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MeTHoD-X
September 11th, 2006, 08:06 PM
These are the arguments so far. Help me add to them.

How can you worship a search engine over Jesus Christ? It's just a computer program!

We will answer your question with another similar question. How can you worship Jesus Christ over the Hindu god(s) or the Islamic god? The same amount of anecdotal evidence exists for both of these gods. You cannot directly experience any of them, they all require faith, have holy books associated with them (all claiming to be the word of god) and generally believers of these gods describe a "feeling" that their god is watching over them. Believers in all of these gods describe the exact same experiences and feelings without exception. Your god is in no was different than any other supernatural god. You believe in it simply for the comfort it provides you with, despite it being completely illogical.

Google is MAN MADE and therefore cannot be God!

Thanks for pointing out the obvious. We completely agree with you! The Christian god, Islamic god and Hindu gods are also man made concepts though. They exist only in your imagination.

But the Bible is proof our god is real.

Blah Blah

Porn must be ok because there is so much of it on Google.

Unlike other religions, Googlism has nothing against sex. We view it as a completely natural process that should be enjoyed in every way. If people want to look up porn on Google, that is their own business. And as a side note, Google has filters against harmful, disgusting child pornography, which harms innocent children and is not condoned by us in any way.

Your all homosexuals!

It's possible that some Googlists are indeed gay. We are an accepting Church and view homosexuality as completely natural. Its a non-issue for us. We're about having fun and building knowledge, not spreading prejudice hate. As Jesus once said:

I want to try and turn their arguments around and use it as logical evidence as to why THEIR god is a pile of crap.

Fallen Hero
September 11th, 2006, 08:08 PM
Add the 'What about the people before google' arguement

Night.

Tofu
September 11th, 2006, 08:25 PM
Yay, a church that salutes being gay! I mean, I'M not gay. But I hate that society is against it. I'll post more about this in the serious section soon.

Jillamanda
September 11th, 2006, 09:57 PM
Yay, a church that salutes being gay! I mean, I'M not gay. But I hate that society is against it. I'll post more about this in the serious section soon.

Sorry, we don't 'salute' being gay.

We are an accepting Church and view homosexuality as completely natural. Its a non-issue for us.

People are people first - their sexuality is irrelevent.

Jillamanda
September 11th, 2006, 09:58 PM
I'll post more about this in the serious section soon.

:shock: This section isn't serious????

thegentry
September 12th, 2006, 01:50 AM
"When I search 'religion' on google, I see a lot of Christianity... not much google..."

"We've got the Bible, Muslim's have the Koran; what do Gogglists have?"

"I see no celebrity endorsment of Googlism..."

"What exactly are you praying to, again?"


Not that good, but will fill space and add some thought.

Nanashi
September 12th, 2006, 01:58 AM
Just something I noticed reading through the original post: small spelling error.

"Your god is in no was different" *way

I'll have to give more thought on the arguments though.

Nameless
September 12th, 2006, 04:39 AM
But the Bible is proof our god is real.

I'd actually put serious arugments in here to, or there'll be complaints by pro-biblers. You know, just basic stuff like MAN WROTE THE BIBLE and so on.