodband into the desert to be tempted by MSN. 2After using crappy dial up days and forty nights, he was pissed at the slow downloads. 3 The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of Google, tell these stones to become bandwith."

4Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bandwidth alone, but on every search that comes from the mouth of Google.'[a]"

5Then MSN took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6"If you are the Son of Google," he said, "crash yourself . For it is written:
" 'He will command his technicians concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your motherboard against a stone.'[b]"

7Googlet answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your Google to the test.'[c]"

8 Again,MSN took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9"All the information the world holds I will give you," he said, "if you will bow down and worship me."

10Googlet said to him, "Away from me, MSN! For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your Google, and search him only.'[d]"

11Then MSN left him, and technicians came and attended him.

Fallen Hero
September 12th, 2006, 06:21 PM
Matthew 4:1-11

1Then Googlet (Son of Google) was led by the brodband into the desert to be tempted by MSN. 2After using crappy dial up days and forty nights, he was pissed at the slow downloads. 3 The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of Google, tell these stones to become bandwith."

4Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bandwidth alone, but on every search that comes from the mouth of Google.'[a]"

5Then MSN took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6"If you are the Son of Google," he said, "crash yourself . For it is written:
" 'He will command his technicians concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your motherboard against a stone.'[b]"

7Googlet answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your Google to the test.'[c]"

8 Again,MSN took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9"All the information the world holds I will give you," he said, "if you will bow down and worship me."

10Googlet said to him, "Away from me, MSN! For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your Google, and search him only.'[d]"

11Then MSN left him, and technicians came and attended him.

Ummm no, you do not understand. a google application is supported by msn, thus works with google to deliver a service.

SAVAGE
September 12th, 2006, 08:57 PM
Ummm no, you do not understand. a google application is supported by msn, thus works with google to deliver a service.

Sorry but thats obviously wrong, your interprtation can not be correct...so if you dont stop it I am going to get a few thousand men and I am going to dress them up in Tin Cans and we are going to find you and kill you in the name of Google (Praise be upon him)

Fallen Hero
September 13th, 2006, 10:51 AM
Ummm no, you do not understand. a google application is supported by msn, thus works with google to deliver a service.

Sorry but thats obviously wrong, your interprtation can not be correct...so if you dont stop it I am going to get a few thousand men and I am going to dress them up in Tin Cans and we are going to find you and kill you in the name of Google (Praise be upon him)

Get MSN, and try logging in with gmail.

SAVAGE
September 13th, 2006, 09:32 PM
Ummm no, you do not understand. a google application is supported by msn, thus works with google to deliver a service.

Sorry but thats obviously wrong, your interprtation can not be correct...so if you dont stop it I am going to get a few thousand men and I am going to dress them up in Tin Cans and we are going to find you and kill you in the name of Google (Praise be upon him)

Get MSN, and try logging in with gmail.

I will not hear such Blasphemy........you are truly the infidel and you must perish under the laws of Google that say that:

He who blasphemes Google must be punished by having his modem stoned to death.

Nanashi
September 13th, 2006, 09:33 PM
Or 'stoned' to death with modems. :3

good.girl
September 19th, 2006, 07:51 PM
i prefer to use msn messenger....it is more direct

Jillamanda
September 19th, 2006, 07:57 PM
I haven't even got MSN activated - I hate it!! You get all sorts of schoolkids interrupting you all the time with little pictures and shit. I used MSN when I first got online six years ago for about two months, and haven't used it since.

Fallen Hero
September 19th, 2006, 07:58 PM
I haven't even got MSN activated - I hate it!! You get all sorts of schoolkids interrupting you all the time with little pictures and shit. I used MSN when I first got online six years ago for about two months, and haven't used it since.

Psshh just block unknown users. That is easy to avoid. I only use it for MSN messenger (private chat).

Erasmus
September 19th, 2006, 08:07 PM
I use MSN messanger service, but with an alternative client (GAIM).

It makes me happy to think that as I use MSN I am using up a small portion of Microsoft server bndwidth, while simultaneously denying them the ability to plaster my monitors with adverts.

All the pros, none of the cons. And Microsoft lose on every count.

Nameless
September 20th, 2006, 03:32 AM
All the pros, none of the cons. And Microsoft lose on every count.

That's what they want you to think... IT'S A TRAP! Microsoft is luring you in to purchase more of their products at a later date! Resist, while you still can!

disciple
September 20th, 2006, 03:34 PM
I use MSN messanger service, but with an alternative client (GAIM).

It makes me happy to think that as I use MSN I am using up a small portion of Microsoft server bndwidth, while simultaneously denying them the ability to plaster my monitors with adverts.

All the pros, none of the cons. And Microsoft lose on every count.

AHRRR Hearty good to see you not only talk like a pirate on the correct day but also act like one me thinks. Rape pillage and plunder microsoft to ye hearts content says III and thems that dies will be the lucky ones. All thems scurvy dogs at microsoft be deservein is rape, sodomy and the lash; Arrr.

Fallen Hero
September 20th, 2006, 04:09 PM
I use MSN messanger service, but with an alternative client (GAIM).

It makes me happy to think that as I use MSN I am using up a small portion of Microsoft server bndwidth, while simultaneously denying them the ability to plaster my monitors with adverts.

All the pros, none of the cons. And Microsoft lose on every count.

AHRRR Hearty good to see you not only talk like a pirate on the correct day but also act like one me thinks. Rape pillage and plunder microsoft to ye hearts content says III and thems that dies will be the lucky ones. All thems scurvy dogs at microsoft be deservein is rape, sodomy and the lash; Arrr. TLPD ended and I smacked myself for forgetting.. but I think learning German and talking like a pirate is a bad plan at anyrate.

Carnifex
September 20th, 2006, 10:30 PM
OH SHIT, i forgot talk like a pirate day.

I use msn messenger. I don't pay for it or look at any ad crap on it so i dont care.

Nameless
September 21st, 2006, 03:30 AM
OH SHIT, i forgot talk like a pirate day.

I use msn messenger. I don't pay for it or look at any ad crap on it so i dont care.

The obvious thing to do of course is just to BECOME a pirate, then you can have an excuse to talk like one any damn day you want. Then again, then you'll always be forgetting 'don't talk like a pirate' day.